23 replies on “YR702 Cancel Christmas, Ruldolf has been Globally Warmed to Death”
I’m not done listening to this show yet, but I loved Norm! It’s great that he’s back. I’m glad you like my good friend Maxipad, she looks like she got a large penis, but he won’t admit it, or let us find out. Asshole. I’m at around 10 minutes and I already love this episode, as per usual. Great job Madge. Have a Happy Hatesgiving!
Stupid bitch. Just be glad you get voice mails. WHORE FACE!
I’ve been listening to Norm lately and he’s really great. Missed him from your progrum.
balls
you do what i say, madge! do it! wash that gine!
and how was that melting baby in the sun song better than the one about sticking a finger up a kitty’s butt? a question for the ages…
Don’t worry everyone, a prostitutional amendment was passed today which means in the event that Ruldolf cannot provide contracted services to Santa Industries due to any cause including Global Warming or Death, Madge Weinstein must insert gifts into cunt and deliver to the worlds spoilt white children.
They will overlook certain problems which will likely arise in obtaining assistance in the form of a helping hand from Cheryl Merkowski during this task.
In the event that Madge Weinstein refuses to partake in this task her lyps will be stitched shut so she can no longer share her prolapse with the world.
I’d rather see a lesbian Santa coming up the vents in my house. Knowing Madge, she’d just fart in the return to stink up the whole house.
Whatever. The important thing is that Cheryl is extremely ugly.
🙂
Good show, Madge.
I got a chuckle outta this. If you stay smokay and end up in the hospice care facility here in Prolapseland, WI (knock on wood) , the hospice center address is as follows (seriously):
Don & Marilyn Anderson HospiceCare Center
5395 E. Cheryl Parkway
Madison, WI
53711
Oh my freakin’ hurtin’ thing… Madge, congratulations on your Seven Hundred and Second show. This is momentus and a testimony to your sheer willpower and fascinating personality.
Thank you. It takes another podcaster to appreciate that.
norm augusteeeenus segments used to make me want to go on a killing spree, but this was funny
Not funny – Sounded forced. Kinda like non-consensual rape. Oh, but Norm was funny.
Madge! The ‘Gine is Fine!
Infinitely better than Maholo Daily.
Sorry, I mean Mahalo Daily.
Agreed.
im making u a present
Pregnant?
more like an anal abortion
Hey everybody,
While you wait for the next episode to be posted, go back and listen to episode #699 again!
I really think that episode was under appreciated!
-Luke
Great to hear Norm again (and Dame Shirl before she grew bingo wings).
Sorry to hear you’re having trouble with your Leoturd. I’m sure they didn’t release it too soon because having already delayed it as they were too busy playing with their iPhones; I don’t, as a lone developer, have a number of unique and fairly significunt bugs open with Apple; and I’m sure the majority of new features they did get around to adding don’t suck.
23 replies on “YR702 Cancel Christmas, Ruldolf has been Globally Warmed to Death”
I’m not done listening to this show yet, but I loved Norm! It’s great that he’s back. I’m glad you like my good friend Maxipad, she looks like she got a large penis, but he won’t admit it, or let us find out. Asshole. I’m at around 10 minutes and I already love this episode, as per usual. Great job Madge. Have a Happy Hatesgiving!
Stupid bitch. Just be glad you get voice mails. WHORE FACE!
I’ve been listening to Norm lately and he’s really great. Missed him from your progrum.
balls
you do what i say, madge! do it! wash that gine!
and how was that melting baby in the sun song better than the one about sticking a finger up a kitty’s butt? a question for the ages…
Don’t worry everyone, a prostitutional amendment was passed today which means in the event that Ruldolf cannot provide contracted services to Santa Industries due to any cause including Global Warming or Death, Madge Weinstein must insert gifts into cunt and deliver to the worlds spoilt white children.
They will overlook certain problems which will likely arise in obtaining assistance in the form of a helping hand from Cheryl Merkowski during this task.
In the event that Madge Weinstein refuses to partake in this task her lyps will be stitched shut so she can no longer share her prolapse with the world.
I’d rather see a lesbian Santa coming up the vents in my house. Knowing Madge, she’d just fart in the return to stink up the whole house.
Whatever. The important thing is that Cheryl is extremely ugly.
🙂
Good show, Madge.
I got a chuckle outta this. If you stay smokay and end up in the hospice care facility here in Prolapseland, WI (knock on wood) , the hospice center address is as follows (seriously):
Don & Marilyn Anderson HospiceCare Center
5395 E. Cheryl Parkway
Madison, WI
53711
Oh my freakin’ hurtin’ thing… Madge, congratulations on your Seven Hundred and Second show. This is momentus and a testimony to your sheer willpower and fascinating personality.
Thank you. It takes another podcaster to appreciate that.
norm augusteeeenus segments used to make me want to go on a killing spree, but this was funny
Not funny – Sounded forced. Kinda like non-consensual rape. Oh, but Norm was funny.
Madge! The ‘Gine is Fine!
Infinitely better than Maholo Daily.
Sorry, I mean Mahalo Daily.
Agreed.
im making u a present
Pregnant?
more like an anal abortion
Hey everybody,
While you wait for the next episode to be posted, go back and listen to episode #699 again!
I really think that episode was under appreciated!
-Luke
Great to hear Norm again (and Dame Shirl before she grew bingo wings).
Sorry to hear you’re having trouble with your Leoturd. I’m sure they didn’t release it too soon because having already delayed it as they were too busy playing with their iPhones; I don’t, as a lone developer, have a number of unique and fairly significunt bugs open with Apple; and I’m sure the majority of new features they did get around to adding don’t suck.