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Two hours and twenty minutes of pure shit. Eight Eight Eight.
Carlos from Mexico blows snot. AndAIDS wants a trailer like Vera.
Rachel is cruising Homo Depot glory holes.
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i’m about to listen to this show.
madge i would have met you and shared a b&w.. my fav cookie ever.
Where?
at the nudist lesbian winter beach. you wouldn’t have minded if i had grabbed your lyps.
What makes you so sure?
i know my way around a lesbian.
I ain’t finished with this one yetz, but I hurd you say this, Madge, and it be so truek:
“it doesn’t mean you gotta give up and, you know, start birthing babies even though you don’t got a utte.”
You didn’t link to the 5th wheels and the manufactured homes that I want so I’ll do it here:
Holiday Rambler Presidential Suite
Factory Expo Escape Series Cottage Homes
Hy-Line Custom Park Trailers
Santa Fe Series: Cholla
Also, here are some more of the links I provided Madge during the show.
The steak fingers that I’m going to make. Instead of using cow steak I’m going to use deer steak.
Krystal Burgers!
Life really beats us down.
Woah, epic show, I can’t believe I listened to all that in one go. Twenty minutes of technical problems, Carlos covered in snot fantasizing about fucking his father and in the same breath talking about adopting kids, Andy in Stephen Hawking voice rambling about trailers, Rachel possibly getting murdered by a guy offering her a piece of an orange at the Home Depot and talking to as many strangers as she can to escape from this trainwreck, binge eating bonding over the phone… my brain’s fried.
by the way “me and them girls” is the best tag ever.
I need a shirtless photo of Carlos showing the six pack.
I don’t kill deer now. I have killed two in the past when I was 13. I hated hunting so badly.
I am just like an obese woman, I have large breasts.
Disc 1, fuck a fatty (me). Disc 2, masturbate on camera. Disc 3, get fucked on camera.
Okay, I’m coming on so I am done.
Carlos is hawt, even if he’s insane. Besides, sex is always better if it’s with a crazy person.
So truek ‘naids!
True That!
thanks for such a great and epic show.
what an adventure. i may have to listen to it again!
This was a GREAT show.
Do you guys have Amazon wish lists?
Yes honey I sure do!
I was told to re-link. But also, if you would rather donate it would be easier for me to pay for Internet and dog food, etc.
you need to add the FiberOne bars to your wishlist Andy. get you regular and help with them roids.
I like how you called it the worst show ever about an hour before it was over, and yet you kept recording.
Nice photo honAIDS! lol
thanks cheraids
The worst show ever is actually one of the best shows ever. I love when your show is a total Tranny Wreckage.
Vera should do a series of podcasts called “Chasing” Andy Melton in which she drives her RV to Tennessee and rescues Andy Melton from the horrors of the Sauth. Then Andy could be their RV slave. That’s good.
Im going to the gym to run five miles and listen….its about fucking time you put on a show…I had to listen to Joan Hamburg for four days talk about where she can find panties five for a dollar.
Andy, you can barely handle indoor plumbing, how will you cope with the sewage tank on an RV? At this point, you should just strip nude and move permanently into the bathtub.
Take your meals there and get a big ziploc bag for the computer.
Every three hours turn on the shower to wash the shit and vomit juice away and start over. You can even make money if you get someone to take photos of you at the peak filth moment and send them to Cheryl’s new VIP pay-per-view Members Only Online Excrement Sideshow Site.
Your section could be called Infinite Andy.
I don’t know how Rachel hasn’t already been bludgeoned to death in a Home Depot parking lot many times over. Though it is good to know the code words for ordering an extra layer of donkey shit on your Quality Burrito.
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Maybe Carlos could teach Andy at a 12 week trapeze class.
Get the RV, pick up Cali Lewis and head across this great land of ours stopping at each church and revival house to praise god and sample the smells wafting from their basement rape stalls.
I hope Vera and co. release their own line of Yeast Radio themed Sticker Sets complete with 8 unique scents and textures.
Ultimate reality show…Yeast Radio On The Road…Andy, Rapechel, and Madge on the road. All confined in an RV of Andy’s choosing for 6 months on the road.:How sweet would it be? How much would you pay to watch such a reality show?
ABC? NBC? CBS? LIFETIME? Are you listening?
I’d pay to see who was the last one alive.
I need a spiritual healing journey. I’d love to go on one of those with Madge and Rachel.
Bitch, my money is on Madge.
Madge would gleefully take a knife to them in their sleep but it is possible that Andy could eat all of them before that happened.
i’m in. i survived vipassana.
The Emperor has no clothes!
Sorry!
VIDEO PLEASE!
I’m only 20 minutes in…
vid or it didn’t happen.
Finally listening this. I had to laugh SO hard when Rachel’s phone cut out and Madge was worried. (Not that I didn’t worry about Rachel but I knew she was OK.)
Rachel should be 450 pounds with her knowledge of fast food menus.
I wish I had some land for Andy and his trailer. There are lots of used and repos here is Floriturd. And I would pay for his internet.