YR762 Scobelizer Returns and Mesures His Stomach Live on TV

Famous Blogger Robert Scoble blows wind about how interesting he isn’t.

Other guests include:
Bicycle Mark
Chris Weagel
Yeast Tea

direct download link to MP3 file
Show Notes After the Break:

10:51 mindcaster : who’s the guest on the progrum
10:52 humandog : !censoroff
10:52 humandog : !moderateoff
10:52 mindcaster : I can now…@#$@#$%#$%?
10:52 humandog : try ut
10:52 humandog : it
10:52 mindcaster : cunt
10:52 humandog : whore
10:52 mindcaster : shit
10:52 humandog : bitch
10:52 mindcaster : fuck
10:52 humandog : scoble
10:52 mindcaster : fucking A
10:53 mindcaster : scoble yeah
10:53 mindcaster : lol
10:53 ustreamer|36090 : what do you type to change yer nickname
10:53 mindcaster : you log in…
10:54 straightchris : ‘/nick yourname'”
10:54 yourname : try that
10:54 mindcaster : oh ok, good too :)
10:54 humandog : christ
10:54 pnsCher : how!
10:54 humandog : HOW
10:54 straightchris : pow wow
10:55 straightchris : my mate at work are all singing half breed
10:55 pnsCher : general Tso!
10:55 mindcaster : lovely hat in a cunt, once again
10:56 mindcaster : Madge, you look like Queen Beatrix on April 30
10:56 mindcaster : cunt in a hat, pardon me
10:56 Dude2008 : mindcaster – you know you are watching yesterday’s show?
10:57 straightchris : i remember a picture of beatrix getting fucked by a dog over the enterence of the milkweg
10:57 mindcaster : hahaha
10:57 mindcaster : I am?
10:57 mindcaster : it says live!
10:57 mindcaster : WTF
10:57 humandog : today’s show begins in 5 minutes
10:57 mindcaster : pffffff
10:58 mindcaster : retard
10:58 ustreamer|15779 : morning turds
10:58 straightchris : stop smoking pot
10:58 justinvincent : swhat im tryinna say
10:58 mindcaster : if only it was that
10:58 mindcaster : evenin’ 15779
10:59 bwvalentine : test
10:59 micerl : Hello!
10:59 straightchris : i like slomo ben ami
10:59 mindcaster : godverdomme
11:00 bwvalentine : yay
11:00 mindcaster : here we go
11:00 straightchris : it’s showtime
11:00 ustreamer|15779 : yeasty
11:00 mindcaster : y’d think
11:00 mindcaster : I see a curtain
11:00 doyathink : tinkleboi’s cock
11:00 straightchris : cut the fucking peadophine
11:01 straightchris : sorry sp
11:01 ustreamer|96031 : guys how do you put your nickname? it’s my first time
11:01 justinvincent : hoowww!
11:01 bwvalentine : register for an account, 96031
11:01 straightchris : “/nick fuck you”
11:01 micerl : like how the mic was pointed towards us! Nice touch!
11:02 AuntieVeraCharles : Morning Gorgeous
11:02 ustreamer|15779 : welcome 031 !
11:02 brandywinevalentine : oh holy crap, i finally have my whole name… my life is complete
11:03 straightchris : this is fucking good library music
11:03 ustreamer|15779 : bw
11:03 moopy : Hello Madgey
11:03 justinvincent : looking youthfull turday\
11:04 thejeffreytaylor : this song makes me want to lick vaginas
11:04 Jaime|2516 : she’s got a pearl necklace and all
11:04 Jaime|2516 : no penis between us friends!
11:04 doyathink : go for it, jeffrey
11:04 brandywinevalentine : this song is really growing on me
11:04 straightchris : is jeff here?
11:04 thejeffreytaylor : pulver?
11:04 thejeffreytaylor : ewwwwww
11:04 Jaime|2516 : madge, you saved my life
11:05 straightchris : eeeeeeewwwwww!!!!!
11:05 Jaime|2516 : i have a big sinus infection
11:05 Beryl_Maudling : hello dear
11:05 Jaime|2516 : and i’m learning to use a neti pot
11:05 straightchris : bless him
11:05 doyathink : if madge were a lifesaver, which flavor would she be?
11:05 Jaime|2516 : snatch red
11:05 moopy : sorry to hear Jaime – I get those after I get colds and am a miserable prick
11:05 brandywinevalentine : she’s be a prolapse flavored one
11:05 simp : sour melons
11:05 ustreamer|15779 : cake batter!’
