YR1397 Cruising with GIRLS

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ALL GIRLS are together for this nice episode. Show notes, anyone? Email to [email protected] Thanks!

Show notes by JOhn W.

0:00 Trance opening with heavy dooty squirts and some cycling
6:06 Madge and Debra say hello, dooty cycle continues. Madge looks like Dr. Strange. Who is that?
6:38 Cheryl arrives, five of Cheryl’s dooties at once are playing to greet whore. She affirms it.
7:32 dooty cycle stops. Small talk ensues and technyuckle difficultaids. Debra comes back, Cheryl ain’t updated Skoype. Madge just updated at teh beige
9:36 depressing and horrible: our beautiful friend Heather has died. Bad vibes 2 Target (shitty health plan) and Shitty Hubby. Let’s help her kids if you can!
13:20 Cheryl changes the subject, Madge got her oxygern finally but health care still blows
15:20 It was always supposed terd be “Inner Circle”, “Golden Circle™” was a goof… Yeast Radio INNER Circle can be yours to join! (probably!) (DONATE)
16:08 See Book Club! You’ll Love It! Diane Keaton w/ a neck scarf. Candace Bergen not Martha Stewart, Gay Guy writes elder Sex & the City thing with Viagra plot
18:38 Madge is asked about her experience with drag (huh?) for a play. Some Apple talk.
24:15 Gettin real for a minute, Madge breaks character and describes “the joy of her performance” in answer to the interview questions with bathos and paradox. it is about gendered resentment (specifically over Vietnam-era draft registration) or misogyny in short. Worthy of submission to Professor Ragan Fox for his Yeast Radio Virus Studies Library! or his new book (only $75 on iBooks! get it NOW!)
34:30 some yoga guy starts making Kathy-like demands on our body parts “Right shoulder blade! Left shoulder blade! Forehead! Right Inner Ear! Left Inner Ear!”
36:53 Edith says, “Just think can you imagine phone sex between Susan Collins and Robert Kennedy Jr.?”
37:40 Simply Sarah has lost some of the weight! Lesbian methmouth pearl shucker gets down turd Melanie’s “Brand New Key”
40:20 Cruising With Wheels: Madge is a fan! “Thanks” Debra needs to step up on her cruise. And WHAT is the DEAL with indoor cruises??!? NCL Bliss? Indoor Cruise? NO THANKS! Madge likes her fun OUTSIDE! see this grum’s album art for Madge’s idea of a good vacation! Watch out for those teeth, Ragan! Wait is that really Ragan? Debra gets confused. Dark Side =/= Stairway. Also is that really Ragan? YouTube gets aggressively boring. Cheryl tries out a nasal affect.
56:48 Inspirational words for Madge from Noah & Debra. Madge remains uninspired, would feel better if Heather was still alive, as would we all
57:40 Vera Speaks no more, Auntie Vera Charles has quit podcasting. She has nothing more to say.
58:55 Madge suggests a Susan Collins phone call. Now? Phone calls are attempted. Also to the Bitcoin Billionaires out there… $2,000,000.00 PLEASE? clip wars vs hold music driving Madge insane
1:13:20 Three Susan Collins calls fail again. It doesn’t work when there’s no one one the other end! no wonder Anti-Vera quit! Madge liked that show. Cheryl HATED IT! Madge needs to Susan Collins NOW!!!!! Debra! You stink! Cheryl’s blayuque said “WHAT” just loike Phil, made her click get hordt
1:18:25 Big Phil Megamix with pause for Madge’s Kettle Corn recipe. Phil’s big bulge is Madge’s favorite clip.
1:20:36 Cheryl conveys request for Susan Collins phone calls to the 700 Club. Wait, is Sharon Gless dead? who cares? she never did a Flat Madge! Cheryl’s What I Did for My 25th Birthdee (not for kids!) Is Cheryl Praying or Preying? (#Pizzagate @ D.I.C.K.?) Brian Kenney is not dead, he’s fictional but not dead
1:27:45 the Susan Collins calls start!!!! Finally !!! All three Senators from Maine! Talking dirty, Confessional and Congressional.
1:31:05 “Hey FUCK YOU” guy gets cussed out by all three Senators then called a tech scammer
1:37:50 Little Peanut on How to Avoid Being Faceslapped. Debra thinks Madge should jack the Little Peanut video and upload herself for YouTube Yeast Virality
1:43:00 Donations! Who is Kevin B? Could it be THE Kevin?
1:51:22 previously heard Kathy dom/sub session and then
1:54:16 WORLD-WIDE SPECIAL PREVIEW as HeatherFeather flips Kathy, gets major moaning orgasms about which I, dear reader, have heretofore only heard rumors! (some of us do know what prepositions are) Lucky Patreon subscribers! RELEASE THIS CAWL!
1:56:08 A pretty good song “Hello Walls”. No “Walls Fall Out”, but it will do.