Read a book? Ann Landers has nothing to worry about.

Fran is great! I’m subscribing to her now.

i miss u bad.

Oh honey… you’ve been duped… that wasn’t the Presturdent! It was a W imposter!!!

I wonder if Chicago Sheri wants my dead husband’s prosthetic leg? I can send it to her.

and that ain’t good.

Please do.

you would be spoiling me rotten!!!

What about my stoma prosthetic that I used back when I was a teenager (would have been teen-mother.. but none of the babies took) and was embaressed by my neck-love-hole. It kind of looks like a leather patch… the kind you might get with a new leather sectional turd fix it in case it ever gets a hole. IT IS SMOKEY HOONEEY!!!!!

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!

C’mon push that vote lever.

hey! what can I do to get my mic lounder, i have turned up every possible level, do i need a preamp or something?

Try being less retarded.
CHeryl? What do you think?

every day I hate you more.

Thank you for the advice and guidance last evening. I’m glad I called.

Sheri,
I would give you my testes but I had them lopped off over 2 years ago because they were poisoning my body with that awful testosterone.

Madge you stupid whore, when are you going to cum on my show and be a tranny fucker?

I think you are retarded and a bit smokey. The solution to your problem is in the computer–get a new one. Other than that, you could probably get a preamp. I don’t know anything though, so why the hell am I being asked? If you want to know about prolapses, stomas, or lungs…. I can speak turd that betturd, HOOOOOOONEEEEEY. smOOOKAYY???

President Douche Bag sounds cute…just he’s an idiot.

It was awesome to hear from Hollye! I was tickled to hear her but sad about what happened to her.

cheryl you think I would want advice from you after what you told that indian dude??

eat this hot sectional prolapse, eat it. Fry it up baby. That is right, i knew you liked the advice i gave the indian. CUMON

i would have loved to have some balls in a jar for my mantle

sew it up babygirl and let me fuck to that prolapse

… There is a Andy Warhol movie that includes some stup leg guy fucking some other guys ass .. I think.

You mentioned using an OPML Outline; is that because you use a program that saves in that format, or for another reason. Just wondering

mikey,

its been a fucking year..GET YOUR MIC WORKING BABY!

I know you probably get this alot, but will Berbacia EVER return to Yeast Radio? She’s been absent for months! Are you two fighting again or is that whore tied up with buttonhooks and getting cunt and bung torture in Star Jones’s dirty basement?

marshall-

if i could get some answers from some of these fucking whores, I would do it. I don’t know what the problem is, it works fine when i do my podcast. :-/

Got an address? It’s pretty heavy so it may have to the slow route.

How bizzar… You all talked about the movie in the vidcast.. its called “hustler white”

whats your email address? so i can email it to you

Madge could you re-upload this please please??

Thanks