You titled this episode wrong but that is o’kaye.

“Bloody Neosporin Covered Cock Head 4 World AIDS Day” would have been better. OR “Bloody Cocks in Methy Frocks-PREP For World AIDS Day”.

LAPSE.

This was real good, A++! But I was hoping you’d talk about the flake bars. I’ve never had them. I wanted you to talk about what they taste like.

What a mess…

Never mind the ipod toooiiiaaauuuuaauuuurrch.
Someone should get Madge or that nice Cheryl this game for hannucunt to practice her wonderful songs (comes with two dildos & thak):

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That’s depending on whether or not you have one of those X-boorriiiiaaaaaox things though. MmmmmHmm.

For figuring out if Male or Female for a person in question…. Men always have a longer ring then index finger ,and women have a longer index and shorter ring finger , mostly. You can shave down an adams apple ect, but Ive never heard of anyone doing finger procedures for sex changes ect.

LOL. I dont got no X-boorriiiiaaaaaox ‘naids, but that gayme sounds real nice.

I would stil like aids ipod toooiiiaaauuuuaauuuurrch thoeh.

First of all, wtf are u talking about ‘naids?

Secunt, where the fuck have u bin? I miss getting wonderful vidyos from u and hearing from u. Plz to return ktnx.

Hmmm…I wonder if you meant to implicate as a barebacking bug-chasing PREP whore a certain someone that you mentioned you were going to meet at a certain place on your last program.

Excellent program, as always. Cheryl finds a way to endear herself to me more and more every day.

my ring finger on my right hand is shorter than my index finger on my right hand and i was born with a penis (which is still attached).

I can’t wait for Auntie Vera to come back from her cruise.

please listen to andy and talk more about food.

was auntie vera on the cruise ship attacked by pirates?

I would have been shocked if it was. Especially shocked because there ain’t no way she’s a top.

Poor deprived thing!

Lets hope so. At least then she might have something mildly interesting to talk about (thoe probably still wouldn’t be).

Yes me too. I am behind on mah sleeps.

I just watched a segment on the Spike TV channel from a show called MANswers that had all these docters explaining how to tell if its really a woman as a hooker ect . Thats where I learned this. My ring finger is longer then my index and some broads I looked at have the opposite longer index then ring fingers , so I thought it was true.

Rylch, Im still here in Whiskersville.

ARRRRRGH, me maties! I spy me Auntie!

What kind of a Jew are you? A Midwestern Jew….not really a Jew…

1. I just listened to the last few podcasts and your a dumb whore.
2. rachel’s Mom is Fabulous…she’s a true Jew and amazing. LOTS of fun and you can tell, lots of Love.
3. Rachel is a man…
4. Andy does nothing but Graze …but thats why we love him.
5. Mat Blender is HOT… so he has a football player build…
6. You do NOT keep beating red velvet cake mix after you add four…that just makes the gluten in the flour develop and you get cake. WHAT A RETARD. I will send you a red velvet cake recipe…but you MUST READ IT.
7. With all these characters, you should be writting the next Rick and Steve Cartoon and developing it for Logo or HERE! network…you have talent.
8. And needs a cooking show

A++++.

I need a cooking show? That would be awesome!

If I send you Red Velvet whoopie pies, will you do a show?

mmhmm. Wensday. You’re welcome. Perfeklaye narmal.

Your mom is a whoopie pie Edith.
Replace the carrot on the end of the stick with a FLAKE bar! That’s what she likes.
Miss you Madge- c’mooone!

Yes a cooking show…and a small restaurant in town…you put foods together that are amazing.

RED VELVET CAKE – WALDORF ASTORIA HOTEL NYC where it originated….not the South..not some Midwestern enchanted gas station, NYC…

1/2 cup shortening (ask Andy …Crisco)
1 and 1/2 cup sugar
2 egg
2 oz red food coloring – get the one that can give you cancer
2 tb cocoa —heaping – not the Nestle kind…go to William Sonoma and get some…
1 cup buttermilk
2 1/4 cup CAKE FLOUR (NOT THE REGULAR FLOUR…GET CAKE FLOUR)

1 tsp salt
1 tsp Vanilla (the expensive good real kind)
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp Vinegar

Thats for the cake. Now, cream the shortening, sugar, and eggs. Make a paste of food coloring and cocao. Add to creamed mixture. Cream it good – like 5 minutes or even longer. You cant over beat this. HOWEVER, NOW add the buttermilt and flour and salt but alternate it. In other words…A little buttermilk, a llittle flour (mixure on low). Att the Vanilla. Add the baking soda to Vinegar – It Foams!!!! and blend in. STOP THE MIXURE…do the last few steps in about 40 seconds after you combine the flour and buttermily. YOU DONT WANT RED CORNBREAD…you want cake. Pour into two or three cake pans of 8″ that have been floured and greased (greased and floured for those that live in Chicago). When the cake is done and cooled, you make plit them to ake even greater layers that you wil fill with the cream.

For the cream:

3 tsp Flour (regular)
1 cup milk
1 cup sugar
1 tsp vanilla
1 cup butter

Add mik to flour slowly using a wisk in a pan on the stove. Avoid lumps. Kepp it moving girls. Cook that up ntil it is very thick..it will coat the spoon. COOL IT COMPLETELY…like 40 minutes. Cream sugar, butter and vanilla until fluffy. (Butter must be room temp). Add to cooked mixture. Beat the shit out of it on high speed unil very fluffy. It will look and taste like a whipped cream at first.

A red velvet cake from a box is more likely to cause teh cancer and is easier ‘naids. HFCS can be added to help along this prole-cess.

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Now will you come back?

red velvet is a straight man’s cake…therefore Lesbians ALL MUST HAVE IT….it comes in second to Lesbian Banana Bread.

According to i-tunes, your URL is no longer valid….how they know that?

if ur a dude w/shorter ring finger, u r ghey.

lol same

where the hale r u on the iturds?

Do you know about the Flake ice cream?

It’s an ice cream cunt with a whole Flake dick in it.