I love hearing Hollye’s voice. But why is she so goddamn positive about everything?!! That is so aggravating. Only because I wish I could be that optimistic. Madge, stop hating everyone.

What makes you think I hate everyone? I don’t. People just scare me, dont you see?

Dain, the role of Sue Ann Nivens has been cast.

Madge, im actually going out to buy a yogurt maker today because of you. Im getting some EuroPro version from ‘Turd la Table. See what you made me do?

you’ll shit bricks

pee-u-sir! …smells like teen spirit! the intro to your show made me pee a lil. thank god for designer depends!

LOVE THE h!

FYI- The crying Native American guy from the 1970′s that you were talking about was not a real Native American he was actually Italian!

OMG Steve! your right! I remember hearing about the Native American being an Italian, back in the day.

Who is this Steve whore?!!! Off my fucking patch, bitch!

you middleclass clownshod asshats shouldn’t mistake kindness for stupidity. that’s the classic mark’s tell.

dain: slightly pathetic
gay ex-pat: working that one trick pony song and dance show, ad nauseum

but hey, who am i to throw the first stone, eh? i’m late for the track. i don’t have time for this shit.

What’s the sound of one tree shapiro clapping?

Englisch, bitte?

I disagree about the analogy between the pope and the president.

As a citizen, you have a vote (though it doesn’t count if you live in Florida) and the presidency is a set term.

As a catholic, you have no say except to leave the church. And the pope is elected by a bunch of ass-lickers and has the post until he croaks.

Though both the current pope and president are stupid ass-holes.

I did have to laugh at the tags and Georgette! I used to think h reminded me of Meg Tilly (the shy sister who doesn’t act much) but Georgette is closer.

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