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Help Needed

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I’m in the process of collecting highlights of the past 750+ episodes of Yeast Radio. This is an extremely time consuming  process as I have to listen to hours and hours of this dreck.  I really really REALLY need you, the gentle audience’s help with this task.

So please reply to this message or email bloatedlesbian@gmail.com with the your favorite moments from Yeast Radio. Please include a link to the show and the time codes within the show which point to the clips which interest you.

The more people that help with this, the easier my task will be and the sooner I can get back to matters of cuntsequence… i.e. yeast radio.

Thank you VERY much! Your assistance is GREATLY appreciated! This task is daunting and therefore bringing this lesbian down.

Love,
Madge

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23 responses to “Help Needed”

  1. texafornia Avatar
    texafornia

    The thing I remember most was you fighting with a Mac, plugging it in, getting shocked or something, and then going on a tirade for 5 minutes cursing like a maniac. That was about 3 years ago. So sorry I can’t remember the timestamp, but it was beautiful. I remember where I was and that I knew YR was my Dark Lady for eternity.

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  2. Rich Avatar
    Rich

    A great highlight in my opinion is when she’s talking to prolaspes and Cheryl states “she pooped in her pants and it went into her vagina…” and without missing a beat Madge respounds, “like a fudgsicle?”

    I showed that one audio clip to my buddies and they loved it… totatly defines the show.

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  3. Jeffrey Taylor Avatar
    Jeffrey Taylor

    Miami whores ,of course, and the “advice show: where we crank called the health device company when you were visiting in Paris.

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  4. PsychicEnemy Avatar
    PsychicEnemy

    YR 615, Tree Shapiro was really good. Berbecia Clemons stuff is good. The stuff where you and Berbecia lose it when she says the L wurd.

    Do you hear me then?

    YR662 and the black people hat that’s leopard print.
    The weight watcher class descriptions and stories.

    As a highlight topic, you could do stuff you’ve cooked and were ocd about. Lesbeans, yogurt, pomergranate, blueberries, eating your pussy.

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  5. Flatotitties Avatar
    Flatotitties

    Madge, pretty much ANY show featuring Berbacia is a classic. Also, Norm’s little contributions were genius!

    -Flato

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  6. licoricepirate Avatar
    licoricepirate

    i used to write down things u said that left me gasping with laughter .. dunno where that list went. 🙁

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  7. licoricepirate Avatar
    licoricepirate

    found one:

    “Ooh … Ramen candles. THATt’s something we really need .. … Oh by the way … the ice sheet is melting for real … and twice as fast as we thought ! … If you have kids, they’ll be dead in 20 years ! along with everybody else !! .. So that’s nice … but just ignore it, and talk on the phone .. in ur SUV’s .. running people over … But complain about how the Republicans are screwing up the country .. even though you’re not doing anything to fix it … do that, will ya? .. ooh .. “Wayside Antiques and Christmas Center” … oh, that sounds like a barrel of fun. A barrel of monkeys .. or whatever you call it. I hate clichés.”

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  8. licoricepirate Avatar
    licoricepirate

    really early eps.

    1) “I want to change the name of my vagina lyps to Wilma, as in Fred & Wilma Flintstone… becuz Wilma’s a hurricane …
    this is part of the tragedy that is my life, gentle audience.”

    2) “Ohhhh FUCK! i’m hungry, bloated, angry, tired.
    I’m BULKING, gentle audience, bulking.
    Oh shit did i say hungry? no .. bloated-angry-lonely-cranky.
    That’s what I am.
    I’m all those things and a bag of chips, … as the kids say.”

    3) “Omarosa, whose name sounds like a steakhouse that went out of business … don’t you have a floor to clean somewhere?”
    “Ohhhhh hun-neeyyyy … don’t get all racial with me, hun-neeyyyyy .. don’t try to be ghetto w/ meeeee hun-neeyyyyy……”
    “… That’s not racial.
    … Anyone with more than 3 syllables in her name cleans floors. It’s not racial, it’s syllabic.
    You can call me a syllabist. .. But i am NOT racist !!”

    …

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  9. Charlie Avatar
    Charlie

    i like when you and Berbacia used to read want ads? as if they were poetry. also, “pop it bitch!” is a classic. as well as Berbacia’s “switch” monologues.

    early Dr. Leswood was good too (December time) when you cut out and put together the “large lyps of the vagina… and also the smaller lyps” loop live. a history of your lady lyps would be nice to hear what with the Hannakunt, the Mertzes, etc.

    for the mashups, i like when you use the Indian chanting and when you play the Janet/Planet in a loop.

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  10. Philip Scott Avatar
    Philip Scott

    Here’s a couple of my favourites:

    https://www.yeastradio.com/?p=722 with Max Keiser.

    https://www.yeastradio.com/?p=752YR393 with Rapechel Kann Song.

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  11. micerl Avatar
    micerl

    My fav moments are whenever Madge plays the Barbara Bush clip of her showing the world what America is all about;
    -You’re poor? You’re Fucked! God bless America!

    (Bush: “And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them.”)

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  12. Matt Blender Avatar
    Matt Blender

    My favorite moments:

    1. your podcast immediately after W got re-elected and you practically have a breakdown on the air. I can’t find the link. I think you called it your cuntcession speach?

    2. Ragan’s reading of “Heterophobia”:

    https://www.yeastradio.com/?p=703

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  13. Andy Melton Avatar
    Andy Melton

    I’m sure Madge is saying: “Do none of you know how to work the Audacity?”

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  14. Charlie Avatar
    Charlie

    I’m sure Madge can suck it.

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  15. Madge Avatar
    Madge

    Just for that, i’m taking another week off.

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  16. Burgelapse Avatar
    Burgelapse

    @Madge you better fucking not!

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  17. Charlie Avatar
    Charlie

    that’s fine; enjoy your time off! maybe i can send you some songs to play when you come back. i don’t think i’ve sent you any musics since i sent you the “Gussie is dead” song a long time ago.

    oh, or am i supposed to act upset that you’re withholding yourself for another week? in that case: omg i can’t live without the Yeast! come back, Madge! where’s the Yeast?

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  18. doyathink Avatar
    doyathink

    Any Mr. Zeechee would be welcome…especially that one you played when you were wandering around in Spain on your own. That was particularly touching and showed the real Madge.

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  20. Granny Tettey Avatar
    Granny Tettey

    Am I the only one that thought Madge as Katherine Hepburn as Alexyss Tylor’s Momma was genius?

    “What drives a woman to… toys?!?!”

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  21. Twinkleboi Avatar
    Twinkleboi

    My favourite moment was when you where trying to call cheryl on voice dialling and it wouldnt work and you were doing it for about 10 minutes!

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  22. mindcasturd Avatar
    mindcasturd

    I have some Phony Phone Calls in mind as well, but one that zprings to mind is when you had that interview with a Republican listenturd from Texas(?). You were receptive, consice, really trying to understand him, while patiently and respectfully showing him the ills of his ways.

    I think you were off your medication.

    I’ve been going through the cuntchives, but can’t find it. Hope you know which one it is.

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  23. freya Avatar
    freya

    As Ive just started listening to Yeast,Ive had to listen to up 5 shows a day for the last month just to get a grip.In this time,I think when Cheryl spoke to the person last week about praying for your forgiveness of lesbo acts was the funniest.Originally from Boston,I deliver mail in Australia on a motorbike while I listen.I was laughing and could not concentrate,Im sure Ill hear about the wrong mail in boxes on Monday.

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