YR858 Eat Yeast Annoying as Hell

October 2, 2008 10:58 pm

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Comment by Zillafag
2008-10-02 23:20:02

Havin trouble emailing my promo for Qpodder so here is a link to audio file.
http://media.libsyn.com/media/zillaradio/votezillafag.mp3

 
Comment by Matt Burgess
2008-10-03 02:06:47

HAHAHAHAHHAAakldjsadaskdajksdfj!!!!!

oh god what kind of drugs was she on?

 
Comment by stephen
2008-10-03 07:52:07

i wish you had put rachel kann in the title – would have saved me going through the effort of pressing play. next time i’ll read the tags first.

 
Comment by Veritable Virgo
2008-10-03 08:20:02

OMFG! WTF? She is such a mess!

 
Comment by sharon in tampon
2008-10-03 08:30:48

Oh good lord!

The abuse Madge was giving Rachel in the beginning was wonderful. She is no clueless. But will that girl every shut up?

Christopher seems like a nice guy but there must be something wrong with him to put up with her. ;)

 
Comment by La Pequeña Retard
2008-10-03 09:08:54

Sweet christ on a kotex, what a disaster.

 
Comment by rachey
2008-10-03 10:30:31

why do people have to blow out my candle just to make theirs shine brighter?

that’s ok.

and perhaps you didn’t notice even though i have said it a million times…the way chris is able to put up with me is that he’s fucking DEAF you whores!

 
Comment by rachey
2008-10-03 12:25:06

this show really does suck. so will next week. and the next and the next and the next. and every yeast eating rage page and madge padge show. i tried to commit suicide by o.d.-ing on mod podge but the shit really is non-toxic. goddamnit!

Comment by Matt Burgess
2008-10-03 17:54:31

It did NOT suck. It was absolutely hilarious and insane – almost otherworldly with the incoherent ramblings and the bitching back and forth (it was like an old Jewish sitcom in HELL starring a matronly old dyke and her drugged out post-grunge daughter). Instant Yeast Radio classic. When I show this episode to my friends they will instantly love it. Then again, we’re Australians and for some reason everyone from my country who’s heard you loves your mod podge ass.

Comment by rachey
2008-10-05 20:58:54

love you matt. need to come to australie, where people have GOOD taste.

 
 
 
Comment by Wayne
2008-10-03 12:41:33

This was the most excruciating seventy three minutes of verbal diarrhea I have ever endured in my life, but Madge was brilliant of course.

 
Comment by Nate
2008-10-03 13:35:29

Proof that suicide isn’t painless.

Love the Rachel Kahn

 
Comment by michaerl
2008-10-03 13:52:20

Oh, the poetic irony… I’m listening to this trainwreck of a show on a train! I’m almost getting ready to jump the fuck out the window thanks to Rachel’s storytelling… Bless her heart, the Mess!

P.S. Is it a Jewish thing to be this scatterbrained?

 
Comment by rachey
2008-10-03 14:53:37

i just get so excited! it’s cuz i love you so much madge. i get overstimulated with joy.

 
Comment by rachey
2008-10-03 14:56:19

how do i put fucking pictures god damn it? how do i make my avatar or icon or whatever the fuck?

xoxo

Comment by La Pequena Retardo
2008-10-03 16:43:51

gravatar.com
you better hurry and get one because madge gets super pissed at those who don’t. and you certainly wouldn’t ever want to be on madge’s bad side.

Comment by rachey
2008-10-05 16:19:42

you are so sweet my little reetee
but i don’t think i can figure out this gravatard shit
i am such a tard

Comment by La Pequeña Retard
2008-10-06 05:05:48

Oh come on! If Hollywood superstar celebrity star of stage and screen, Vera Charles could figure it out, ANYBODY could! Even I did!

 
 
 
 
Comment by sage
2008-10-03 19:12:11

OH Madge…wow that was complete torture. Rachel sounds sexy but definitely has ADD. Jesus christ super star.

 
Comment by Rebecca Liswood
2008-10-03 19:21:48

Worst penis story ever!
cannot wait until next week.

 
Comment by Chris Weagel
2008-10-03 20:46:03

Listening to Rachel Khan is like being thrown down an endless flight of stairs.

 
Comment by Zillafag
2008-10-03 20:58:45

I liked the show and what RapeShell said about people with iPhones was so true!

 
Comment by justin v
2008-10-03 21:01:37

ah christ!

I love rapechel, but I shot myself five times during the penis story!

 
Comment by Administrator
2008-10-03 21:56:41

Rapechel has certain talents that resemble those of Jim Jones.

 
Comment by Cheryl Merkowski
2008-10-04 14:07:48

I can honestly say that this show made me laugh a lot… but it was only because of Madge and, at the end, And-aye. I swear, rapechel is on something. She has turd bay.

Someone should re-edit this showgrum into the little stories she tells… and cut madge out. That way we could enjoy the penis story in all of its EXTREMELy, unnecessarily, and aggressively long boringness… with each part repeated about fifteen times, many check ins to see if we understand this or that, and tangent after tangent.

You should get a trainwreck sound effect to play in the background next week.

