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YR702 Cancel Christmas, Ruldolf has been Globally Warmed to Death

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By Madge

Lesbian with food allergies.

23 replies on “YR702 Cancel Christmas, Ruldolf has been Globally Warmed to Death”

I’m not done listening to this show yet, but I loved Norm! It’s great that he’s back. I’m glad you like my good friend Maxipad, she looks like she got a large penis, but he won’t admit it, or let us find out. Asshole. I’m at around 10 minutes and I already love this episode, as per usual. Great job Madge. Have a Happy Hatesgiving!

Don’t worry everyone, a prostitutional amendment was passed today which means in the event that Ruldolf cannot provide contracted services to Santa Industries due to any cause including Global Warming or Death, Madge Weinstein must insert gifts into cunt and deliver to the worlds spoilt white children.

They will overlook certain problems which will likely arise in obtaining assistance in the form of a helping hand from Cheryl Merkowski during this task.

In the event that Madge Weinstein refuses to partake in this task her lyps will be stitched shut so she can no longer share her prolapse with the world.

I got a chuckle outta this. If you stay smokay and end up in the hospice care facility here in Prolapseland, WI (knock on wood) , the hospice center address is as follows (seriously):

Don & Marilyn Anderson HospiceCare Center
5395 E. Cheryl Parkway
Madison, WI
53711

Oh my freakin’ hurtin’ thing… Madge, congratulations on your Seven Hundred and Second show. This is momentus and a testimony to your sheer willpower and fascinating personality.

Great to hear Norm again (and Dame Shirl before she grew bingo wings).

Sorry to hear you’re having trouble with your Leoturd. I’m sure they didn’t release it too soon because having already delayed it as they were too busy playing with their iPhones; I don’t, as a lone developer, have a number of unique and fairly significunt bugs open with Apple; and I’m sure the majority of new features they did get around to adding don’t suck.

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