11:06 micerl : worst. lag. ever.
11:06 Beryl_Maudling : cant see your lovely face madge
11:06 moopy : not too bad here micerl
11:06 Jaime|2516 : MOOPY, they hurt like Cheryl’s face
11:06 moopy : here being NZ
11:06 micerl : You Kiwis!
11:06 AuntieVeraCharles : How’s your soft palette?
11:06 moopy : :)
11:06 micerl : be stealing all my bandwith
11:06 EvilEuropean|7833 : i got no video here
11:06 thejeffreytaylor : Fried soft palette!
11:06 moopy : heh
11:06 humandog : I see the videos
11:06 brandywinevalentine : how’s your shnoz today, madgie?
11:06 thejeffreytaylor : $1.99!
11:06 humandog : 299!
11:06 micerl : ?!
11:07 Jaime|2516 : two nahney nahn
11:07 humandog : OH MR SCOBLE IS ON!
11:07 brandywinevalentine : why is this tool on, all madge does is make fun of him
11:07 humandog : Scbole is A Visionary
11:07 moopy : anyone have any tips on how to get a 9-month-old to stay sleeping?
11:08 ustreamer|15779 : hole foods
11:08 brandywinevalentine : drugs
11:08 doyathink : vodka
11:08 pnsCher : and chazzy
11:08 AuntieVeraCharles : whiskey
11:08 Jaime|2516 : all of the above
11:08 justinvincent : oh howw!
11:08 humandog : A Bloated, Visionary Internet Pioneer Weight Gainer and Influential Blogger Inventor and Innovator
11:08 brandywinevalentine : how!
11:08 pnsCher : CoscHOW
11:08 ustreamer|15779 : meltons club
11:08 moopy : hehe
11:08 moopy : I’ll go tell my wife – brb
11:08 Jaime|2516 : meltons, measure it in meltons!
11:08 justinvincent : cher! call madge on the skype!
11:08 doyathink : girth!
11:09 ustreamer|15779 : cheryl
11:09 pnsCher : girdle
11:09 Jaime|2516 : I fucking miss the cheryls!
11:09 micerl : 2nd that!
11:09 ustreamer|15779 : honaye
11:09 Jaime|2516 : work that thang!
11:09 Jaime|2516 : ho- nay
11:10 straightchris : king jesus
11:10 AuntieVeraCharles : you forgot my name? ow
11:10 AuntieVeraCharles : Omission
11:10 micerl : Like a triiii!
11:10 AuntieVeraCharles : Good girl
11:10 pnsCher : typs
11:10 brandywinevalentine : tell em to get fucked
11:10 simp : damn right!
11:10 humandog : scoble will be there as guest of honor
11:10 ustreamer|15779 : send an instuctional vidoe magde
11:11 humandog : full pay and expenses
11:11 doyathink : do a video podcast for them
11:11 Jaime|2516 : yoga, neti pot and video podcasting with M. Weinstein
11:12 moopy : there’s a frickin’ baby spider on my desk looking at me like I’m doing something wrog
11:12 justinvincent : panus
11:12 humandog : can robert tell us more about his microsoft tear?
11:12 moopy : ka-pow
11:12 doyathink : give it some vodka and put to sleep
11:12 ustreamer|15779 : like lesbians !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:13 Dude2008 : can you diagram it for us, Madge?
11:13 justinvincent : can he measure his panus?
11:14 humandog : did he have a silent inside orgasm?
11:14 Dude2008 : I am crying thinking about how pathetic that is
11:14 AuntieVeraCharles : How’s your snot box madge?
11:14 ustreamer|15779 : its Hump day Madge !
11:15 Beryl_Maudling : can anyone see madge – all i see is the yeast radio banner
11:15 ustreamer|15779 : get fucked
11:15 humandog : I see madge
11:15 humandog : reload thepage
11:15 humandog : refresh
11:16 Beryl_Maudling : have done
11:16 jfkgerrycasey : this is great
11:16 humandog : did blobert place his stomach on jason’s face?
11:16 ustreamer|15779 : noted
11:16 humandog : and did he stream it live?
11:16 micerl : ok. you guys and dolls have fun. the lag is killing me!
11:16 micerl : even audio!
11:16 Jaime|2516 : lesbians don’t have panus
11:16 jfkgerrycasey : is this for real or is it joking around
11:16 micerl : bye y’all!
11:16 Jaime|2516 : they have vaganurs
11:17 humandog : this is really robert scoble, we set up the interview last week
11:17 ustreamer|15779 : fiber is good
11:17 jfkgerrycasey : y is he just taking his abus
11:17 jfkgerrycasey : abuse
11:17 humandog : Is robert worried about his colon?
