YR842 How Do You Get a Postal Worker to Say “LYPS?”

Madge leaves the house for once and talks abouts:
obama
att&t
convention
iphone traitors
trader joes
getting postal workers to say “LYPS”
Mt. Lesbian cruising
Mariachis in the park
Canesos
Joanna Newsom LIVE!!!!
Justinfusion
Hot menz running on your face.

Listenturd note: The Joanna Newsom story is difficult to listen to because of the wind noise but you must hear it anyway. Sorry.

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18 responses to “YR842 How Do You Get a Postal Worker to Say “LYPS?””

  1. Robert Avatar
    Robert

    Hey Madge, what’s up with the YEAST2 websike? I just tried to check it out, but the browser warned me and blocked it. Is it hijacked?

  2. Steve Avatar

    I have a mild case of Joanna envy now, sounds like it was really something special.

    I have no idea how to get a postal worker to say lyps, unless you could cut it out of something else with “lips” in it or, er, get them to say “lay ups” or um, right.

    Talking of which, Wilson Phillips is still ringing through my ears. It’s funny, I generally think of the 90s as being a good decade for music (probably because I’ve blanked out the shit), and then there’s that vile, repetitive and utterly nonsensical wart.

  3. Xavier Avatar
    Xavier

    It’s getting harder to buy nuts that don’t come from Les Ching Chongs.

  4. Shawno Avatar

    What’s Biden’s position on lyps, Madge? That’s the most important issue.

  5. La Pequeña Patty Hearst Avatar

    First R-rated movie I saw was “Halloween”.

  6. stripclubdeej Avatar
    stripclubdeej

    Cankle Lewis from geekbrieftv..that be the hore ya hatez on before right ? She was a top 10 women of the web on G4 Attack Of The Show bit 8/22. http://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/womenoftheweb/65059/Women-of-the-Web-82208.html

  7. licoricepirate Avatar
    licoricepirate

    just mutter something like “apocalypse” .. & she’ll be all “whaa?” .. and then u can say .. “apoc-apoca-apppoccaa-” and she’ll fill in the blank w/a resounding “LEEEEEIPS!”

    maybeh

  8. JukeboxJezabel Avatar
    JukeboxJezabel

    If your going to the Trader Joes on Lincoln the one on 1840 North Clybourn Avenue #200 is stocked way better.

  9. pudcastmark Avatar
    pudcastmark

    Your show schtinks… in a good way.

  10. Wayne Avatar
    Wayne

    Madge, great show. I really like the “walk and talk” and soundseeing bits.

  11. Richard Barry Avatar
    Richard Barry

    The movie title your Alzheimer’s was blocking is called “Atonement,” from the novel by Ian McEwan.

    My first R rated movie was “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?”. There may not have been a rating system in 1966 (ask Vera), but they let me in the first time, the second time they refused because I was only 17. (I’m old like Madge.)

  12. Cher Avatar

    I think you should relax about interacting with other dogs. When I take Chazzy for a walk to get ice creams and grilled cheeses she used to get really tense around other obese lesbos, but now mommy (that’s ME!) just walks with confidence and Chazzy senses that mommy is confident and she doesn’t get so upset. Picking your dog up sends a message that something is wrong and it increases the aggression behavior. Mommy (again, ME!) has been watching Its Me or The Dog on TLC. See if you can illegally download it from the bits torrents.

    1. bicyclemark Avatar

      HOW Cher. Just wanted to say how. Its been a long time.

  13. JustinFeed Avatar

    My first R-rated movie was “The Shining.” I was probably 7 or 8 years old. Those two little girls scared the shit out of me.

    Please call again soon. I can pretend to be the butch lesbian delivery grrl from Chicago’s Pizza and you can be the supple lesbian customer who offers to swap sex for her pizza.

  14. Luke (sexyer1) Avatar

    When I’ve heard that squeak noise in Joanna songs on your show I thought it was mostly a violin fiddlestick or harp string squeaking, so is that an instrument or her voice? You said something which cuntfused on that..

  15. bicyclemark Avatar

    Joanna is just.. a beautiful human and I wish I could meet her in real life. But indeed seeing her live was really something special. Now Im going to stare at this album art.

  16. David Avatar

    My first R movie was Porky’s – and was so disappointed there wasn’t more nudity.

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