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Listenturd Joseph offers the following correction to the most recent podcast. Please note this was Cheryl’s error because she is stupid and does not fack check:
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You guys! Pls correct your podcasts!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shurgging
1. Shurgging
The act of inserting your testicles along with your penis in a woman’s vagina and having intercourse. Fucking a woman with your balls. I imagine you can do this anally as well (an with a man), but that should have another name.

His cock wasn’t big enough to satisfly her so he inserted his balls and started shurgging the hell out of her.

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by TwigAndBerries The fuck house Jan 19, 2006 email it

By Madge

Lesbian with food allergies.

9 replies on “Correction”

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Hey honey, post something on yeast2! It’s cluttering up my itunes podcast list going unused and unloved like a vestigial organ (such as an appendix or Cheryl).

OMG OMG SO IMPT. OMG,. Who cares. As i told the mary that emailed us aboot this, tying the concept turd a random thing such as a nonverbal communication, lifting one’s shoulders, is much better. It comes with a special tag line that is real good (“shrugging,taint just a nonverbal communication anymoe”) and it kinda makes sense… just as much as shurgging does…(” hmmm what should i do with my balls… (shrugg)… i guess i will just put them in her asscunt”). See? What the fuck is a shurg? MOWKAY.

Now I am going to fuck myself with a large fork while singing “I’mmmm prole-lapsing…so you better call the docturd honaye, call the docturd…”

about corrections, i wanted to “correct” earlier statements abut Ron Paul.

Barack Obama, a liar and fake who’s black lips from smoking dope and cigs has finally turned normal color because his handlers decided that a smoker would lose votes. He will change anything about himself gain votes. by the way i am not white or a racist, so there is no racial bias here, just facts.

Clinton, gets a lot of money form special interests and lobby groups. about as corrupt as any republican asshole.

i voted Ralph Nader and Ross Perot in the past. and so now the obvious choice is Ron Paul. the only honest politician. voted the same for 10 years. he doesn’t tell you what you want to hear, he tells you what you need to hear. major problems in the US economy that will not be easy to fix.

Do some real research before you make an anti Ron Paul comment. Don’t vote for a candidate just because they are from the democratic party.

if you think the other candidates are fanatic about pro gay rights. you will have a surprise coming. No democratic candidate is going to make all you problems go away.

and don’t just listen to some asshole from Australia. Australians should get the fuck out of US politics, especially when they can’t base their statements with facts. Calling people names does not educate or inform.

Dear Ron Paulsey Victim,

If you had read my twitters (bloatedlesbian is my user name btw), you would realize that my ONLY source of information is the candidates’ own web sites. Have you read Ron Paul’s platform? I have. I have read all of the candidate’s platforms. Have you. How can you honesty support a candidate who still believes in the most extreme form of Ayn Rand’s eco-facsism? How can you support someone who would explicity overturn roe v. wade? It’s in his platform.

Oh, wait. Let me guess… you’re a pothead so pot trumps all.

Who are you by the way, “superlurker?” Anon is fine, but I”m curious as to why you choose to not give your true identity? Are you embarrassed to be commenting here? Why?

I agree with what you said about Clinton, by the way, and would vote for Kucinich over all of the other Dems. He is anti-war and is not a moronic Reaganian plunderer who will take our economy from ruined to ancient history.

Lastly, how do you know Obama has quit smoking again? Do you have a link for that? I knew he quit then started again but didn’t read that he had again stopped.

I’ll talk about this on the next show, if I ever get around to doing it. Thanks for your comments even though you are retarded.

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