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YR670 Oh, God. It really hurt.

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By Madge

Lesbian with food allergies.

23 replies on “YR670 Oh, God. It really hurt.”

I’m sure Mr Zeeche says “Hands Off She’s Mine, Man” and not “Hand’s Off She’s My Man” you are lesbian, you are woman.

Johnny Fingers

The answer to your question is: it’s a kind of high school way of saying “I’m interested.”

I’m not sure if it will work but it’s kind of awkwardly precious in a way. Have her listen to your show so she can get to know you better. We know what you meant.

It’s the question you asked the audience to answer about your somewhat awkward run in with “T. T.” in the store. You said something to “T. T.” about being “more picky”. It’s nice to see the Widow Weinstein getting back in the saddle again.

Also, I love that Zeeche rhymed “luna” with “tuna”. He’s good.

The raspberries with the pesticide sting the underside of my tongue. They’re only available in that flavor at my local Kroger, which, incidentally, has one of the nicest public washrooms in this city.

We all have memories we cherish, don’t we Madge?

She probably thought it was odd that someone would say something as random as what you said. I don’t think there is a good or bad way to take it.

This Mae West record you bought – does it have “Twist and shout?”

Being a crazy person myself, I would take your comment in and process it for a few hours…or days. I would automaticly think that another man talking to me would mean that he wanted to shove it in. I would probably arrive home and think about it some more and think “Why would anyone wanna shove it ME?” Then a day later I’d say, “You dumb fuck! He was flirting with me!” I would then hate myself for about a week for not saying something back to you.

anyway

that’s just what i’d do

being a crazy person and all 😉

Betty Walker and Mae West put a big smile on my face (for different reasons) and I love the latest Mr Zeeche.

Ugh, I hate those stupid, awkward moments where you have one opportunity – just one – to say something to break the ice, only for it to haunt you for days afterwards (and that’s if you’re lucky).

For me, the irony is that if I weren’t interested in them in the first place, the words that came would be perfectly fine. They might even crack a smile, or something.

Sigh.

That said, I just put the pieces together on how Bill would be familiar with her, and, er, yeah.

Just got caught up on the last three shows, all great as usual. Nice to have Ceven on again. Do keep sharing your record collection. Thanks!

O… and another thang. You wonder why you had such bad gas after eating the fiber1 barz that you felt you were a hollow hole or some shit…farting like crazy.

HONAYE! Each fiber1 bar has like 9 grams of fiber in it. Times five bars… that is 45 grams of fiber in one “sitting”. Emmm… that is a LOT of fiber. I hope you took pics or vid of your next shit with the fiber1 remnents…cause it must have been HUGEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Plz forward said pics and vid to my email. ktnx.

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