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Who’s the Hottest Thing in Podcasting?

June 11, 2005- CHICAGO,IL- Big mouthed fatso, Rush Limbaugh, declares himself “the hottest thing in podcasting” but how does that sit with
true podcasting innovator Madge Weinstein?

“Every one knows I am the hottest thing in podcasting,” says the fiery lesbian firebrand, “Rush Limbaugh is a big fat slob. If he wants to post the
video clips of him and Matt Drudge sucking cum from Rick Santorum’s ass, I’ll gladly hand over my crown.”

Madge smells a conspiracy.

“He has been copping my shtick for years and he is late to the party as usual. Prescription drugs? HELLO? Been there, done that! Kissing Republican ass? Christ, I went down on Nancy Reagan! Podcasting? Not on my watch, after all, I put the BROAD in BROADBAND.”

But aren’t we talking about one of the legends of media?

“Yeah, he is like a bad cartoon. They should put him in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade as a balloon, he’s already pre-inflated and
high…on Oxycontin. Next thing you’ll know, he’ll be claiming he’s a homosexual and that he’s managing a rock band called T and the Bags.”

Madge is throwing down the gauntlet.

“I have a standing offer for Lard-ass Limbaugh to appear on Yeast Radio. Let’s see if he is man enough for a lesbian like me.”

About Madge Weinstein:

You are undoubtably familiar with Madge as manager of the popular Grrrl rock band, Goddess Riot Juice. Her unique perspectives on everything from Lesbian Feminists of Color to Vaginal Yeast can be heard in her podcast and on Sirius Radio channel 148. She is single and lives in Chicago with her dog, Chauncey. Young ladies, check out her podcast, YeastRadio.com. Madge is proudly part of the Adam Curry’s PodShow.com team.

About Rush Limbaugh:

Limbaugh is a big fat fuck who has his domestic help score drugs for him. A racist, sexist, homophobic bully, this clown managed to get out
of going to Viet Nam because he had a cyst on his ass.

For more information contact [email protected]

206.888.CUNT

By Madge

Lesbian with food allergies.

10 replies on “Attention: Dildoheads”

I love democracynow! The host’s name is Amy Goodman, she must be a quaker or something. are you still menopausal? if you are i have a great cure for your own-personal-summers aka “hot-flashes”

Holy shit! I just listened to Limbaugh’s “excellence in podcasting” promo on his website and he’s talking about podcasting like he invented the whole fuckin’ thing. He’s gonna call his “fellow podcasters” “dittopods”. Guess that proves that taking 5000 oxycontins a month causes drainbamage.

Yeah Madge, i clicked on his site… Sorry. It’s like the beheading videos a while back. You know you gonna feel sick if you watch ’em but you do it anyway.

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