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I Shat My Bloat

Ladies, I just shat my bloat in the cleaning woman’s rest room again. All the lentyls I made last night seem to have bloated me up and now left my bodice. Papa, can you hear me?

You know what I hate about Hannukunt? I hate living in the goyish midwest during alienation season. Hannukunt passes by like the wind and none of my goyish coworkers say shit about it. Then it’s time for THEIR fucking holliday and they’re all, “HAPPY HANNUKUNT, MADGE!” I’m like, “FUCK YOU, WHORES!”

Christ, I need a malted.

P.S. Don’t forget my podcast is at
http://feeds.feedburner.com/yeastradio
NOTE: This is an RSS feed which you can paste into your PODCAST browser. If you’re too dumb to figure that out, don’t bother.
DopplerRadio.net has a good one for windows
ipodderx.com has a good one for mac.

By Madge

Lesbian with food allergies.

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