My first solo grumm in a while, mainly to complain about my shitty life. If you want to feel better about your shitty life then this is the grumhole for YOU!
- ice cream binge
- new shoes for fat flat footed = me; brand = ECHO
- Mattress eating hunger strike! fap fap fap
- parents visiting
- poverty; obesity
- tearing up bills
- trotsky barking
- BIRTHDEE! HINT HINT HINT
- call +1 FIRM UTERUS and leave a message
- hurting poor people
- close the post office
- snack food garbage in bed
- lesbians eat steak insead of cleaning and pass gas
- plane crash *yawn*
- paper paper paper end junk mail kill post office
- Bullshit media streaming services that rip you off like VIMEO and VIMEO and VIMEO who delete’s CHERYL MERKOWSKI’S WALLS FALL OUT EVEN THOUGH SHE FUCKING MADE IT!
- HOST YOUR OWN SHIT
- OWN YOUR OWN CONTENT
- NEVER PAY TO HOST MEDIA because it means some day you will loose it.
- Archive.org is the best.
- Sanitize function of washing machines eliminates lesbian stench from my disgusting lesbian workout clothes. Thanks to WAYNE for the lesbian tip.
- Paris is horrible.
- madge = negative nancy
- TAFFY PULLS amazing quilts!
- Diabetes socks from CVS
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Stock up for summer time which is organic mattress season. You need lots of keywords with your mattresses you know.