I am SO FUCKING SICK of seeing cutsie things made out of lego. It is NOT cute. It is NOT funny, and it is NOT interesting. Make it go away. Boing Boing annoys me. Monoculture Monoculture. Blech.
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I am SO FUCKING SICK of seeing cutsie things made out of lego. It is NOT cute. It is NOT funny, and it is NOT interesting. Make it go away. Boing Boing annoys me. Monoculture Monoculture. Blech.
13 replies on “Lego Sucks”
Have you been at that Nordstrom’s shopping center on Michigan Avenue, too? They have a big Lego person statue on the third level. And every Christmas, there’s a big fucking Lego Santa and sleigh. I wish they’d change their medium and start using ice or driftwood like other people…!
Fucking lego sucks. I hate that crap. Will you go over with me and we can accidentally knock it over with a boom pole?
Are you coming to Silky’s?
I was thinking of a baseball bat, actually. Why bother with the pretense of an accident? 🙂
I will be there Saturday, unless I get hit by a bus or something.
more babies have to eat lego and choke. that’d solve the problem too (and less babies is a bonus). is this indelicat? sorry.
Terrible.
Sorry, but I liked LEGO as a kid, and my kids also love building stuff with it. But I have to agree about the “cute” villages and the monoculture label.
Did you know that LEGO has such a powerful cartel (or whatever you call it) that in Finland last year around X-Mas time a huge shipment of pirate/fake LEGO was destroyed, rather than given to poor kids.
There were pictures of giant bulldozers crushing the illicit toys and if I remember right, I think they even torched the whole pile of the brightly colored plastic pieces.
Fuckers. I kind of blame the anal retentive Danes for the whole mess.
LEGO is from Denmark. They even have 4 LEGO theme parks spanning the globe!
That’d be FAT, Madge marching around LEGOLAND with a big softball bat…
hmph.
Toy burning is the new book burning.
a cool lego art project:
The Brick Testament is the most impressive Lego project of them all. Complete with (Lego) nudity, sexual content, violence, cursing, and a healthy dose of dark humor, The Brick Testament illustrates the Bible with Lego storyboards. Witness the lessons of “Following Your Own Moral Compass”, “When to Marry Your Sister In-Law”, “Newlyweds”, “Transvestism”, and “The Ten Commandments”.
http://www.thebricktestament.com/
I’d like to knock that one over too.
Oh yes, I saw that a few months ago…I think my favorite was the segment on “Camp Defecation”–with the Lego Yahweh glaring down at the two Lego turds that hadn’t been buried (according to law).
Oh well, it beats the Christmas display at Nordstroms!
LEGO IS GAY I HATE LEGO.. SUCK MY ASS POOR MOTHER FUCKER BITCH AND IMMATURE FAGGET PLAYING WITH RECTANGLE PLASTIC THINGY… WASTE OF TIME AND WILL GETS YOU GAY… BOB THE BUILDER NEVER PLAYED WITH LEGOS AND HES A REAL BUILDER!! U GUYS ALL STINK AND U CAN ALL SUCK MY COCK, EVERYONE NO EXEPTION
Amen to that!
Ass Thick Ass Babes Kick Ass…
I can not agree with you in 100% regarding some thoughts, but you got good point of view…