I haven’t been to a dentist in 10 years. No flatocavities. Why? Brush brush brush! Of course, my great-grandma lived to be in her 90′s and never had a cavity either. Must be the flatogenes.
Lucid dream comment made me think of the film “Waking Life,” which you must see if you haven’t already don’e so.
Peteynj
wrote a comment on May 21, 2005
Madge’s moaning and screaming is so sweety!Lick it!Can u do it for 5 minutes as a special tribute to ur fans?
Peteynj
wrote a comment on May 21, 2005
Madge,can u specify which part of iPod is feminine?The scroll wheel looks like a cunt?This made me laugh out loud rolling on the floor!
mike
wrote a comment on May 22, 2005
Dear Madge — I was hoping that your show would be alot better and that you had more things to say.
lately, your shows suck. I think you may have had a handful of shows in you. I think you are dried up. I think you need to find people to write, produce, and develop for you.
I realize that their is no charge for listening to your show, but between your technical glitches, lack of content, no editing, mindless prattle, I think I’ll be unsubscribing.
I think your “hook” is being a lesbian. I think you have gotten about as much mileage out of that as you can.
I think your novelty has worn off. I guess a comparison would be like listening to a CB radio all day long.
Your calls to Wanda Wisdom sound like desparate content searches rather than phone “interviews”.
Good luck. I’m moving on.
Aaron
wrote a comment on May 22, 2005
Oh well, you can’t please all the cattle all the time!
These shows are sort of a “slice of life.” If that life isn’t to your liking, well, it isn’t your life. And as you pointed out, “their” is no charge. So as Madge would say, “engh…” (Did I spell that right?)
Helena Handbag
wrote a comment on May 23, 2005
I firmly believe Madge does not need defending in response to Mike’s comments post, nor do i think anyone else should attack him for his OPINION! Maybe it is best to say that not everyone “gets” what Madge does, and that’s the way it should be.
Heavenina Purse
wrote a comment on May 23, 2005
It’s quite true that Madge doesn’t need defending…she’s a tough ol’ bird! However, these forums are for all to post, and some of us appreciate what Madge brings us. Further, one good turn deserves another: if we see someone telling her she “sucks” or is “all dried up” (which are also attacks), we feel that we must offer our own opinion in turn.
Remember:
“Opinions are magical, marvelous things
Like dandelions and chicken wings
Beware of sharing them, though, it’s true
The things you say can come back on YOU…”
11 Responses to “Girdle Barn!”
New Vocabulary I learned in this show:
Alzenhymen
Chillo
Whoretorture
Blissy
Importuning
Memories
Like the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories
Of a 30 ft. satellite dish
Barracuda?
I haven’t been to a dentist in 10 years. No flatocavities. Why? Brush brush brush! Of course, my great-grandma lived to be in her 90′s and never had a cavity either. Must be the flatogenes.
Lucid dream comment made me think of the film “Waking Life,” which you must see if you haven’t already don’e so.
Madge’s moaning and screaming is so sweety!Lick it!Can u do it for 5 minutes as a special tribute to ur fans?
Madge,can u specify which part of iPod is feminine?The scroll wheel looks like a cunt?This made me laugh out loud rolling on the floor!
Dear Madge — I was hoping that your show would be alot better and that you had more things to say.
lately, your shows suck. I think you may have had a handful of shows in you. I think you are dried up. I think you need to find people to write, produce, and develop for you.
I realize that their is no charge for listening to your show, but between your technical glitches, lack of content, no editing, mindless prattle, I think I’ll be unsubscribing.
I think your “hook” is being a lesbian. I think you have gotten about as much mileage out of that as you can.
I think your novelty has worn off. I guess a comparison would be like listening to a CB radio all day long.
Your calls to Wanda Wisdom sound like desparate content searches rather than phone “interviews”.
Good luck. I’m moving on.
Oh well, you can’t please all the cattle all the time!
These shows are sort of a “slice of life.” If that life isn’t to your liking, well, it isn’t your life. And as you pointed out, “their” is no charge. So as Madge would say, “engh…” (Did I spell that right?)
I firmly believe Madge does not need defending in response to Mike’s comments post, nor do i think anyone else should attack him for his OPINION! Maybe it is best to say that not everyone “gets” what Madge does, and that’s the way it should be.
It’s quite true that Madge doesn’t need defending…she’s a tough ol’ bird! However, these forums are for all to post, and some of us appreciate what Madge brings us. Further, one good turn deserves another: if we see someone telling her she “sucks” or is “all dried up” (which are also attacks), we feel that we must offer our own opinion in turn.
Remember:
“Opinions are magical, marvelous things
Like dandelions and chicken wings
Beware of sharing them, though, it’s true
The things you say can come back on YOU…”
Toodlies
We love Madge!
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