I keep my promises. This is the orange guy from Chili who called to complain about my food eating yeasterday:
Category: Pictures
CC Chapman took this amazing photo!
Quit Your Day Job (Photo)
Don’t Fuck with The Onion
According to The News Blog, The White House told the Onion not to use the presidential seal in its parodies. THis is The Onion’s Response:
Record Profits for Exxon
In a file photo Exxon Mobil Corp. Chairman and CEO Lee Raymond laughs during a news conference in Dallas, Wednesday, May 25, 2005. Exxon Mobil Corp., the largest publicly traded oil company in the world, on Thursday, Oct. 27, 2005, said third-quarter profit surged, buoyed by higher crude-oil and natural-gas prices, even as the period’s hurricanes hampered production. Revenue grew to $100.72 billion from $76.38 billion in the prior-year period. (AP Photo/Donna McWilliam)
Inspired by Jeff Stryker’s huge penis in her mouth while in Europe (see the photos on ladybunny.net), Lady Bunny has an Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the
government’s political stance.
A condom allows for
inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a
bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re
actually being screwed.
My Little Crony
Anti-war protester and mother of a son who was killed in Iraq Cindy Sheehan (C) is arrested in front of the White House by U.S. Park Police during a protest in Washington September 26, 2005. Photo by Molly Riley/Reuters
Are you mad as hell yet?
President Bush plays a guitar presented to him by Country Singer Mark Wills, right, backstage following his visit to Naval Base Coronado, Tuesday, Aug. 30, 2005. Bush visited the base to deliver remarks on V-J Commemoration Day. (AP Photo/ABC News, Martha Raddatz)