A++ show, if not a depressing one. I loved that you threaten again and again to shut your mouth and render the show into dead air hell but you can’t stop yourself from continuing to abuse Andy for not talking.
matt – you are a roque starre. have you checked out the knife btw?
Rachey, I’m the one who introduced them to Madge, love The Knife! Now please PLEASE convince Madge to do another show even if its seems I was the only one who enjoyed this last Andy Melton intervention trainwreck!
madge is wandering thru the woods without her computer. tell chris lilley to hire me. i am obsessed with the knife. i use handyman in my aerobics class!
I’ve never witnessed such aggressive obesity.
I did an image search on Rachel for the picture where she’s an Andy look-alike, or Andy looks like her. I saw her video when she was on Merrillwood. A really good video. Worth a watch. Rachel’s really calmed down, I think.
Chris’ reiki site is nice, but he should get rid of the “home” option from the main page, because it’s already on the home page.
i don’t understand. you mean i have calmed down SINCE merrilwood? or since BEFORE merrilwood?
You know, I’m a native Tennessean. I moved to Texas four years ago with nothing but the clothes I had and my computer and I’ve haven’t looked back. And I’ve felt better, too.
THANKS FOR SHARING, PHILIP!!!
see andy?
be brave! it’s gonna be ok.
i agree with madge, the show actually did suck.
co-sign
+1
If you had played “Ring Them Bells” at the end it would have saved it…just a little.
TRUE!
It wasn’t THAT bad. I’ve heard worse on the radio here in Austin.
god bless you philip but seriously if that were true those people would be fired
Andy,
Your mother and i are very disappointed in you. Be a man and talk to Madge – from under the covers of your bed where no one will hear you.
i always picture you only and exactly like your avatar. pulling over occasionally to type up some witticism.
thats me babe, stand back or i will roll you over!
Hello Friend,
My name is Mrs. Anita Perkins I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to charity through you. You may be wondering why I chose you. But someone has to be chosen. I am 59 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about a years ago, immediately after the death of my husband who had left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by the lord to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to charity through you for the good work of humanity, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband’s hard earned funds inappropriately.
I have asked the lord to forgive me all my sins and I believe he has, because He is merciful. I will be going in for an operation, and I pray that I survive the operation.
I have decided to WILL/Donate the sum of $15 Million (Fifteen Million Dollars) to charity through you for the good work of the lord, and to help the motherless, less privileged and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls, due to the fact that my relatives are around me and I have been restricted by my doctor from taking telephone calls because I deserve all the rest I can get.
Presently, I have informed my lawyer about my decision in WILLING this fund to charity through you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.
If you are interested in carrying out this task, i will inform my Family Lawyer so that he can arrange the release of the funds to you.
I know I have never met you but my mind tells me to do this, and I hope you act sincerely. I will pay you 30% of this money if you will assist me because I am now too weak and fragile to do things myself because of my cancer.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished, as I don’t want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish, due to the fact that I do not want relatives or family members standing in the way of my last wish.
Love, Mrs. ANITA PERKINS.
Andy was the only person who had something to say!
If you weigh his words, he has tons to say.
so, if andaids’s father had been sleeping for 4 hours at the time of the phone call. why don’t you do the show 3 hours later instead? by that time the daddy should be over with sleeping, right?
(not, that i’d expect a better show by andaids vocally participating.) (allegedly)
Ok i’m listening to the show in London (i’m a relatively new listener, only a month or two on the recommendation of Max and Stacy). i’m listening while i’m househunting for a place in Wales on the internet, and i’ve just found a house in a place called ‘Dyfatty’. HA! Hilarious!
THAT IS AMAZING. can me n andy move in with you>
I don’t understand why Andy won’t simply apply for college, do his FAFSA, get his loans, and use the refunded money he gets to get the FUCK out of the house. There is no better, cheaper, and more productive way to start a new life.
Its simple. (To conjure Cheryl) The point is this: He’s denying himself education ‘and’ a healthy life. I have no sympathy.
he just doesn’t know how to get started. but i agree completely. except for i totally have sympathy.
“but i agree completely. except for i totally have sympathy” ???
ADD.
xavier you are a hater and i am gonna barbecue you and your little dog too and eat that shit with curry sauce.
