Contrary to popular believe I actually like Cheryl, it’s you being a kutwijf every chance you get I have a problem with. Damn, déjà vu…

a kutwijf? What that be?

Thanks for teh kind words honaids. I actually like u as well.

Put some Preparation H on the hemorrhoid or use Tuck’s Medicated Pads.

When you wipe yourself, use extremely soft toilet paper. Kleenex’s if you’ve got them. If nothing else do what I do and wet a wash cloth with warm water to wipe with. You could also do the same with toilet paper. Just make sure you get all the dingle berries out or that will irritate your condition even more.

You’ll also want to balance your fiber. Get yourself regular. Don’t force your bowel movements, that will make the hemorrhoids worse.

If you are eating a large amount of meat products make sure that you chew it up really good. You can’t just put it into your mouth, chew twice and swallow. That will wreak havoc on your back door. Eat a bowl of oatmeal, too.

Hemorrhoids do not go away on their own. The only way to effectively get rid of them is by surgical removal.

If you can, take a warm bath. That helps to alleviate the pain but also helps to cleanse the area.

Trust me, I know what I’m talking about. I’ve dealt with hemorrhoids my entire life.

This will cure your ‘roids, Madge.

It was cool hearin’ my show mentioned on the grum.

You appear to have a Grade IV prolapse.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid

You need to alter your diet:

Insufficient liquid can cause a hard stool, or even chronic constipation, which can lead to hemorrhoidal irritation. An excess of lactic acid in the stool, a product of excessive consumption of dairy products such as cheese, can cause irritation; reducing such consumption can bring relief. Vitamin E deficiency is also a common cause.

Eating fruit helps avoid conditions that lead to hemorrhoids.

Food considered “probiotic”, such as yogurt with active culture, may help keep the gut functioning normally and thus prevent flare-ups

omg. that is disgusting. the images. the smell. HONAYE! Madge, I think you should interview andaye about his roids/grapes, and maybe include some pix or vid in an enhanced podcast. LYUPS

When you have Andy on ur showgrum to talk about his roids, you should call the show “(Anal) Grapes of Wrath.” Ktnx ‘naids.

A kutwijf is Dutch for Greta van Susteren

maybe stop having so much of the anal sex for starters…

I have been listening to your show since NaPodPoMo started, and I really enjoyed this show a lot.

So nice to hear Hyper Nonsense mentioned on your show . That was a complete surprise.

Gotta say.. the part where Cheryl said that her daycare test was :
“to make sure I can take care of the childrens…. in theory” , that cracked me up! I used to be a day care teacher, and it’s so true! The tests they make day care teachers take do nothing more than make sure you can care for the children “in theory”.

Hi,

Hemorrhoids can often be effectively dealt with good diet and lifestyle changes.

The best way to prevent hemorrhoids is exercise, including walking, drink plenty of water and increased fiber in the diet help reduce constipation and straining by producing stools.

Thanks,
Lucy.