YR947 Thank Goddess, A Hagatha-free Show!

I have no idea what we talked about as we recwhorded this almost a week ago.
Cheryl and SCHROCKBELLA MORKTENSHTEIN join me. What a nice break from Hagathasshole!

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Album art for this week and last week was by Luke.

41 thoughts on “YR947 Thank Goddess, A Hagatha-free Show!”

  1. Madge and Cheryl,

    You two are a serious kick in the ass! I learned about you via Distorted View…yep, I pay that perfectly lovely asshat to entertain me, it’s true. I’ve only recently found Yeast Radio but have listened to many of Cheryls’ podcasts.

    You two put on a show worth a few gold trinkets a month as well, is there a premium show you provide? I’d subscribe. Just saying is all.

    Rob

  2. Madge and Cheryl,

    You two are a serious kick in the ass! I learned about you via Distorted View…yep, I pay that perfectly lovely asshat to entertain me, it’s true. I’ve only recently found Yeast Radio but have listened to many of Cheryls’ podcasts.

    You two put on a show worth a few gold trinkets a month as well, is there a premium show you provide? I’d subscribe. Just saying is all.

    1. Well thank you honAIDS, thatk is very sweet of jew. No premium ‘grum from me, and madge sure as hell ain’t never made nothing premium, tho she has threatened to cancel her grum all turdgether and charge for this mess. lawl. You can always make a monthlaids donation if u wish, it is appreciated. Makes my CLIT get HORD.

  3. Madge Ill pay you 200.00 to put me on the show next time. I get my govmt Cheese and my check on the 3rd. WHADDASAY

  4. Enough with the AIDS comments after every word already. It’s played out. Was never funny, but I have had to turn off the show short the last few times. This last show was just ridiculously filled with AIDS this~and~that. Every time I hear it, I think of those loved ones I have lost and at how funny their deaths weren’t. Your show used to be intelligent, fun, witty and un-pc at times, but it’s just nothing but AIDS comments and Hagatha’s disgusting adventures anymore. Yours was the first podcast I ever listened to, wish you would take it in a better direction.

    1. Enough with the AIDS commentaidss after every word alreaids. It’s plaidsed out. Was never funnaids, but I have haids to turn off the show shortaids the last few times. This last show was just ridiculouslaids filled with AIDS this~aids~that. Every time I hear it, I think of those loved ones I have lost and at how funnaids their deaths weren’taids. Your show used to be intelligent, fun, wittaids and un-pc at times, but it’s just nothing but AIDS comments and Hagathurdaids’s disgusting adventures anymore. Yours was the first podcast I ever listened to, wish you would take it in a better direction.

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  5. LISTEN madge. I really enjoyed the RETARD at teh beginning, tho I would have appreciated you telling us more about this mess. Very inturdesting. His voice made me laff.

    Also, I was amazing as alwaids.

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  7. Jack I dealt with Jakob last week and this week Ill address your bile. Yes Im a whore I love men and treat them good.When I was a real whore I took on some of the least attractive and OLD OLD men in the Chicagoland area. But I always left them feeling good about themselves- still sexy after all these years. I dealt with colostomy cases fattys sweaties hairys and stinkies. I even made out with them if that was what they were paying for. I had Alot of regular clients. And yes we practiced safe sex. ( people usually do with whores) I also had a plain massage ad in Gay chicago, and I gave one solid hour of deep tissue massage with the obligatory hand job at the end. My point is this-by calling me a whore, you dont disparage me. Call me courtesian gesha surrogate its all the same thing- of course I gave it up when I met my patron.(Its where old whores go to die if they work it right) I wish I could see your sorry ass- Im sure you are no prize. Its such a cheap shot opting for the aids face, It doesnt bother me, It just makes you come across as shall we say-LIMITED.Part of what makes my life so great is that I see every living thing that crosses my path as a being worthy of my kindness and this includes you. So Ill sign off by saying- have a blessed day,Ill send good thoughts your direction-FORMER WHORE HAGATHA……

    1. 1) everyone here knows you enjoyed how pathetic and disgusting your johns were so don’t be all like it was some great compassionate act of self-sacrifice, never mind thak you were getting paid in the first place

      2) you talk about molesting 17 year olds in this very grum with the same grandiose “I’m just giving them what they never had and making them feel loved” bullshit. you aren’t jesus and you aren’t saving anyone’s soul, you’re just getting off on the pain of others, molesting them and/or consuming their piss and shit