I am not a hater. I am a lover. I am trying to get you the help you need for your ADD so you can have a better quality of life more free of insane food binge eating and general spinning of your wheels in the mud.
So don’t you hate Rachel.
Ain’t no Reiki, cake mix ice cream variant or Spin Class finnah hone down in on and eradicate your mess like FDA approved product.
I forgive you Rachel, please don’t hate.
No, you don’t understand. Andy’s problem is that Andy simply does not know what he wants to do. When he starts to think about it he goes into this spiral of destruction that you can’t even understand. Ask Whorris.
?????
Trainwreck-o-rama. I enjoyed it – even if i didnt pay attention and just waited on andy to say something.
Rachel – so good to hear your voice, even the cow-chewing was a delight. Hope all is well with yourself and Sir Christopher
xxx
AMELIA!!! i love you. i can’t stop thinking abt summer heights high today.
beautiful Rachel, i just bought word to the WHY?S – it took me way to long to get around to it – its fucking great.
I cannot believe there is no new YR.
Its ridiculous, isn’t it? Especially since the inauguration just happened.
Someone should do a guest show.
CHERYL?
madge is wandering in the woods with no technology, as i said. looking forward to discussing the cutey obama.
is Madge alright? or just busy with luv?
For the love of God, give us a show (pretty please).
Still no YR.
I am going to have a florid YR cessation psychosis in a setting of clear cuntjuiceness any minute now.
I feel so abandoned.
I am going to have to start on the Wellbutrins.
There have only been 5 shows this whole month! WTF?
Rachel and Andy should go rogue and start their own show.
andy would whispher in a mysterius manner leaving rachel to do all the talking which would not be fair.
maybe they are actually still recording a marathon length show since the inorgynation where rachel hasn’t stopped talking about rakey and the singing bowels? a podcasting first – a 3 day long episode; I CANT WAIT TO HEAR IT!!!!
i hope that madge broadcasts her messages soon as i miss her so very much. and cheryl.
i wish.
maybe Andy’s father could take the part of Madge?
Can he put on a dress and curse a lot?
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“Food is not an addiction. It’s my only comfort.”
Wow.
okaaaay?
A++ show, if not a depressing one. I loved that you threaten again and again to shut your mouth and render the show into dead air hell but you can’t stop yourself from continuing to abuse Andy for not talking.
matt – you are a roque starre. have you checked out the knife btw?
Rachey, I’m the one who introduced them to Madge, love The Knife! Now please PLEASE convince Madge to do another show even if its seems I was the only one who enjoyed this last Andy Melton intervention trainwreck!
madge is wandering thru the woods without her computer. tell chris lilley to hire me. i am obsessed with the knife. i use handyman in my aerobics class!
I’ve never witnessed such aggressive obesity.
I did an image search on Rachel for the picture where she’s an Andy look-alike, or Andy looks like her. I saw her video when she was on Merrillwood. A really good video. Worth a watch. Rachel’s really calmed down, I think.
Chris’ reiki site is nice, but he should get rid of the “home” option from the main page, because it’s already on the home page.
i don’t understand. you mean i have calmed down SINCE merrilwood? or since BEFORE merrilwood?
You know, I’m a native Tennessean. I moved to Texas four years ago with nothing but the clothes I had and my computer and I’ve haven’t looked back. And I’ve felt better, too.
THANKS FOR SHARING, PHILIP!!!
see andy?
be brave! it’s gonna be ok.
i agree with madge, the show actually did suck.
co-sign
+1
If you had played “Ring Them Bells” at the end it would have saved it…just a little.
TRUE!
It wasn’t THAT bad. I’ve heard worse on the radio here in Austin.
god bless you philip but seriously if that were true those people would be fired
Andy,
Your mother and i are very disappointed in you. Be a man and talk to Madge – from under the covers of your bed where no one will hear you.
i always picture you only and exactly like your avatar. pulling over occasionally to type up some witticism.
thats me babe, stand back or i will roll you over!
Hello Friend,
My name is Mrs. Anita Perkins I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to charity through you. You may be wondering why I chose you. But someone has to be chosen. I am 59 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about a years ago, immediately after the death of my husband who had left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by the lord to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to charity through you for the good work of humanity, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband’s hard earned funds inappropriately.
