Matt Blenturd isn’t doing the show notes because his cornputer is broken.

i have a vadge crisis, the nurses at my college are retardid, and Cheryl provided NO help; she sent me to you …

“hooray for the normal-format show; sick of hearing ur already wrecked voice mangled over the phone. love it.

anyway; i have a serious question for u, and i need ur womynly advice {im too ashamed to tell my mommy}!!

i think my vadge rotted.

i think i *mistakenly* got some Neutrogena body oil up in my *area* and something spawned ugh it tastes like nail polish remover. or ranch dressing. one of the two ..

WUT SHUD I DOOOO i wanna be a granola lezzie and cook up an ointent do u have any recipes i cud do and then shove up there?

help.”

licorice? yogurt? :/

Love the codename, Meltdown!

Oh and thanks Madge for not bothering to play my song and for not even commenting on it, whore.

see honaye…. i told jew to come heres. But madge prob won’t help and will say something like ‘get fucked’ and then just smile at u. She wants you to remain all yeasty and smelly… cause that be how she finnah roll HONAYEEEEEEEE.

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I liked the other one much more. The vocals seemed forced. I just didn’t want to say anything bad about it cuz many artists are oversensitive, and seeing how you are very defensive of the Torn Anus…

How did you know I was going to tell her to get fucked? Hate you.

what does he need to fix it?

A Winders XP CD. Don’t know if he has XP Home or XP Pro.

lose, fail, etc

That’s fine. I can take criticism and since its an early demo I’d prefer to hear this early on in the process. So it was just the vocals you didn’t like? (I’d admit I did do them in a Torn Anus/Xiu Xiu-esque way) If I re-recorded the vocals would that fix it? Or didn’t you like the lyrics and melodies and sounds?

be my best friend! be my best friend! be my best friend! death penalty!!!

lol…great show madge, honaye!

hurts and stinks.