11:17 doyathink : who isn’t worried about their colon?
11:18 humandog : it’s worth something to FastCompany.com
11:18 straightchris : myspace sucks
11:18 ustreamer|23747 : fatty liver will kill you // Babs
11:18 Dude2008 : i think robert ate his blog
11:18 ustreamer|15779 : MY HOLE.com
11:18 pnsCher : HOW!
11:19 AuntieVeraCharles : WHAT?
11:19 Jaime|2516 : down there i am
11:19 straightchris : i’m pissing my pants
11:19 brandywinevalentine : sorry, one of my rabbits got loose
11:19 ustreamer|88184 : ?
11:20 humandog : This is your Dooterus
11:20 ustreamer|15779 : Tori anus
11:20 straightchris : blogger is best
11:20 humandog : http://www.scobleizer.com
11:20 ustreamer|15779 : its hump day girls
11:20 ustreamer|15779 : ge it on
11:20 straightchris : thanks dog
11:21 humandog : Dooterus!
11:21 ustreamer|88184 : favicon – create a 16×16 windows BMP file and rename it as favicon.ico
11:22 ustreamer|88184 : hope this helps Robert
11:22 straightchris : fish?
11:22 humandog : Register your Blog GoDaddy URL with WordPress.com and the Feedburner Plugin for the fats
11:22 brandywinevalentine : hang up on him
11:23 brandywinevalentine : he’s already boring
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : These boys are not working well together
11:23 AuntieVeraCharles : Was I this boring?
11:23 humandog : Robert, did you ever tape a 3 hour interview with this man?
11:23 brandywinevalentine : is this the most boring person or earth or what?
11:23 osbornb : No, Auntie.
11:23 ustreamer|88184 : Scoble was crying in Microsoft as they just installed a new vending machine
11:24 AuntieVeraCharles : Bless you os
11:24 doyathink : not yeasterday, vera
11:24 AuntieVeraCharles : but the time before I didn’t have a chance doya!!!
11:24 ustreamer|88184 : He left Microsoft cos he was banned from the Cafeteria
11:24 humandog : The vending machine included Andy Cap Hot Fries and and Original Flavor Tato Skins
11:24 Jaime|2516 : lol
11:25 brandywinevalentine : hang up on this idiot
11:25 ustreamer|33148 : hey madge, it’s Michael Butler. You look gorgeous. Can you squeeze your boobs for me?
11:25 brandywinevalentine : YAY
11:25 straightchris : anything that is based on dos has got to be shit
11:25 Dude2008 : hey – it’s the rock n roll geek!
11:26 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge, how’s the nose?
11:28 brandywinevalentine : yay dildo
11:28 osbornb : What’s going on down there, Madge?
11:29 ustreamer|91331 : thats small
11:29 brandywinevalentine : it’s even got a vein
11:29 ustreamer|15779 : talk saex with Madge weinstien’
11:29 justinvincent : her vagina is ripped
11:30 straightchris : leave dave out of this
11:30 ustreamer|15779 : lube it honaye
11:30 Jaime|2516 : that ole giner
11:30 brandywinevalentine : how did your vag get ripped madge?
11:30 justinvincent : it was raped by a pack of rabid dildos
11:30 osbornb : I think it was caused by a prolapse.
11:30 ustreamer|15779 : Dildo lue and beyond
11:31 straightchris : because they are anal retentive
11:32 andymelton : Hemorrhoids never go away unless you get surgery.
11:32 ustreamer|34767 : he is a hemroid
11:32 straightchris : my ass is bleeding right now
11:32 straightchris : i’ve got tha’ grapes honay
11:33 straightchris : the grapes of wrath
11:33 pnsCher : chazzy has front hemmies
11:33 straightchris : chalfonts
11:33 mindcaster : scoblllee
11:33 ustreamer|91331 : scobles straight>?
11:33 straightchris : st giles piles
11:33 AuntieVeraCharles : IT?
11:34 AuntieVeraCharles : He called his baby IT?
11:34 mindcaster : scoble, did you eat out Bono in Davos?
11:34 brandywinevalentine : how old is the baby now?
11:34 humandog : 9 weeks
11:34 ustreamer|93911 : baby should stream to flickr
11:34 brandywinevalentine : and they’re feeding it solids?
11:34 brandywinevalentine : lol
11:34 humandog : crisco pops
11:34 humandog : like popsicles
11:35 humandog : and large chunks of movie theater popcorn butter
11:35 straightchris : they also can’t dance
11:35 ustreamer|93911 : how do you monetize a baby?
