YR776 Thumbelina

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I have no idea why I called this that.
With Andy and Chrys, and a special message from the banned and tanned one.

Why Apple’s Compressor sucks so much and why Apple hasn’t fixed it in all these years.
Someone please hack my Samsung Katalyst.

State of journalism Wired “Article.”

New Zeeche Song too.

Show notes: 08:11 ustreamer-36572 : frist
08:14 mindcaster : link dump: http://blip.tv/file/750336
10:55 hotrannymess : hello everyone
10:55 andymelton : Hi Rebecca (?).
10:55 tinyrooster : hello
10:56 torero : hello
10:56 torero : its morning again in america
10:57 andymelton : A cute guy said the very same thing “it’s morning again in america” this morning on Twitter.
10:58 tinyrooster : miss the yeast
10:58 torero : uhh that was me andy, and thanks
10:59 torero : i feel so warm and fuzzy now
10:59 andymelton : YAY!
11:00 ArcherRadio : Yeah! She’s back!
11:00 * simp runs in circles
11:00 andymelton : She’s got her purple dress on (again).
11:00 torero : that chair in the back looks like a <censored>, no?
11:01 Dude2008 : it looks like the set of the Dinah Shore show
11:01 torero : haha
11:01 andymelton : Does she have a helmet on?
11:02 ArcherRadio : That’s her hair.
11:02 torero : the entre act
11:03 ArcherRadio : Yes, we can
11:03 andymelton : yrs
11:03 ArcherRadio : Hi Madge
11:04 ArcherRadio : Don’t forget to tell us about your dream.
11:04 simp : hey… did she clean?
11:04 ArcherRadio : Looks like it.
11:04 redmonkey : Why the hell is your house so clean?!
11:04 simp : wow!!!
11:04 torero : that must feel so much better
11:05 redmonkey : this is a first!
11:05 redmonkey : a clean house!
11:05 ArcherRadio : I thought that was what you were doing on your time off.
11:05 Dude2008 : I missed you Madge
11:05 ArcherRadio : I missed her too!
11:05 simp : me too, it was a long Madge-less week
11:06 redmonkey : Then send Madge money, Dude2008
11:06 torero : as long as its not barrel maudling
11:06 andymelton : Torero is a cutie.
11:06 torero : hayyy
11:07 andymelton : And I’ll say dirty things about him instead of that one guy I use to say nice/naughty things about. MMMM HMMM.
11:07 andymelton : OMG. She’s gonna sit on the thing.
11:07 ArcherRadio : oh, she’s got a scarf on.
11:07 redmonkey : ha! i think you’re right, Andy
11:08 torero : work that thing
11:08 ArcherRadio : beautiful!
11:08 andymelton : Yes, back on the thing this week.
11:09 ArcherRadio : Good for you, Andy.
11:09 redmonkey : gee, i dunno… maybe you should have posted something saying you’d be back on Monday
11:10 redmonkey : 🙂
11:10 andymelton : Thanks Archer
11:10 ArcherRadio : 🙂
11:10 torero : yes we do!
11:11 torero : auntieveraspeaksdotpodshowdotcom.com
11:11 redmonkey : Is Compressor what’s workin your last lesbian nerve? (And how much abuse from that program do you need in your life, Madge???)
11:11 simp : where’s Vera?
11:12 Dude2008 : she’s out buying gold
11:12 ArcherRadio : She’s working on her 100th show
11:13 redmonkey : Madge, are you using <censored> 3 or 2?
11:14 redmonkey : Andy you sound lighter
11:15 torero : haha!
11:15 ArcherRadio : I need to lose 20 pounds…can I get a new iMac?
11:15 redmonkey : compressor
11:16 ArcherRadio : I liked the time you said lyps
11:16 mindcaster : oeh, I had the sound off, almost missed this
11:16 HumbleMarshal : I liked the time you said <censored>
11:16 torero : shes IS chicago
11:16 yeastradio-1 : !censoroff
11:17 redmonkey : That’s hot, Andy
11:17 yeastradio-1 : cunt
11:17 redmonkey : cunt
11:17 redmonkey : cunt
11:17 redmonkey : oops sorry
11:17 torero : smell your finger now
11:17 ArcherRadio : hahaha
11:17 humandog : IS THIS THE GRUM WITH THE LESBIAN DYKE?
11:18 mindcaster : did anybody catch my link way on top? Amsterdamnturds watching Madge video…
11:18 ArcherRadio : That was a good one.
