YR827 Planters Wort LYPS

bj

with Cheryl

disgusting (send him money so he can eat and shit more)

Aunt Esther comedy

Lesbian Picnics

Black Jewell Brawl

Burn Defects

Lesbian Jean Taco  (Billy Jean King?)

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38 responses to “YR827 Planters Wort LYPS”

  1. PattyCake, The Baker's Man Avatar
    PattyCake, The Baker’s Man

    a very enjoyable progrum.

    1. Madge Avatar

      GET A GRAVITAR, PATTY CAKES!

  2. JustinFeed Avatar

    It sounds as if Madge needs some sort of “Eternal Flame” bonfire, preferably travel sized, to burn the character defects as they pop back up throughout her day. Maybe something as simple a pallet of Bic lighters from the Sam’s Club would do the trick.

    Loved the discussion with Cheryl who is a pleasure although disgusting and full of character defects herself.

  3. texafornia Avatar
    texafornia

    Consider this a comment about Vera, backdated an episode: Vera Sucks.

    1. Madge Avatar

      GET A GRAVITAR!

      1. JustinFeed Avatar

        Bitch, spell the goddamned word correctly and maybe they would!

        GRAVATAR

        gravatar.com

        1. Madge Avatar

          Fuck you. I cunt spell.

          1. JustinFeed Avatar

            Maybe you need Andy Melton to proofread for you? Just a thought.

    2. texafornia Avatar
      texafornia

      Testes.

  4. thickmuscleCHUB Avatar
    thickmuscleCHUB

    Madge,
    Did you know that corn syrup has to be processed thru the liver?

    Vera i love you ,even if you hate black people.

  5. La Pequena Patty Hearst Avatar

    What’s the obsession with a gravatar? I’ll get one when Vera gets one.

    1. Madge Avatar

      Vera is far to stupid to figure out gravitars. Please stop being CODA on Vera and GET A GRAVITAR!

        1. La Pequena Patty Hearst Avatar

          I’m more stupid, although I prefer retarded, than Vera as I already had an account with gravatar (with an A Madge) but didn’t have a photo. So take that!

        2. Madge Avatar

          I am cuntpletely without words.

  6. Steve Avatar

    When did Cheryl start sounding like a husky version of Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins?!

    1. Andy Melton Avatar

      Lovely new hair!

  7. Andy Melton Avatar

    Trotsky is the ugliest little dog. He looks like an overgrown rat!

    Not really but how do you like them beans?

    1. Madge Avatar
  8. James Avatar

    I like Vera on your grum, but Cheryl was as great (and ugly) as always.

    Pointless comment, I just wanted to make sure this gravatar thing worked right.

  9. Noah Avatar

    GRAVIT’HOW!

    1. Cheryl Merkowski Avatar

      I finnah got myself a GRAVIT’HOW too honaids.

      HAPPY NOW YOU DUMB FUCK MADGE?! HUH!? WHO IT BELONG 2? WHO WHO WHO!?

  10. Cher Avatar

    Is andy really only 22? That’s how old my boobs are. HOW.

  11. texafornia Avatar
    texafornia

    ftw?

    1. Cheryl Merkowski Avatar
  12. texafornia Avatar
    texafornia

    ok. set up the gravatar account and then posted with same email addy. nothing. what else do I have to do to get it to werk?

    1. texafornia Avatar
      texafornia

      Oh, SNAP! that make me lyps shiver like an icee.

  13. Matt Burgess Avatar
    Matt Burgess

    Oh my god I literally died laughing when you wondered whether Andy would borrow the elephant washer when showering with his potential feeder boyfriend.

    Poor Andy and that tragic ad. I hope he finds someone. 🙁

    1. Matt Burgess Avatar
      Matt Burgess

      Fucking gravatar bullshit doesn’t work!

  14. David Avatar

    Fucking gravatar works it real good, hone-ay.

  15. Rebecca Liswood Avatar
    Rebecca Liswood

    another great show! I love when you talk about Andy. please update us on his search for sex with ugly old men.

    1. Madge Avatar

      BEST GRAVATARD EVER!!!!

      1. Cheryl Merkowski Avatar

        What was it befoe? LIZWOOD?

        1. Rebecca Liswood Avatar
          Rebecca Liswood

          nope, Madge is imagining things again. This is my one and only gravatard.

        2. Madge Avatar

          It was a singular red drop of period blood in the upper leff hand corner of a white icon space.

    2. Madge Avatar

      Oh. you changed it. 🙁

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