11:35 straightchris : sell it to madonna
11:36 mindcaster : pffff
11:36 mindcaster : cunt
11:36 ustreamer|93911 : nice one
11:36 mindcaster : you stop eating will change things
11:36 ustreamer|33918 : ok This guy is a moron
11:36 jfkgerrycasey : davos is bullshit
11:36 mindcaster : no kidding
11:36 straightchris : bono it a cunt
11:37 straightchris : is a cunt
11:37 mindcaster : that’s obvious
11:37 straightchris : i know
11:38 mindcaster : scoble needs to think about his future as a lobbycunt
11:38 straightchris : i aways like to pass of used material
11:38 brandywinevalentine : /throws up
11:38 straightchris : i’ve never heard of you
11:38 ustreamer|91331 : ugh
11:39 straightchris : ooohhh nice
11:39 ustreamer|33918 : He’s channeling Andy Kaufman
11:39 ustreamer|93911 : stand up and be counted
11:39 straightchris : Any Kaufman is king
11:39 ustreamer|33918 : I hadn’t realized he’s a commedian
11:40 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge, I wouldn’t send this to my agent….
11:40 straightchris : Andy kaufman was a song and dance man end of
11:40 straightchris : hey can i have one where’s the link
11:41 humandog : http://www.flickr.com/photos/scobleizer/
11:41 straightchris : fucking great!
11:42 jfkgerrycasey : your shitstains
11:42 bicyclemark : did I arrive just in time for TECH talk
11:42 straightchris : pissing in every corner
11:42 straightchris : like a dog
11:42 straightchris : fuck off
11:42 pnsCher : apple stock
11:43 Jaime|2516 : TELL HIM THAT HIS MEXICAN WIFE IS UGLY!
11:43 ustreamer|93911 : he’s right, going to parties does help
11:43 straightchris : you’ve just said it
11:43 Jaime|2516 : it’s hi-may
11:43 Jaime|2516 : like himen
11:43 Jaime|2516 : i’m mexican
11:43 Jaime|2516 : yes!
11:43 humandog : hello mark
11:43 Jaime|2516 : but i’m a pretty mexican
11:44 bicyclemark : Howdy
11:44 humandog : call in
11:44 brandywinevalentine : carcass
11:44 bicyclemark : I cant really. surrounded by children
11:44 humandog : talk about what kenyans think of scoble
11:44 bicyclemark : ye after
11:44 bicyclemark : and tomorrow Ill come on
11:44 bicyclemark : KEnyan’s..
11:44 bicyclemark : to eat children
11:44 straightchris : kenya is in east africa retard
11:44 bicyclemark : how much power?
11:45 bicyclemark : zim dont have no beans
11:45 straightchris : piss off scoble
11:45 jfkgerrycasey : theyre all poorcoz ppl like scobel wont put down his fucking donut
11:45 mindcaster : BM
11:45 bicyclemark : word bro
11:45 mindcaster : how’s Brussel
11:46 bicyclemark : trouble at gare du midi today. my moma got her wallet stolen
11:46 brandywinevalentine : yeah, he’s not gonna
11:46 straightchris : now fuck off
11:46 mindcaster : oh no
11:46 bicyclemark : cept for me!
11:46 pnsCher : ME!! Cher!
11:46 mindcaster : damn
11:46 bicyclemark : the Borque IUNS
11:46 bicyclemark : Emile
11:46 bicyclemark : and Tim
11:46 AuntieVeraCharles : Vera Soeaks
11:46 bicyclemark : he likes the glory wholes
11:47 bicyclemark : fuck yourself scoble. my show is useful
11:48 mindcaster : scoble yourself, like the ring of that
11:48 mindcaster : scoble lyps
11:48 straightchris : it’s been used?
11:49 Jaime|2516 : by trotsky
11:49 mindcaster : I’m sure
11:49 bicyclemark : lake moron
11:49 straightchris : i will
11:49 pnsCher : burn!
11:49 Jaime|2516 : it would be another tsunami
11:49 brandywinevalentine : what a fuckhead
11:49 Jaime|2516 : him in a lakes
11:49 bicyclemark : poke him in the fat
11:49 bicyclemark : ratings!
11:50 mindcaster : blubbr20
11:50 mindcaster : signing off, closing the cunttop
11:51 bicyclemark : later marc
11:51 mindcaster : later
11:51 pnsCher : HOW
11:51 bicyclemark : Turd
11:51 bicyclemark : Genious Grant
11:51 bicyclemark : I got kids all around me
11:52 ustreamer|13879 : does he believe what he was saying?
