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Today’s guest mess is Auntie Vera Charles.
Madge has uvula phlegm too.
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Kimya Dawson! The most inspiring music I’ve heard since I first heard Mr. Zeeche. Her music could change the world. (Thanks, Mikeypod)
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pussy ain’t got no face
douches too
i know that for a fack
Show Notes by Enzo Sant’Elia
Happy 700th, Madge! Here you go:
P.W. Fenton promo for A Shanty No Lemon just had
their 100th episode.
This is Madge’s 700th episode.
Madge watched The Birds (the movie).
Missing Trotsky.
Giving Leopard a second chance.
Oprah’s messages are absolute torture.
How old is Madge’s audience?
Madge is Aunt Jemima’s wife. Get fucked.
Kiko sent Madge something.
Prolapses are for Prolap.se.
Searching for Alexyss Tylor.
Andy Melton doesn’t need to
search for anything.
Madge’s vagina is disgusting and her ass stinks like a shit box in the woods.
Madge named one of her hard drives Ellsworth after a character from
Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead.
A phone call from Bacon Fox.
Alexyss and Momma talk.
Bacon is going to Chicago for a conference.
Madge hasn’t been outside in two days.
Leopard making noises.
Camille Paglia mentioned David Cerda’s The Birds in her column.
Andy Melton was fat on Ax Madge.
Talking like Wanda Wisdom.
Checking the news.
Who cares about Hillary? Madge is sick of the election.
The Republicans will steal the election again.
If you’re fat and boring then your videocasts are lame.
Democracy Now article on
hate crimes and racist symbolism.
New TV conference report.
Corrente
Wire article.
Generation V for Vagina.
Earthquake in Chile; we care because they’re in our free trade zone.
Al Gore joined Kleiner Perkins, which gave seed money to PodShow.
Greta Van Susteren’s Greta
Wire is posting Benazir Bhutto interview clips as podcasts.
Democratic approval of Mukasky, who can’t call “waterboarding” “drowning.”
Gitmo for journalists.
Madge is trying to get back into the swing of things.
Madge got a free membership to 24-hour fitness.
Camille
Paglia‘s mention of The Birds. Camille is represented in the
show.
Camille belongs on Huffington Post with her ego.
Eating.
What is a deus ex machina?
Madge won’t play the presidential address because it’s full of lies.
There’s nothing to talk to about. Everybody’s insane and wants to die.
The Birds makes more sense today after 9/11.
America is over. Democrats are running for dictator.
Music and clips while Madge eats.
Madge wants presents for the 700th show.
Alexyss.
Catching Momma off guard without her pannus cover on.
Madge could host Alexyss’ clyps for her.
Mash-up.
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More sex ed and gospel lyps.
stick through this one… a nice new song from Amy at the end.
Show Notes by Enzo Sant’Ella:
Salute the vagina. No, you didn’t say that.
Rub it. Lick it. Scrub it. Stick it.
Alexyss Tylor/Dr. Liswood techno mix.
Right, right …
Madge is doing this in real time.
Madge is sick with laryngitis. Get fucked.
Lyps.
Music from some acronymed Sri Lankan.
Gospel music, testifying.
Voicemail from Andy about serving food attractively.
Testicle-fying.
My cousin from Red Bank, New Jersey.
Voicemail from Andy about squirrel dishes.
Whose lyps hurt more than Andy Melton’s?
99999999999999.
Voicemail from Oprah and friends.
Oprah’s minge added Madge on Twitter.
More techno.
Madge wishes she were black.
Subliminal messages: send Madge money; rishey at hotmail dot com is
Madge’s PayPal.
Money honey.
Lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps lyps.
Do you like the way your penis feels rubbing against your pants? Then
send Madge money.
Lyps lyps lyps.
Don’t send Alexyss Tylor or Mama money—she’ll just spend it on gubment cheese.
Until prolyps do we part.
Extended mash-up.
Leopard sucks.
Amy’s cover of a David Bowie song.
It matter what dick and nut think.
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Prolyps savings time is over. Don’t forget to change your LYPS!
show notes by Enzo Sant’ Ella
Skype call to Cheryl from Barfcelona
Cheryl looks somewhat negro (negress?)
The Japanese Miss Cherry Blossom chimes in
Cheryl has sexomnia, which manifests itself during naptime at the daycare
Dr. Liswood on orgasms
The sensation of fullness in the vagina
Techno music mixed with voice messages
Are pink socks a normal thing?
Cheryl’s disgusting pictures of feet—are they from dead people?
Omageil.com means “horny grandma”
Horny grannies are the real girdle queens
Dr. Liswood on “love”
More techno
The listeners will buy Madge and Cheryl memberships for granny porn
Cheryl says “pussy”
Music: Joanna Neswsom
Composing thank-you notes to listeners who buy Cheryl a membership to
Omageil.com
Grannysexforum.com has fake grannies and fisting with baby hands
Cheryl sings
Madge doesn’t feel as mean to Cheryl as she normally is, and has a
problem with that
Prolypse Sashimi—it’s great with wasabi
Is there a maximum age of consent?
Screen capturing granny fisting
Message from Andy; he wants to live in a house with Madge,
Bicyclemark, and Amy, preferably across the hall from Bicyclemark with
easy access to the kitchen.
Fistulas smell
Cheryl pleads the fifth on poop sex
Music: Anstony and the Johrnsons
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