even i want to punch myself – how did i not guess rachel gets married?

i am such a dumb whore

Thank you for FINALLY making him interesting with the mmmhmmmms! I was about to die.

I’ve heard that the original recipe for red velvy cake is made with the whip cream-like vanilla frosting that you mentioned –kind of like what’s in a twinkie. My boyfriend made it for me and it was really light and rich like tiramisu.

I love food porn. Rachy, do you watch Food Network?

Loved the blaque woman sounds, classic.

The build-up was excruciating, but this made it so worth it:
Madge: Andy, do you have any questions about this obesity problem and the potential solution using the letter S singing bowl?

*long pause*

Andy: No.

Why does Illeana Douglas keep talking about her yeast infection?

agreed. fucking priceless.

food porn is my life.
i used to be in love with tyler florence before he want all low rent applebees style.
i live a life driven by food porn.

Red Velvet Whoopie Pies

Oops.

http://tinyurl.com/5nb6mo

fyi i just jizzed on myself

MMMmmm Hmmmm

Oh, my God…

Chris completely upstaged The Rache in being Rachellian. No, blew her of the stage!

I’m dead now.

wensday. I had a yeast infection. mmhmmm.

I can now see why chris and rapechel are together.

I wonder which overpriced, “antique” singing bowels I need to fix my lyups and lapse.

The P bowl.

mmm-hmmm!

Janis Joplin came from a small town like you, Andy… then she broke free, and went all crazy… follow in her footsteps already.

The only thing more annoying than Rachel is Chris talking about singing bowls….