11:53 ustreamer|15779 : cuntferce call
11:53 humandog : video of scoble talking to a man who used to own a $1.5million car
11:53 humandog : http://qik.com/video/22264
11:53 humandog : shot on the cellphone
11:54 ustreamer|13879 : ms wont’ hire scoble back
11:54 AuntieVeraCharles : A medication and so much more
11:55 humandog : robert scoble has two stomachs
11:55 AuntieVeraCharles : Jeeze I thought you settled this in your mind
11:55 straightchris : There are a lot of people in denial that like to feel good in their filth so they check out scoble.
11:56 straightchris : i love junkets a lot of horney womens around
11:57 Jaime|2516 : womyns
11:57 straightchris : a good fuck is garanteed
11:57 AuntieVeraCharles : Madge, come to L.A. and we’ll see a movie
11:57 justinvincent : garunturd
11:58 straightchris : sorry sp
11:58 straightchris : like a shit shain
11:58 straightchris : stain
11:59 Jaime|2516 : we love you, you old giner
12:00 ustreamer|15779 : tell scoble to Get fucked madge
12:00 straightchris : what a load of bollocks
12:01 Jaime|2516 : eat three things at once, he means
12:02 yeastradio : beryl?
12:02 straightchris : 13 use other peoples material and pass it off as your own
12:02 ustreamer|15263 : scoble is an asshole
12:03 straightchris : er yup
12:03 ustreamer|15263 : I cant believe yuo had that assholeo
12:03 ustreamer|15263 : on
12:03 ustreamer|13879 : ditto
12:03 humandog : please, 15263, suggest a guest
12:03 straightchris : because he’s an asshole
12:03 humandog : suggest guests to call in
12:03 Jaime|2516 : cheryls!
12:04 ustreamer|13879 : not if they’ve heard this
12:04 osbornb : Roger Smalls!
12:04 humandog : roger smalls
12:04 humandog : ok
12:04 AuntieVeraCharles : How many s’s in list?
12:04 straightchris : planet tv lucien
12:05 ustreamer|15263 : kick scobles ass more next time. you were light on his fat ass today
12:05 humandog : hard for him to feel the kicks anway
12:05 AuntieVeraCharles : Limp p’ popper
12:05 bicyclemark : bum painting!
12:08 Dude2008 : karla wants to call in on Friday
12:08 humandog : karla call in
12:09 ustreamer|61557 : you welcum
12:09 humandog : skype: MadgeWeinstein
12:09 doyathink : 20 queens open wide
12:10 ustreamer|69542 : It is hard to tell who I can’t stand more, Calacanis or Scoble
12:10 straightchris : can you play “wind beneath my prolapse”
12:11 ustreamer|69542 : Hawaii
12:12 ustreamer|69542 : Obama wond Hawaii projected to win yesturday
12:13 AuntieVeraCharles : I don’t think that
12:13 bicyclemark : I muted the plates
12:13 AuntieVeraCharles : Fuck the bitcch
12:13 bicyclemark : I gots to go
12:13 bicyclemark : family dinner
12:14 bicyclemark : by maydge… tot morgen
12:14 AuntieVeraCharles : bye all
12:14 humandog : bye
12:15 bicyclemark : true!
12:15 justinvincent : clean blood
12:16 straightchris : i just want to fuck not listen to the problems of cunt happy motherfuckers
12:16 doyathink : who talks about their ejaculate with their friends?
12:16 straightchris : i do
12:16 ustreamer|61557 : dr lezzwood’s husband
12:16 ustreamer|61557 : he’s on the down lows
12:17 straightchris : my mate tells me that if you cum before you piss it’ll sting you anus
12:18 straightchris : …
12:18 jaime|731 : yey
12:18 jaime|731 : babs
12:18 jaime|731 : don’t menssies on my parade
12:19 doyathink : busby fuckin’ berkley
12:20 ustreamer|15263 : whos the idiot that requested this madness?
12:20 jaime|731 : hey mister trotsky
12:20 ustreamer|15263 : ugly dog
12:20 doyathink : trotsky is cute
12:20 ustreamer|15263 : I meant madge
12:21 jaime|731 : lol
12:21 jaime|731 : good show everyone
12:21 jaime|731 : take five
12:21 jaime|731 : layps
12:21 doyathink : and scene
12:21 straightchris : hey hume dog was this live streaming your idea?

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