YR1479 I’ve Been Violated in Some Way

I was going to tweet at you, but I couldn’t find your account. Did you delete your “Twitter sheet?” I listened to these same Jack Benny records when I was a kid. Either my parents had it, or I checked it out of the library. I too was interested in old radio broadcasts. I too was wildly unpopular. Like you, I had no friends in high school and ate lunch alone in my car, listening to the radio. So much of my sense of humor came from listening to old comedians, which is probably why no one relates to my sense of humor. I feel like on one of these records, or maybe it was an entirely different series, there was a weird mystery program (sort of like a pre-Twilight Zone program). It was about a woman who turned into a cat. And I hated it because the cat noises were shrill and irritating. Please keep podcasting. The format you’ve been doing for a while is more palatable than the group shows. Group shows were funny, but only up to a point. I had to fast forward through the prank calls. It was too much making people earn minimum wage go on wild goose chases looking for fake purses and broaches in a toilet. And as for the help line, I may not have a love for religious services, but I figure if they’re not bothering you, don’t bother them. See what happens when you delete your Twitter? You get a longer feedback.