Havin trouble emailing my promo for Qpodder so here is a link to audio file.
http://media.libsyn.com/media/zillaradio/votezillafag.mp3

HAHAHAHAHHAAakldjsadaskdajksdfj!!!!!

oh god what kind of drugs was she on?

i wish you had put rachel kann in the title – would have saved me going through the effort of pressing play. next time i’ll read the tags first.

OMFG! WTF? She is such a mess!

Oh good lord!

The abuse Madge was giving Rachel in the beginning was wonderful. She is no clueless. But will that girl every shut up?

Christopher seems like a nice guy but there must be something wrong with him to put up with her.

Sweet christ on a kotex, what a disaster.

why do people have to blow out my candle just to make theirs shine brighter?

that’s ok.

and perhaps you didn’t notice even though i have said it a million times…the way chris is able to put up with me is that he’s fucking DEAF you whores!

this show really does suck. so will next week. and the next and the next and the next. and every yeast eating rage page and madge padge show. i tried to commit suicide by o.d.-ing on mod podge but the shit really is non-toxic. goddamnit!

This was the most excruciating seventy three minutes of verbal diarrhea I have ever endured in my life, but Madge was brilliant of course.

Proof that suicide isn’t painless.

Love the Rachel Kahn

Oh, the poetic irony… I’m listening to this trainwreck of a show on a train! I’m almost getting ready to jump the fuck out the window thanks to Rachel’s storytelling… Bless her heart, the Mess!

P.S. Is it a Jewish thing to be this scatterbrained?

i just get so excited! it’s cuz i love you so much madge. i get overstimulated with joy.

how do i put fucking pictures god damn it? how do i make my avatar or icon or whatever the fuck?

xoxo

gravatar.com
you better hurry and get one because madge gets super pissed at those who don’t. and you certainly wouldn’t ever want to be on madge’s bad side.

It did NOT suck. It was absolutely hilarious and insane – almost otherworldly with the incoherent ramblings and the bitching back and forth (it was like an old Jewish sitcom in HELL starring a matronly old dyke and her drugged out post-grunge daughter). Instant Yeast Radio classic. When I show this episode to my friends they will instantly love it. Then again, we’re Australians and for some reason everyone from my country who’s heard you loves your mod podge ass.

OH Madge…wow that was complete torture. Rachel sounds sexy but definitely has ADD. Jesus christ super star.

Worst penis story ever!
cannot wait until next week.

Listening to Rachel Khan is like being thrown down an endless flight of stairs.

I liked the show and what RapeShell said about people with iPhones was so true!

ah christ!

I love rapechel, but I shot myself five times during the penis story!

I can honestly say that this show made me laugh a lot… but it was only because of Madge and, at the end, And-aye. I swear, rapechel is on something. She has turd bay.

Someone should re-edit this showgrum into the little stories she tells… and cut madge out. That way we could enjoy the penis story in all of its EXTREMELy, unnecessarily, and aggressively long boringness… with each part repeated about fifteen times, many check ins to see if we understand this or that, and tangent after tangent.

You should get a trainwreck sound effect to play in the background next week.

PS- I also had the problem with the scar tissue and my female-foreskin. I self-injured my lyups while listening to rapechel last time, and it no longer self-peels off my clit… it just stays thar. Maybe I should get it cut back a bit.

Listen up –

I love Madge. I love Rachel and her cut/uncut Boyfriend. But she is an annoying dirty whore with obvious tire tracks on her underwear. Andy of course makes the show.

I love it when people don’t add me back on Skype. It makes me feel even more like a loser. I guess I’m not special enough to get to talk to the one and the only. Whatever. I shall go on loving without being validated.

Yeast Radio with Rachel Kann, the official podcast of Abu Ghraib.

Delighted to have The Kahn back.
Madge, if you don’t interrupt and verbally flail your arms in the air ever time she opens her mouth you might find her stories are shorter

I’m not sure how, but it was both a train wreck and funny and excruciating and wonderful all at the same time.

Love the Madge/Rachel interaction. Next time, I hope Andy gets more involved, though.

OMG. That was THE. MOST. RANDOM. podcast EVER!!!

Madge Padge
Modge Podge
Mod Podge

Jeesus….

I am ROFL so hard as I listen!

Never in all my years as a YR listenturd have I skipped an episode as quickly as I did this one.

She’s like nails on a chalkboard, a penis in a dyke and like bloat on a beach…. All very unnecessary.

This person you were talking with was the most annoying and stupid queen I have ever heard you lower yourself to speak with. You are much to intelligent and interesting to be wasting a podcast on this shit, Madge. Do it solo baby, bet than this SCREAMING dumb queen.

Just terrible. Way below you Madge

does this gravatar thing fucking work?

you are so sweet my little reetee
but i don’t think i can figure out this gravatard shit
i am such a tard

At least Rachel likes older men!

Did you kill yourself after this show? Where are you? Need new Madge please!

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with older men. I’d date an older man. How old are you? Pictures? Email me, let’s talk.

Christ, you are so desperate. That is what aggressive obesity does to you I suppose.

love you matt. need to come to australie, where people have GOOD taste.

Not str8, just spoken for. Sorry, Andy.

Well excuse me that I haven’t left the house in over 3 months and I’m lonely and going crazy. Excuse me for trying to make a friend. Excuse me for eating myself to death trying to do something more interesting than sitting in front of the computer and clicking and clicking my life away.

Careful…He will “go off on your ass”.

Why are people hating on this show? I’m really enjoying it. But I think it’s because I’m in that place.

I really want to see pictures of her man and the Madge Padged cabinet.

This was very entertaining and I mean that very seriously. But, I’m a fat cow. MOOO. Nothing means shit coming from me.

Oh come on! If Hollywood superstar celebrity star of stage and screen, Vera Charles could figure it out, ANYBODY could! Even I did!

andy,

you are the greatest, with the best voice ever. you can see pictures of christopher passed out from boredom during the last podcast at http://eatbird.libsyn.com.

and because i heart you, i will put some photos of the madge padge armoire there right this minute

ex oh, ex ho

I think you should maybe retitle the shows as “Shut The Fuck Up & Eat My Yeast”.

I love Rachel Kann, she’s a bit hyper, but very entertaining.

I loved the story about the Queefing, I was laughing out loud at 3:30am in bed. lol

That story about the penis somehow almost made me str8.. lol

Rachel would be perfect for tv, she can draw you into a story and keep you waiting forever for the plot come to fruition.

Madge, you may want to consider mentioning a suicide hotline before and after these shows.. for legal reasons. lol :p

I agree with Mike H, more Andy would be nice.

here’s your 50th comment you whore.

fuck, there sure are a lot of hater cunts posting comments. if you no likey why listen?

don’t worry ben. they hate because they love too much. i love them.