PS- I also had the problem with the scar tissue and my female-foreskin. I self-injured my lyups while listening to rapechel last time, and it no longer self-peels off my clit… it just stays thar. Maybe I should get it cut back a bit.

 
Comment by Dan
2008-10-04 16:45:51

Listen up –

I love Madge. I love Rachel and her cut/uncut Boyfriend. But she is an annoying dirty whore with obvious tire tracks on her underwear. Andy of course makes the show.

 
Comment by Andy Melton
2008-10-04 18:33:53

I love it when people don’t add me back on Skype. It makes me feel even more like a loser. I guess I’m not special enough to get to talk to the one and the only. Whatever. I shall go on loving without being validated.

;)

 
Comment by JustinFeed
2008-10-04 20:52:17

Yeast Radio with Rachel Kann, the official podcast of Abu Ghraib.

 
Comment by M
2008-10-05 06:25:49

Delighted to have The Kahn back.
Madge, if you don’t interrupt and verbally flail your arms in the air ever time she opens her mouth you might find her stories are shorter ;)

 
Comment by Mike H
2008-10-05 11:28:10

I’m not sure how, but it was both a train wreck and funny and excruciating and wonderful all at the same time.

Love the Madge/Rachel interaction. Next time, I hope Andy gets more involved, though. :-)

 
Comment by TeachingThom
2008-10-05 11:47:36

OMG. That was THE. MOST. RANDOM. podcast EVER!!!

Madge Padge
Modge Podge
Mod Podge

Jeesus….

I am ROFL so hard as I listen!

 
Comment by podcastmark
2008-10-05 12:04:52

Never in all my years as a YR listenturd have I skipped an episode as quickly as I did this one.

She’s like nails on a chalkboard, a penis in a dyke and like bloat on a beach…. All very unnecessary.

 
Comment by Joe
2008-10-05 13:11:31

This person you were talking with was the most annoying and stupid queen I have ever heard you lower yourself to speak with. You are much to intelligent and interesting to be wasting a podcast on this shit, Madge. Do it solo baby, bet than this SCREAMING dumb queen.

Comment by Administrator
2008-10-05 15:32:01

While most definitely a gay man, I would hardly call him a ‘queen.’

Comment by Matt Burgess
2008-10-05 18:05:34

Did you kill yourself after this show? Where are you? Need new Madge please!

 
 
 
Comment by Joe
2008-10-05 14:45:41

Just terrible. Way below you Madge

 
Comment by rachey
2008-10-05 16:18:41

does this gravatar thing fucking work?

 
Comment by Richard Barry
2008-10-05 17:44:36

At least Rachel likes older men!

Comment by Andy Melton
2008-10-05 19:28:38

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with older men. I’d date an older man. How old are you? Pictures? Email me, let’s talk.

Comment by Cheryl Merkowski
2008-10-05 19:32:02

Christ, you are so desperate. That is what aggressive obesity does to you I suppose.

 
Comment by Administrator
2008-10-05 20:40:10

He’s str8, fAndy!

 
 
 
Comment by Richard Barry
2008-10-05 21:08:33

Not str8, just spoken for. Sorry, Andy.

 
Comment by Andy Melton
2008-10-05 21:37:32

Well excuse me that I haven’t left the house in over 3 months and I’m lonely and going crazy. Excuse me for trying to make a friend. Excuse me for eating myself to death trying to do something more interesting than sitting in front of the computer and clicking and clicking my life away.

Comment by Third World Man
2008-10-05 22:20:09

Careful…He will “go off on your ass”.

 
 
Comment by Andy Melton
2008-10-05 22:21:56

Why are people hating on this show? I’m really enjoying it. But I think it’s because I’m in that place.

I really want to see pictures of her man and the Madge Padged cabinet.

 
Comment by Andy Melton
2008-10-05 22:32:27

This was very entertaining and I mean that very seriously. But, I’m a fat cow. MOOO. Nothing means shit coming from me.

Comment by rachey
2008-10-06 09:10:37

andy,

you are the greatest, with the best voice ever. you can see pictures of christopher passed out from boredom during the last podcast at http://eatbird.libsyn.com.

and because i heart you, i will put some photos of the madge padge armoire there right this minute

ex oh, ex ho

 
 
Comment by sexyer1
2008-10-06 11:06:49

I think you should maybe retitle the shows as “Shut The Fuck Up & Eat My Yeast”.

I love Rachel Kann, she’s a bit hyper, but very entertaining.

I loved the story about the Queefing, I was laughing out loud at 3:30am in bed. lol

That story about the penis somehow almost made me str8.. lol

Rachel would be perfect for tv, she can draw you into a story and keep you waiting forever for the plot come to fruition.

Madge, you may want to consider mentioning a suicide hotline before and after these shows.. for legal reasons. lol :p

 
Comment by Wayne
2008-10-06 14:41:01

I agree with Mike H, more Andy would be nice.

 
Comment by rachey
2008-10-08 22:20:52

here’s your 50th comment you whore.

 
Comment by Ben
2008-10-10 18:23:03

fuck, there sure are a lot of hater cunts posting comments. if you no likey why listen?

Comment by rachey
2008-10-13 10:13:20

don’t worry ben. they hate because they love too much. i love them.

 
 
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