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My first solo grumm in a while, mainly to complain about my shitty life. Â If you want to feel better about your shitty life then this is the grumhole for YOU!
SHOW NOTES:
- ice cream binge
- new shoes for fat flat footed = me; brand = ECHO
- Mattress eating hunger strike! fap fap fap
- parents visiting
- poverty; obesity
- tearing up bills
- stinkhair
- blubbercunt
- trotsky barking
- VITAMIX!!!!!
- BIRTHDEE! HINT HINT HINT
- [email protected]
- call +1 FIRM UTERUS and leave a message
- hurting poor people
- close the post office
- snack food garbage in bed
- lesbians eat steak insead of cleaning and pass gas
- plane crash *yawn*
- paper paper paper end junk mail kill post office
- Bullshit media streaming services that rip you off like VIMEO and VIMEO and VIMEO who delete’s CHERYL MERKOWSKI’S WALLS FALL OUT EVEN THOUGH SHE FUCKING MADE IT!
- HOST YOUR OWN SHIT
- OWN YOUR OWN CONTENT
- NEVER PAY TO HOST MEDIA because it means some day you will loose it.
- Archive.org is the best.
- Sanitize function of washing machines eliminates lesbian  stench from my disgusting lesbian workout clothes. Thanks to WAYNE for the lesbian tip.
- Paris is horrible.
- om
- madge = negative nancy
- TAFFY PULLS amazing quilts!
- Diabetes socks from CVS
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Stock up for summer time which is organic mattress season. You need lots of keywords with your mattresses you know.
18 replies on “Yeast Radio Solo #1186: Snack Food Garbage in Mattress”
You’re ugly.
THANK YOU for the feedbaque… and the MONEY!!!!!!
Hope you find work soon. Been listening since podshow days, always seems unfair that what was effectively a hoax or a company (who knew podcasting wouldn’t be a big ad revenue opportunity) has set you back so far for a career.
I’m sorry to hear that your father is sick.
Great podcast! I wish you’d do more steam of Conciousness ‘casts like this. Used to enjoy the ones you did while tidying your apartment.
A++ grum naids! Especially the part about CIALIS and LUBRICATED LYYYYYPS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
CHLYUPS
Madge, the Vitamix plant in Ohio is always running ads looking for assembly line people. You’d have to move but you might get an employee discount. I think those kinds of jobs still hire old people. And lesbians.
Lawlz
Shoutout 2 solo grumz !
– Finally!!! A solo-grrm!
– More Electrolux and Neneh Cherry!
– Please tell us more about your open-source helpline phone software pop-under SEO-optimizer!
– And also, like Quinquin said; so sorry about your dad, Madge. I hope he’ll be fine.
Verucas on little girl’s feet = wabble walk?
We’re still listening to ya Madge.
LYPS
me sad no grumart see
Nobody made none.
Where is the Vitamix unboxing video?
Which one are you getting?
I hear the Professional 300 in Ruby Red is the best for making vegan banana ice cream to driveout the stomache demonz.
We need more solo grums. I suggest you start a kickstart to cure yeast infections. You can probably get lots of money. Make sure you tell a sad story and have lots of pics.
that bowl is ringin