11:19 mindcaster : good
11:19 redmonkey : Madge isn’t as rubenesque as she used to be.
11:19 redmonkey : Keeping talking about cuntpressor
11:19 torero : get er done
11:20 redmonkey : I had the same problem
11:21 redmonkey : Exactly! It was that damn QT update
11:21 redmonkey : I was told to upgrade to the latest Final Cut Studio
11:22 redmonkey : What are your QMaster settings?
11:23 humandog : I don’t know Redmonkey, but I read about this problem as well
11:23 redmonkey : Exactly, madge
11:23 redmonkey : It is bullshit
11:24 redmonkey : Buy Final Cut Server… oh yeah, Apple can’t make it work. It’s not out yet
11:25 redmonkey : Is there a way to downgrade your version of QuickTime? And if so, how?
11:25 redmonkey : (because i suspect that’s the whole problem)
11:27 humandog : http://news.wired.com/dynamic/stories/S/STATE_OF_JOURNALISM?SITE=WIRE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2008-03-16-16-32-59
11:28 torero : buy gold
11:29 torero : haha!
11:29 mindcaster : 1006 bucks and rising
11:30 mindcaster : but what’s a buck these days
11:30 redmonkey : cash
11:30 redmonkey : madge needs cash
11:30 mindcaster : I will be your Euro-pimp
11:30 redmonkey : Why?
11:31 mindcaster : why what
11:31 redmonkey : The opera queen is so wonderfully ridiculous.
11:31 redmonkey : Don’t tell the opera queen about 2012.
11:31 redmonkey : The end of the world
11:32 mindcaster : yup
11:32 torero : my grandma once said california would fall off into the ocean
11:32 mindcaster : so do those wackjobs of The Secret 🙂
11:32 redmonkey : Al Gore invented the blogosphere
11:32 mindcaster : oh give me a break
11:32 Carrino : July of 1998 was X Day in the Church of the Subgenius (Bob Dobbs)
11:33 torero : the secret is that oprahs vagina smells like kitkats
11:33 redmonkey : The Secret is there is money to made from a lot of made-up bullshit
11:33 mindcaster : there u go
11:33 Carrino : Spiritual Law?!?
11:33 redmonkey : Oprah’s housekeeper wrote it
11:34 mindcaster : I want a new bike! Poof!
11:34 torero : prolelife
11:34 mindcaster : power of attraction
11:34 mindcaster : sure, there’s some truth in there, not a secret
11:34 mindcaster : not a new fucking religion
11:34 mindcaster : or philosophy
11:35 torero : like L Ron
11:35 redmonkey : Noah’s Ark in the Grand Canyon: Where they mormon?
11:36 torero : i wonder why the gays would like that
11:36 torero : hmm
11:36 tinyrooster : what’s really sad is that successful people like stars believe in that and then they’re still successful and they think it works
11:37 redmonkey : Yes, tinyrooster.
11:37 mindcaster : The Secret is that they were lucky to have a good agent 🙂
11:37 redmonkey : The Secret is a good solution to help hide Oprah’s wealthy guilt
11:37 tinyrooster : wealth is the gift that keeps on giving
11:38 torero : housewives
11:39 mindcaster : they still trust govs
11:39 tinyrooster : the secret is a form of magical thinking, which is ancient, but it’s also the case that people in the U.S. are uneducated
11:39 mindcaster : bitches
11:40 mindcaster : makes my axe evil I guess
11:40 mindcaster : Chris, people will continue to vote against their own interests
11:41 mindcaster : its a lot of group thinking too
11:41 mindcaster : and slogans make sense to a lot of people, as they’re easy to understand
11:41 redmonkey : Here’s something: I live in Santa Barbara/Montecito which has a ton of wealthy republicans who actually do support the troops with paychecks to neo-conservatives, and I never ever see a support our troop sticker on their cars!! Hmmm.
11:41 tinyrooster : true. oprah has nerve pushing that
11:41 humandog : I understand that mindcaster, I really do
11:42 torero : santa barbara is a karmic black hole
11:42 humandog : but where does the base level of trust come from? and why do sometimes I find that in myself?
11:42 humandog : it’s very frustrating?
11:42 humandog : no question mark
11:42 mindcaster : I know
11:42 redmonkey : I hate those fucking ribbons. I like to mix them up too
11:42 tinyrooster : propaganda. it works.
