Macs suck.

To follow up on Vera’s tech comment – does anyone know if the improvements made in the MacBook’s display will make the colors deeper and improve the contrast? Knowing this first will save me from trekking down to the Apple Store to once again realize that I don’t want to buy a MacBook.

I’m enjoying the shows with Rachel.

I never buy rev 1.0 of Apple ANYTHING, even if it’s just a “new model”.

oh my god. Rachele. That poem was the (for lack of a better term) fucking hot.

I haven’t even listened to the rest of the show due to the fact that I cant stop listening to this poem.

simply amazing.

-josh

Rachel,

Trite art wank. Derivative of Ragan Fox.

I hope that it is paying the bills, however.

i don’t even know what the fuck you are talking about. are you telling me, rachel, that i, rachel, AM a trite art wank, and that i am derivative of ragan fox? and you hope that this fucking podcast is paying my bills?

or are you telling madge that i am a trite art wank and that i am derivative of ragan fox, and that you hope that madge is getting HER bills paid off having me on the show?

aw third world man….

for one, don’t insult the third world at large by aligning yourself with them…no one in the third world says “wank”

number two, do your research before you accuse me of being derivative of ragan fox. you clearly have no clue what you are talking about.

i hope you are feeling good about your witty comment.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you are cracking my shit UP over here.

thanks for the enjoyable afternoon! now i am feeling so great…thanks for thinking i am trite, thinking i am a man, and thinking i go mine ragan fox’s work for my poetic and comedic stylings.

i am gonna go cut off my pinky toe now. and mail it to you.

if i was a man, i would tell you to suck my dick.

luckily, i am actual woman. too bad jealous motherfuckers have to HATE.

oh well, hate me more, i don’t really care, it reminds me i am doing something right.

guess what? i don’t have to be derivative of anything or anyone to be myself. i don’t put on any fucking fake ass front. i am myself.

seriously, learn your history.

i am gonna wish you well.

wishing you well,
rachel

thank you josh! i am seriously flatterus. the thought of you touching yourself while listening to my poem over and over brings my heart immeasurable joy.

thank you very much richard barry. i dunno about the color, but i know a lot of people are extremely unhappy with the glass screen display.

hope that helps.

best,
rachel

nu uh

but the fucking call center peeps are most def giving me the blues

you are fancy,
rachel

yeah dude. if i am gonna beta test something for apple, i’d prefer not to pay for the privilege!

oh, one more thing, if you are accusing my poetry…my poem…of being derivative of ragan fox’s poetry, than THANKS for the extra laughs.

please, do some research before my rotting pinky gets to your mailbox.

I’ll probably postpone my trip to the
Apple store. Thanks, Rachel

Just thought that you were capable of producing better poetry than Miss Fox.

I would prefer a big toe or a nipple. Have never been much of a pinky man.

Did I strike a chord?

Hey Madge love the shows with Rachel. Will send more $, well, if I ever have see any again. ooh we just invaded Syria via robot gotta go

Third World Man – Since you know so much about poetry, where is yours at?

I just LOVE armchair experts on the Internet. They are always so helpful and pleasant!

andy, matt, madge, love you girlz.

it’s ok… for every third world man who thinks i write ragan fox poetry knock offs, there is a josh at home stroking his giant veiny cock to the mellifluous tones of my mannish voice.

this is clearly a bored fox and the city fan who doesn’t do research.

it’s really no disrespect to ragan whatsoever…but seriously, our poetry couldn’t be more different.

maybe ragan and i are the only two poets he has ever heard… we do sound alike if you have never heard any other poets in your fucking LIFE.

I liked your Madon-a eat out party storie. U bin getting lots of eat out lately ‘naids. Lots of eat outs with strangers.

Rave on, Jane Donne.

Who’s Ragan Fox?

TWM, Sylvia Plath has an oven you should borrow.

Oh honey, you’ve never heard of Ragan Fox!? He was one of the original Eat This Hot Show cast. He’s over at raganfox.com, podcast Fox and the City is at foxinthecity.libsyn.com, it’s rill good, mostly.

Great episode.