YR670 Oh, God. It really hurt.

and stink

and hurt

and prolyps

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23 responses to “YR670 Oh, God. It really hurt.”

  1. Johnny Fingers Avatar
    Johnny Fingers

    I’m sure Mr Zeeche says “Hands Off She’s Mine, Man” and not “Hand’s Off She’s My Man” you are lesbian, you are woman.

    Johnny Fingers

  2. stephen Avatar
    stephen

    Best show in a while. thanks

  3. Mike C Avatar

    The answer to your question is: it’s a kind of high school way of saying “I’m interested.”

    I’m not sure if it will work but it’s kind of awkwardly precious in a way. Have her listen to your show so she can get to know you better. We know what you meant.

    1. Madge Avatar

      What are you talking about? Do you think I remember what I said? Christ.

      1. Mike C Avatar

        It’s the question you asked the audience to answer about your somewhat awkward run in with “T. T.” in the store. You said something to “T. T.” about being “more picky”. It’s nice to see the Widow Weinstein getting back in the saddle again.

        Also, I love that Zeeche rhymed “luna” with “tuna”. He’s good.

  4. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    Madge — I think I heard something on the progrim about looking for record stores in Berlin. Ran across this today

    http://gridskipper.com/travel/berlin/berlins-best-record-stores-296244.php

  5. Chris Weagel Avatar

    The raspberries with the pesticide sting the underside of my tongue. They’re only available in that flavor at my local Kroger, which, incidentally, has one of the nicest public washrooms in this city.

    We all have memories we cherish, don’t we Madge?

  6. Luis Avatar
    Luis

    T.T. is hilarious!

  7. James Avatar

    She probably thought it was odd that someone would say something as random as what you said. I don’t think there is a good or bad way to take it.

    This Mae West record you bought – does it have “Twist and shout?”

  8. justin Avatar
    justin

    Being a crazy person myself, I would take your comment in and process it for a few hours…or days. I would automaticly think that another man talking to me would mean that he wanted to shove it in. I would probably arrive home and think about it some more and think “Why would anyone wanna shove it ME?” Then a day later I’d say, “You dumb fuck! He was flirting with me!” I would then hate myself for about a week for not saying something back to you.

    anyway

    that’s just what i’d do

    being a crazy person and all 😉

  9. Gus Avatar

    LOVED THIS SHOW! It had great music and I loved how you told like 5 stories at once, I love it when you do that.

  10. Steve Avatar

    Betty Walker and Mae West put a big smile on my face (for different reasons) and I love the latest Mr Zeeche.

    Ugh, I hate those stupid, awkward moments where you have one opportunity – just one – to say something to break the ice, only for it to haunt you for days afterwards (and that’s if you’re lucky).

    For me, the irony is that if I weren’t interested in them in the first place, the words that came would be perfectly fine. They might even crack a smile, or something.

    Sigh.

    That said, I just put the pieces together on how Bill would be familiar with her, and, er, yeah.

  11. Rob Usdin Avatar

    What’s up with the Mobil pre-roll ads? Do you approve of them running those on your show?

    –*Rob

    1. Madge Avatar

      no. had i been asked, i would not have.

  12. licoricepirate Avatar

    uhhhhmmmmmm BRING BACK EAT THIS HOT SHOW!

    and/or “cheryl fridays”

    1. Madge Avatar

      bring back nixon

  13. Richard Avatar
    Richard

    Just got caught up on the last three shows, all great as usual. Nice to have Ceven on again. Do keep sharing your record collection. Thanks!

  14. cheryl Avatar

    Love ur show as always honaye. My fave line u sayz was “the aids killed all the gay people with style.” Browkayyyyy.

    My lapse protrudes and bleedz.

  15. cheryl Avatar

    O… and another thang. You wonder why you had such bad gas after eating the fiber1 barz that you felt you were a hollow hole or some shit…farting like crazy.

    HONAYE! Each fiber1 bar has like 9 grams of fiber in it. Times five bars… that is 45 grams of fiber in one “sitting”. Emmm… that is a LOT of fiber. I hope you took pics or vid of your next shit with the fiber1 remnents…cause it must have been HUGEEEEEEEEEEEE.

    Plz forward said pics and vid to my email. ktnx.

  16. dietary guidance n' junk Avatar
    dietary guidance n’ junk

    just eat less VOLUME of food!

    and suck down some:
    http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/9950/lactulose20imagewq7.jpg

    2 keep ur turdz moovin n groovin.

  17. Oblivion Avatar

    How sweet, Madge is socially awkward. Who knew. (Seriously, one of the best shows of yours I’ve heard).

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