11:42 humandog : agreed
11:42 humandog : it does work
11:42 torero : its mostly civillians doing it though
11:42 mindcaster : base level is warped, so people aim for most familiar
11:43 mindcaster : I figure it takes a lot of disasters and downfall to change base trust
11:43 humandog : http://www.joebageant.com
11:44 humandog : a writer on this very topic I recommend
11:44 torero : bless this mess, andy
11:45 mindcaster : ok
11:45 torero : cunt cunt cunt
11:45 ArcherRadio : oh lord!
11:45 redmonkey : AMEN!
11:45 torero : obamas pastor, andy melton
11:46 torero : hah!
11:46 redmonkey : Are there snakes at your church too? And people speaking in tongues, Andy?
11:46 torero : people flying around the room
11:47 ArcherRadio : That took you all week?
11:47 simp : hahhaa!
11:47 redmonkey : ha
11:48 mindcaster : thanks Chris, it’s a good read
11:50 humandog : I suggest looking through Bageant’s archives
11:50 humandog : lot of good stuff
11:50 redmonkey : That was fucking great…
11:50 torero : Early to Bed in Chicago should be sponsoring madge
11:50 ArcherRadio : Very good…loved that airplane story
11:50 mindcaster : subscribed to it now, will do
11:51 wh175 : I liked it Madge
11:51 ArcherRadio : hahaha…do they fit
11:51 redmonkey : Cheryl is banned
11:51 redmonkey : forever
11:51 wh175 : ~Wayne~
11:51 simp : waynehole?
11:54 torero : a portrait of her is mouldering somewhere
11:54 straightchris : cheryil s pathetic
11:55 simp : hell yeah
11:57 torero : uh oh
11:57 redmonkey : Was that your yellow ovary, Madge?
11:58 torero : like a circle!
11:58 torero : 360
11:58 redmonkey : Nice downward dog, madge… the stink lured trotsky over
11:59 redmonkey : … and you said you didn’t get eaten out, Madge. (Mt. Lesbian, uh-huh)
11:59 redmonkey : Good idea, Andy… make it twice as much work for Madge.
11:59 redmonkey : Send Madge money
12:00 humandog : buy gold
12:00 redmonkey : send madge chocolate gold coins
12:01 torero : gelt
12:01 mindcaster : gotta go, bye e’one
12:01 mindcaster : happy prolapsing
12:01 torero : this is not gilbert grape
12:03 redmonkey : Looked great, madgula.
12:03 redmonkey : Send madge more tapes
12:04 torero : is she wearing some S&M bracelet?
12:04 redmonkey : The audience has gone up!
12:04 redmonkey : THIS is what we all want….
12:04 redmonkey : Madge’s cunt on a green screen
12:05 humandog : Podshow pays this woman cash money for her excellence: http://www.podshow.com/showguide/?key_id=ad19f53d2c337ef46729b2c62200c569&feed_type=ext
12:05 redmonkey : Oh my god, she’s like one of those animated .gif dogs running back and forth
12:06 redmonkey : I never realized that the lips on the moo moo were kissing Madge’s ass. NICE!
12:06 torero : its very dawn davenport
12:06 redmonkey : mumu
12:07 torero : gay caribou
12:11 tinyrooster : does stacy know about this?
12:11 andymelton : http://youtube.com/watch?v=WwMbJ68IbAM
12:11 torero : shes segmented like an ant
12:11 redmonkey : how does that woman have such a thin stomach with hips that big?
12:11 ustreamer-90579 : that’s where woman fat goes
12:12 tinyrooster : depends on the woman
12:12 torero : ENB
12:12 redmonkey : I thought it was just from a lot of sit-ups.
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : oh hi
12:13 simp : tell her it’s on hiatus
12:13 redmonkey : have hagath makes faces while you read the news
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : I ressurected
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : hi dears
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : hmmm
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : I think both first
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : but between the two…
12:13 redmonkey : she won’t know the difference.
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : ENB
12:13 thejeffreytaylor : exactly
12:14 redmonkey : I care.
12:14 redmonkey : Send madge money
12:14 redmonkey : Ooops
12:14 thejeffreytaylor : Did I miss a piece of news in the beginning?
12:15 redmonkey : podshow has been very busy picking new colors for 3.0
12:15 redmonkey : that site is beautiful
12:16 redmonkey : moonké?
