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Fucking MacRumor Shites

These MacRumor sites are as brainwashed as Fox News. Everyone’s all excited about these new intel macs coming out in January supposedly… oooh- intel ibooks! Hello! They’re STILL 32 BIT, ASSHOLES!

How long has AMD been producing 64 bit laptops, including the low power turdion that sells for <$1000? Hmmm? Duh? Keep getting excited for tuna pants, dipshits.

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Impeachment

George Bush has started an ill-timed and disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the American people and to the Congress; he has run a budget surplus into a severe deficit; he has consistently and unconscionably favored the wealthy and corporations over the rights and needs of the population; he has destroyed trust and confidence in, and good will toward, the United States around the globe; he has ignored global warming, to the world’s detriment; he has wantonly broken our treaty obligations; he has condoned torture of prisoners; he has attempted to create a theocracy in the United States; he has appointed incompetent cronies to positions of vital national importance.

Would someone please give him a blow job so we can impeach him?

(from Aaron)

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Listen!

Damnned whores! I give you 7+ months of FREE entertainment, and I can’t take a fucking week off to visit with my girlfriend Gussie Iskowicz. Fuck you, Daves Cladersbank!

I’ll be back when I’m RESTED, cramps.

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Lego Sucks

I am SO FUCKING SICK of seeing cutsie things made out of lego. It is NOT cute. It is NOT funny, and it is NOT interesting. Make it go away. Boing Boing annoys me. Monoculture Monoculture. Blech.

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VOTE VOTE VOTE DAMMIT!

VOTE FOR ME PLEEEEASE! IT’S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH!
HTTP://PODcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=756

I’m no longer in thetop ten and I need you whores to fix that!

One vote per ip address is how it works.

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Google Ads Such Horse Cock

Google ads are retarded. If Google was supposedly so brilliant in cumming up with their big deal algorithm for rating sites based on links, how could they possibly be so stupid in their ad selection? I mean it totally sucks. The money you get is laughable. Google = dumb pompous hubris queens. Lets see how long it takes them to ban me from their precious service.

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ipodderx is driving me CrAzY!

This fucking thing keeps downloading all podcasts for feeds OVER and OVER again, which is killing my bandwidth and making less available for my web server. What other osx podcatcher can I use without having to re-enter all of my feeds? I’ve checked the ipodderx support forum and they know about this problem but don’t have a fix yet. I need more coffee. I like ipodderx and will switch back to it once it’s fixed, but I need something right away.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: It is apparant that several gentle listeners are using the incorrect (older) feed. The correct yeastradio.com feed is:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/yeastradio

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Cunt Tent

So I’ve been reading a lot, I mean A LOT about the business models for podcasting and all this related crap. Everyone’s talking about business models, how to make money, which technology is a fad, satelite vs. podcasting vs. 3G phones, etc., who will squash whom. I think many people are missing the point: It’s about content. Without content there is no business model. Content.

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Horse Shit

Don’t you just love when independently wealthly ex-hippies preach that podcasters should not be too commercial? Please! It’s OK for a CEO to make 100million a year to extort labor from Chinese peasants, but I can’t make a penny for making a few people laugh? I’m so sick of the attidue that artists should work for free. If artists have to work for free, then so should CEO’s, accountants, and marketing vultures.