      3) how do you not see that fucking an 89 year old man you aren’t even attracted to so much that he puts you in his will is just fucking predatory, and that whoring out your disgusting body to random strangers for fifteen dollar back alley punchfucks, where your HIVAIDS blood seeps out from the little cuts and bug bites you have all over your fingers and forearms into their exposed rectums is like angelic compared to thak

      4) “Part of what makes my life so great is that I see every living thing that crosses my path as a being worthy of my kindness and this includes you. So Ill sign off by saying- have a blessed day,Ill send good thoughts your direction”

      directly after:

      “I wish I could see your sorry ass- Im sure you are no prize. Its such a cheap shot opting for the aids face, It doesnt bother me, It just makes you come across as shall we say-LIMITED.”

      and obviously it does bother you, considering you outed someone’s hiv status TO HIS FUCKING MOM in revenge for teasing you about it

      good night whore, let’s not do this again

  8. Your right about everything Jackieboy> I knew as soon as I read my comment the descrepancy you pointed out.Being Kind doesnt mean you sugar coat everything. You are a sorry ass because you are so self rightous. And When I said Im sure your are no prize I was alluding to your hateful nature. You may be Brad Pitt in disguise- But you illustrate the old saying” beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone. Some of my friends in AA are kind to me, but they call me on my shit.I will send nice thoughts your way-because I dont feel that the you that lobs attacks from behind the safety of your computer screen is the total YOU.I have never attacked anyone on this site who didnt attack me first.I am all the things you say And more. I never said I was a saint.I have spoken frankly about my horrible behavior on a comedy podcast in an effort to show how stupid one can be. I knew I was Putting my head on the chopping block when I did it. You took the bait- being perfect and all.My shtick is that Im a HAG. I picked that name and I stand by it.The difference between me and you is I like to lighten others load (no pun intended) whereas you seem to delight in adding to it. My question for you is WHY?

    1. just because you admit you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you any less of one, and it doesn’t make it ok to be one

      just because you pepper your disgusting, hateful actions with “nice thoughs” or some other insincere cliche garbage, doesn’t mean you’re any less destructive

      I don’t care if you spread around aids with the best of intentions, it’s still murder. the only load you like to lighten is a big viral load all over some homeless, scared and confused 17 year olds boy’s face, or 8, or whatever just turn yourself in ok

  9. If I thought I had given anybody hiv I would be bothered by your comments, but I KNOW I havent. You are Taking Some earlier things I said and Twisting it into a LIE.As I said I PRACTICE SAFE SEX.You are plainly too young to have lived through the dark days of the aids epidemic and didnt lose friends as us older folk have. The fact Babyj that you would be so cruel about it makes you and jack far more evil than I could ever imagine being. Would you make fun of someone who had cancer- Probably you would. You and others like you test my tolerance-I hope you grow up some day.CHEERS

  10. gloryhole blowjobs, Bloody punchfucking and Getting Fucked in the Ass by an 11 inch cock with NO condom Is the safest sex around, I’m SURE you’ve never given anyone the HIVAIDS

    seeing people die from aids has clearly made you a much more compassionate and careful person. I may have not been around for the dark days of the aids epidemic, but you seem to be on a mission to start a whole new one

    1. also does the . for your url mean you’re going to commit suicide cause some kid who lived in my dorm in college did and he set his facebook status to “.” right before he deeyud it

      if you did it would actually be an act of heroism – think of all the lives you’d save!

  11. Oh Hagatha, the last thing I care to be is kind to you (there are far many more people deserving of that).

    A thing like you, who strives to be the lowest of the low, is only deserving of such attitudes and actions. The word ‘subhuman’ comes to mind, particularly for someone who spends as much time in public toilets as the spiders and cockroaches that reside there.

    You know, you really remind me of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nyJo9Nx8fY

  12. Jack-OFF,Rabisjane-I am really flattered that you take time to talk to me. Any press is good press!

  13. Thank you all for keeping me in your prayers. You may or may not have heard, but I slept with a gang of gorillas recently, and now there’s this new strain… I guess what I’m saying is, let’s not point fingers, mmkay?

  14. Honestly, I find Hagatha disturbing and not in the least bit funny even if it is a character.

    She really needs to be taken off the streets of Chicago. Perhaps I’ll call my friends over at the CPD Ops center on Madison to look into this.

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