12:16 thejeffreytaylor : their colour for 3.0 is pink
12:16 thejeffreytaylor : slips
12:16 andymelton : cunt
12:16 andymelton : shit
12:16 andymelton : dick
12:16 andymelton : nigger
12:16 andymelton : read that bitch
12:16 tinyrooster : cock a doodle doo
12:16 torero : moonskala
12:16 torero : jaleel white
12:17 redmonkey : dirty blood red moonskala
12:18 Carrino : you were in the front page video madge.
12:19 torero : is it WM Smartphone?
12:19 tinyrooster : yes there is. check the tmobile howardforum for the settings. you need the settings
12:19 torero : on mine, skype wont go through the ear speaker, only speakerphone
12:19 Carrino : Cattle Lips
12:20 Carrino : Cattle Lyps
12:20 ustreamer-91028 : I doubt Nokia phones are “Smartphones”; typically those are Windows or Blackberry powered.
12:21 Carrino : You put up part two of the root of all evil — can’t wait to watch it.
12:21 tinyrooster : no nokia uses symbian
12:22 ustreamer-91028 : how do i change my username from the Ustreamer default
12:22 ustreamer-91028 : Samsungs are not smart either.
12:22 yeastradio-1 : ‘/nick retarded
12:22 thejeffreytaylor : hang on n00by ,n00by hang on
12:22 redmonkey : exactly, andy!
12:22 ustreamer-91028 : chill out – first time here – douche bags!
12:22 torero : andy will sit on your face
12:23 tinyrooster : responding to ustreamer-91028
12:23 thejeffreytaylor : “prize”
12:23 torero : ha!
12:23 thejeffreytaylor : Certain Death?
12:23 kfrankie : No thanks, I’m driving…
12:23 torero : smells like baking bread
12:24 bicyclemark : Hi all
12:24 tinyrooster : hello
12:24 torero : but we gained mark
12:24 thejeffreytaylor : hi marks
12:24 bicyclemark : im a workin man
12:24 bicyclemark : Hey jeffreys
12:24 thejeffreytaylor : talks to me later marks
12:24 thejeffreytaylor : I have something for you
12:24 bicyclemark : sho thang
12:24 redmonkey : opera, please.
12:25 bicyclemark : use the Callas from Lisbon!
12:25 thejeffreytaylor : opfrey winfrah
12:25 thejeffreytaylor : new lepered for at least a year for me
12:25 torero : andy live at the grand ole oprey
12:26 bicyclemark : i been working in an office that still uses tiger. couldnt stand it. upgraded all to leopard
12:26 HumbleMarshal : the feminine scent caused by my event…
12:26 bicyclemark : Use the Callas you got from Portugal
12:26 Carrino : yes — I love that one
12:26 Carrino : fem scent
12:26 redmonkey : CHER!
12:26 bicyclemark : how
12:26 thejeffreytaylor : cheruly
12:26 thejeffreytaylor : n
12:27 bicyclemark : Im eating MAdeleines.. I found a french bakery next to this place I mworking at
12:27 torero : mother with stink hair?
12:27 thejeffreytaylor : get macaron s
12:27 bicyclemark : Jersey!
12:27 thejeffreytaylor : they make things happy
12:27 bicyclemark : OK
12:27 redmonkey : thats madge’s secret: l.a.w.y.e.r.
12:28 bicyclemark : lesbian headbanging
12:28 redmonkey : love this song
12:28 redmonkey : bye sugartits
12:28 torero : very melissa etheridge of this song, i love it
12:28 humandog : is it over?
12:28 bicyclemark : yay for madge being back. my week sucked without her last week
12:28 humandog : is that it?
12:28 andymelton : Oh goodie. I can go eat my foot long subway sandwich.
12:29 humandog : LAWYER
12:29 bicyclemark : shes gotta ase the audience back into it.. 29 minutes should do it
12:29 bicyclemark : ease
12:29 ustreamer-86762 : haaaaay
12:29 yeastradio-1 : stay turd for after show?
12:29 humandog : AFTER SHOW?
12:29 humandog : OK
12:29 ustreamer-44851 : http://www.downloadsquad.com/2007/10/29/skype-and-3-announce-skype-mobile-phone/
12:29 bicyclemark : after Birth
12:29 yeastradio-1 : wutaver
12:29 andymelton : after show
12:29 humandog : very short wrap up show
12:29 ustreamer-86762 : welcome back hoe
12:29 torero : besitos
12:29 humandog : I have to post it to YEASTRADIO.COM
12:29 yeastradio-1 : thx