YR906 STD Blow Out Special with LYPS

PREP returns to be interviewed by CHeryl MerkowskAIDS.
YOUR AUNTIE cameo
cheryl calls the HPV Hotline about her WORTS, LAPSE, and LYPS.

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21 responses to “YR906 STD Blow Out Special with LYPS”

  1. Torero Avatar
    Torero

    Great grum. Thousands of dollars for these medications, but where is the money coming from? You’re telling me prep is working a 9 to 5 while having bareback parties at all hours of the night and day? It doesn’t add up.

    1. Xavier Avatar
      Xavier

      I don’t believe it either. Maybe prep already has the AIDS…

  2. fishmittens Avatar
    fishmittens

    I don’t want to defend PREPAIDS, but SCA/SLA/SA meetings are useless. I went to a couple of meetings years ago at a friend’s suggestion. I can honestly say that the only good thing to come out of my attendance is the phrase ‘sexual anorexic.’ I love to see the look of confusion on friends’ faces when I explain that term.

    Since PREP is trying to kill himself, I think this qualifies as a series of suicide attempts/suicidal ideations. He should be able to get himself locked up and into short term treatment for that. Then he can get into some long term outpatient treatment.

  3. Tyffanie Morgan Avatar

    Oh Baby Jesus, save me. I’m going to hell in a handbasket after listening to this ‘grum. Especially when I fell out of my seat laughing when Cheryl asked the heartwarming, thoughtful question, “When are you going to DIE?!?!”

    Keep Prep on! Even though I question everything Prep shits out of his mouth, it is still thought-provoking. I can only imagine there are other individuals like him in the world. We should all take this information to think about the best ways to help protect ourselves. We should always, always wear a condom.

  4. Robert Avatar
    Robert

    My diagnosis: pseudologia fantastica

  5. Daniel Avatar
    Daniel

    I don’t understand the question that Prep asked at the sauna. Did he and his crew ask who wanted to bareback with them? Did they ask if they would bareback in the perfect world? There’s a big difference between wanting or wishing to have bareback sexual relations than to going out and having them with random peoples.

    Is Prep scared at all?
    He seems very nonchalant and distanced from his issues… he laughed off Cheryl wanting him to die and ‘chao-d’ Madge off after the exchange… come on, it has to hit home at some point. There’s got to be fear in there…

    I’m curious if Vera goes bare when she has the sweaty and rumbling sex on her waterbed with the grinch…

    (I’m a virgin and when I think about barebacking, I think that it’s something very personal and special for a relationship between committed partners. I don’t think it’s scary or dangerous, but I’m paranoid about AIDS and people lying about their status’ and giving it to people on purpose… so, I’d definitely use a condom… I’m really not repulsed by BB though. In a world without AIDS I think people would BB more; Prep’s problem wouldn’t be so grave if there wasn’t AIDS, certainly subject to so much scrutiny.)

  6. Rebecca Liswood Avatar
    Rebecca Liswood

    Another great show Madge! That Prep is a mess. The next medication he takes should be something that kills his sex drive before he kills himself. I would like to see Andy and Prep as roommates on a reality show!

  7. Baby Jane Avatar
    Baby Jane

    Surely, Prep’s meds can’t stop him from catching the syphilis, herpes, genital warts and other diseases- her junk’s gotta look like this-

    http://studentaffairs.case.edu/health/sexual/male/std/img/penwart1.jpg

    How the hell is any guy gonna touch that? (‘less they got it like that, too)

    1. Xavier Avatar
      Xavier

      When and why did it start being called “junk”? … the definition of which is “old or discarded articles that are considered useless or of little value.”

  8. penmissile Avatar
    penmissile

    Preps distorted voice turns me on the point where I’d consider letting him fist my ass with an open wound (giving I had previously ingested the proper preventative medication of course.)

  9. Matt Burgess Avatar
    Matt Burgess

    Re: Cheryl’s prank call at the end – I fell on out!

  10. vinegar boy Avatar
    vinegar boy

    perhaps Prep doesn’t need the medications at all — maybe he’s genetically similar to the sex workers in Nairobi who appear to be resistant to the HIV.

    and Cheryl, you claim to be a better person than Prep, does this mean that the thing you did with the thing is not as horrible as we are lead to believe?

    also, i’m sorry to hear about your ovary, Cheryl, but happy that you will be ok and will still be able to have abortions. if i had eggs of my own, i’d donate some to you so you could fertilize, implant, then abort them.

    finally, what was that song at the end? i liked it.

    1. Cheryl Avatar

      thank u ‘nAIDS-u-la.

      And u are correk, the thing i did with The thing is not as bad as you think. At least in my eyes. The only person it hurt is my clint-or-us.

      And i would love to abort your fertile-ized eggs.

    2. Matt Burgess Avatar
      Matt Burgess

      “Sleep” by Austrian singer Soap&Skin.

  11. Xavier Avatar
    Xavier

    Xanax is one of the weakest/shortest acting (minor) tranquilizers.

    1. Cheryl Avatar

      plz don’t worry aboot it ‘naids!

    2. justin v Avatar
      justin v

      you’re why no one talks about their medications. troof.

      1. Cheryl Avatar

        preach ‘naids, preach.

  12. Tom Morris Avatar
    Tom Morris

    Oh my. Was just delving through my Yeast backcatalogue. I found that Cheryl Merkowski referred to ‘Gonnosyphiherpeles’ in a monologue YR287 at about 25:40. My backup says that 287 was on 13 December 2005 or thereabouts.

  13. Jason Flatulence Avatar
    Jason Flatulence

    The shock value of Prep’s story has faded. He needs not be asked what he is doing but why he is doing it. “Horny” is not why. Something else is going on here.

    Thank you for reading my comment on your show. Yeastradio is humorous but when you address topics such as this you really need to

    A) not have Cheryl on the show

    or

    B) tell her to shut the hell up.

    No offense, hon-ay.

    Madge, you are part psychiatrist and part comedian. This is the genius of yeastradio.

    Cheryl is part toenail fungus and part nacho-cheese. This is Cheryl’s genius.

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