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YR1038 Why the Big Brother is Worse than Little House on the Prairie

Big Brother 12 rant.

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I imagine Trotsky was wearing his SKirrt Grrdle & poopy boots at the park. The UK big brother may be a little less sinister than how you describe the US version Madge. This year two of them had a task whereby they left the house dressed as a pantomime horse & participated in an annual pantomime horse race. Emo-porn for horses. SKiirt GRdle.

Diarrhea Room, Lol!!

This should be the next BB task, to sing this crappy song for true humiliation:

When you’re sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

Big Brother UK is 1 million times better than the US version. It’s not competition based (i.e. the US BB is basically Survivor inside a house) and it’s way less competitive (housemates cannot talk about nominations, etc.). Meaning it’s way more interesting and revealing from a sociological standpoint.

Sure it has it’s trashy moments but absolutely nothing like the shitty US version and I say this as an aidsmerican who’s watched BBUK for 7 years via downloads.

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