I have asked the lord to forgive me all my sins and I believe he has, because He is merciful. I will be going in for an operation, and I pray that I survive the operation.
I have decided to WILL/Donate the sum of $15 Million (Fifteen Million Dollars) to charity through you for the good work of the lord, and to help the motherless, less privileged and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls, due to the fact that my relatives are around me and I have been restricted by my doctor from taking telephone calls because I deserve all the rest I can get.
Presently, I have informed my lawyer about my decision in WILLING this fund to charity through you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.
If you are interested in carrying out this task, i will inform my Family Lawyer so that he can arrange the release of the funds to you.
I know I have never met you but my mind tells me to do this, and I hope you act sincerely. I will pay you 30% of this money if you will assist me because I am now too weak and fragile to do things myself because of my cancer.
PLS YOU CAN GET BACK TO AT [email protected]
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished, as I don’t want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish, due to the fact that I do not want relatives or family members standing in the way of my last wish.
Love, Mrs. ANITA PERKINS.
Andy was the only person who had something to say!
If you weigh his words, he has tons to say.
so, if andaids’s father had been sleeping for 4 hours at the time of the phone call. why don’t you do the show 3 hours later instead? by that time the daddy should be over with sleeping, right?
(not, that i’d expect a better show by andaids vocally participating.) (allegedly)
Cheryl put her vagina on eBay.
http://tinyurl.com/93wf67
Ok i’m listening to the show in London (i’m a relatively new listener, only a month or two on the recommendation of Max and Stacy). i’m listening while i’m househunting for a place in Wales on the internet, and i’ve just found a house in a place called ‘Dyfatty’. HA! Hilarious!
THAT IS AMAZING. can me n andy move in with you>
I don’t understand why Andy won’t simply apply for college, do his FAFSA, get his loans, and use the refunded money he gets to get the FUCK out of the house. There is no better, cheaper, and more productive way to start a new life.
Its simple. (To conjure Cheryl) The point is this: He’s denying himself education ‘and’ a healthy life. I have no sympathy.
he just doesn’t know how to get started. but i agree completely. except for i totally have sympathy.
“but i agree completely. except for i totally have sympathy” ???
ADD.
xavier you are a hater and i am gonna barbecue you and your little dog too and eat that shit with curry sauce.
I am not a hater. I am a lover. I am trying to get you the help you need for your ADD so you can have a better quality of life more free of insane food binge eating and general spinning of your wheels in the mud.
So don’t you hate Rachel.
Ain’t no Reiki, cake mix ice cream variant or Spin Class finnah hone down in on and eradicate your mess like FDA approved product.
I forgive you Rachel, please don’t hate.
No, you don’t understand. Andy’s problem is that Andy simply does not know what he wants to do. When he starts to think about it he goes into this spiral of destruction that you can’t even understand. Ask Whorris.
?????
Trainwreck-o-rama. I enjoyed it – even if i didnt pay attention and just waited on andy to say something.
Rachel – so good to hear your voice, even the cow-chewing was a delight. Hope all is well with yourself and Sir Christopher
xxx
AMELIA!!! i love you. i can’t stop thinking abt summer heights high today.
beautiful Rachel, i just bought word to the WHY?S – it took me way to long to get around to it – its fucking great.
I cannot believe there is no new YR.
Its ridiculous, isn’t it? Especially since the inauguration just happened.
Someone should do a guest show.
CHERYL?
madge is wandering in the woods with no technology, as i said. looking forward to discussing the cutey obama.
is Madge alright? or just busy with luv?
For the love of God, give us a show (pretty please).
Still no YR.
I am going to have a florid YR cessation psychosis in a setting of clear cuntjuiceness any minute now.
I feel so abandoned.
I am going to have to start on the Wellbutrins.
There have only been 5 shows this whole month! WTF?
Rachel and Andy should go rogue and start their own show.
andy would whispher in a mysterius manner leaving rachel to do all the talking which would not be fair.
maybe they are actually still recording a marathon length show since the inorgynation where rachel hasn’t stopped talking about rakey and the singing bowels? a podcasting first – a 3 day long episode; I CANT WAIT TO HEAR IT!!!!
i hope that madge broadcasts her messages soon as i miss her so very much. and cheryl.
i wish.
maybe Andy’s father could take the part of Madge?
Can he put on a dress and curse a lot?