Hey Madge! Looks like we’re guest chaperoning David Cerda’s Prom together in a couple of weeks. Let’s be best buddies and learn how to play off one another!
That bitch David Cerda WOULD put me in there with someone good looking just as a way to make me look even uglier! Anyway, that’s not your fault. Do you know when the show is? I don’t.
I don’t want into get into a long-winded sexuality studies rant here which will probably make you all hate me, but I don’t believe anyone is completely and utterly, no-question-asked hetero or homo. I believe it’s much more complicated than that.
“Well, Madge, I don’t think, Madge, that I would like to do that, Madge. Madge, I mean, Madge, if I was to look at another man’s penis, Madge, longer than the 2 sec norm, Madge, society has established, Madge, I am so unsecure, Madge, that I think, Madge, that he would belive, Madge, that I, Madge, am (God forbid) homosexual, Madge…”
Aargh, couldn’t keep it in anymore… Norm seems like a great guy, but that thing he got going just bugged me the hell out. I don’t think he necessarily is closeting, I rather think Madge is forcing him to find the most P.C. answers… And as Matt Burgess says: It’s not that easy.
It’s about the individual. Not the gender.
Madge, you are amazing! I love your show! Please, please, eat me ou… I mean keep it up!!!
Huge C Adams
wrote a comment on July 10, 2005
top show !
Rose Blaylock
wrote a comment on July 10, 2005
I thought he took your grilling him like a MAN.
I’ve followed Norm for years and I really don’t care what his sexuality is. He’s funny and (handsome) and that’s all I need to know, though I did kinda enjoy the beating you gave him.
Mark Morrison
wrote a comment on July 12, 2005
Just listened to your interview with Norm on Itunes and I gotta tell you it was a riot. I’ve read Norm’s stories for years and it was great to finally (hear what he sounds like) in a situation he wasn’t in control of.
I agree with Rose, I don’t care who he sleeps with as long as he keeps writing.
Thanks Madge!
16 Responses to “Doctor Lesbian Meets Norm Augustinus”
Hahaha! He is soooo in denial.
Really? What makes you think so?
Hilarious Madge, absolutely out there.
I listened to it twice. You’re a bad girl Madge.
Good Show. I like it, KEEP up the good work.
Hey Madge! Looks like we’re guest chaperoning David Cerda’s Prom together in a couple of weeks. Let’s be best buddies and learn how to play off one another!
That bitch David Cerda WOULD put me in there with someone good looking just as a way to make me look even uglier! Anyway, that’s not your fault. Do you know when the show is? I don’t.
I don’t want into get into a long-winded sexuality studies rant here which will probably make you all hate me, but I don’t believe anyone is completely and utterly, no-question-asked hetero or homo. I believe it’s much more complicated than that.
[...] Part one is here. [...]
“Well, Madge, I don’t think, Madge, that I would like to do that, Madge. Madge, I mean, Madge, if I was to look at another man’s penis, Madge, longer than the 2 sec norm, Madge, society has established, Madge, I am so unsecure, Madge, that I think, Madge, that he would belive, Madge, that I, Madge, am (God forbid) homosexual, Madge…”
Aargh, couldn’t keep it in anymore… Norm seems like a great guy, but that thing he got going just bugged me the hell out. I don’t think he necessarily is closeting, I rather think Madge is forcing him to find the most P.C. answers… And as Matt Burgess says: It’s not that easy.
It’s about the individual. Not the gender.
Madge, you are amazing! I love your show! Please, please, eat me ou… I mean keep it up!!!
top show !
I thought he took your grilling him like a MAN.
I’ve followed Norm for years and I really don’t care what his sexuality is. He’s funny and (handsome) and that’s all I need to know, though I did kinda enjoy the beating you gave him.
Just listened to your interview with Norm on Itunes and I gotta tell you it was a riot. I’ve read Norm’s stories for years and it was great to finally (hear what he sounds like) in a situation he wasn’t in control of.
I agree with Rose, I don’t care who he sleeps with as long as he keeps writing.
Thanks Madge!
Flatterer. The show is Thursday July 21st. I’m going to be your nephew or something!
It’s funny that this show came across my player about 2 shows after the Reel Reviews show talking about _American Psycho_. . . .
Slow start, but glad I stuck with it. Weird fun.
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