If Sergay emails you back, I will love Google forever. I want more Gmail too, why do us listenturds gotta suffer

I had a friend in college sing an aria of that poem it was awesome.

The last name is Burgess, bitch! AKA the pinch of hopes. The only problem I had with some of your comments was that you focused on one kind of group. What I love about you is that you have a pretty misathrope sense of humour and you take the piss out of everyone. That’s pretty much it. I wasn’t totally offended or anything, like you said, I don’t have a vagina. Just a comment.

As for music, I have some new electro-punky stuff (some new Peaches, Glass Candy etc), some noisy shoegaze stuff (Giant Drag etc), weird fucked up shit (Mu, Suicide, Xiu Xiu etc) and some sexy lo-fi bluesy stuff (The Kills, Scout Niblett etc). Tell me what kind of stuff you want and I’ll send it to you.

That’s weird. Where are all the comments going? Are you screening them now?

Worst show ever, honey. You didn’t finish my beautiful story. Just for that, I won’t send you my recipe for Epsom Salt lube/shower scrub.

Madge: I loved the whacked out spiritual song you played in the background. Is there any chance I can get a copy of that tarck? Please let me know next time you see me on Skype, or here. Cheers. (HH)

Madge, will you come to my Bar Mitzvah on Friday?
Since i am a man now i want to fuck your beautiful tuna pussy please

need a picture of cheryl… PLEASE!!!

Here I am honeeeyyyy…
SMOOOKEEEY

Honey,

You’re looking great these days! What’s your secret?

While Madge swears by diet coke and chicken turd promote her beauty (and lumpy lips)… I stick to lots of smoking and as much sulfite enriched meat product as I can stuff in my pie-hole.

Woah babes, that was the smokiest show ever. I’ve got you babes, and by you, I mean that carton of Basics. Just like Jesse James, hoooow, and by Jesse James I mean my prolapse. If I could turn back time… hooowwww..

Cheryl-nobyl,

I really like Spam and bologna products myself… I’ll ask Meryl Suede if she’ll let me share the spam-chunk bologna creme sorbet recipe… it’s simply sinful.