Now this is a great show!

Congratulations on reaching an entirely new plateau of technical constipation.

real gewd.

I want Mitch to talk about his sexcapades and panty-pooping experience nest time though!

I am living the poopy panties and poopy sheets right now. Sick kids, uncontrolled diarrhea. Should I be taking pics?

So glad to see Madge finally get her place cleaned.

rEgan fox

Now THAT was a riveting interview.

mitch, why must you be one of the gays? you are charming and adorable. sigh!

where are the pictures that andy took of the septic pumping truck?
please share them with us all.

thanks! it is everything i imagined.
now, when are you going to make your Flashdance video?

I love the way I get a mention whenever a British person comes on.

Also, I love the way I am described gets makes me sound more hopeless every time. Annoyingly, still accurate.

Although Cheryl was nice about me, which is even more worrying.

I made this comment all about me.

So much fun:

#1. Macs are not perfect, cow!
#2. Nests… in DOGFOOD!
#3. Shy, embarrassed guests.
#4. Fist Queen with internal chrome meditation eggs
#5. Cheryl’s reference to said Queen when mentioning said shy, embarrassed guest! A++!
#6. Andy’s life.
#7. Gonnosyphiherpelaids!
#8. Andy’s WHATEVERs!
#9. The Clarissa cliffhanger!
#10. Ethel.