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Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Sometimes I don’t wear my brassiere and I let my tits hang out.
I got a flyer with my anti-depressants that say my meds might make me kill myself.
Remember when Joan Rivers made fun of her husband before he killed himself?
I’m getting really good at eating yogurt.
My dirty dishes look like Cheryl‘s vagina.
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I think anti-depressants can lead to suicide because they first make you aware of your depression.
Ryan Hanson from Podtech sent me a gorgeous San Fransisco tie-died t shirt.
Amy Abdu also sent me a present.
Reliving meat sodomy from my past.
I make fun of my own religion.
I had dinner with David Cerda and Bill Hadad. David lent me some camp movies.
David has restless leg syndrome, cyatica (?), and acid reflux. Cyatica’s great because you get to complain about it all the time.
Four reasons to get Sirius: Richard Simmons, Howard Stern, Playboy Channel, and me.
I’ve started eating Greek yogurt called fagola.
Cheryl is a definite maybe for Podcamp in New York.
How to make yogurt.
Trader Joe’s sells pomegranate, thank god.
I love blueberries.
I need a pro-active agent who gets me.
How the fuck can you be named Scooter? He’s a Yale weirdo.
Voicemail from Nurse Wonky.
Voicemail from the General Ledger.
Voicemail from a woman with a scary squeaky voice.
Why is it that I always have jobs where I’m paid to be stupid?
A voicemail where someone almost mentions some confidential things.
Weight Watchers meetings.
I play a clip from Millie’s Yiddish Class.
The only people who care about North Side vs. South Side in Chicago are the South Siders.
The New York Times is a piece of shit.
My favorite tech website: Virgin Trekker (?- Ed.)
Looking at Democracy Now.
The Bush administration is firing US Attorneys, which damages the judiciary branch.
Go see Outfoxed.
Cockburn.
A US army soldier refused to fight in the war and now he’s under arrest.
Our retarded policty with Iran’s uranium enrichment.
People complain about the government but then don’t keep informed on what’s going on.
George W’s first cousin Billy Bush is an entertainment reporter.
Educate yourselves.
Bicycle Mark‘s been doing a really great job on Eclectic News Brief.
I’m thinking about streamlining Eclectic News Brief.
My reaction to Bush’s statement about our “progress” in Iraq.
You pussy reporters need to get a backbone.
The US isn’t going to seek a seat on the UN human rights counsel.
The ACLU is filing a suit against the US on teh behalf of immigrant children detained in Texas.
You shouldn’t privatize institutions that can take away our freedoms, like prisons and the military.
21 replies on “YR556 Hesse Knish – Long old skool show for your mother with stinkhair and BC”
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Madge, You ROCK my world. Love the new site look!
Thank Daim Fagelhorm who made the graphic!
What did I burn… hmm.. was trying to cook sweet rice (arroz doce) and somehow it burned really fast… plus I may have been watching some hot kankle tech-porn.
Tell Cheryl is she comes to NYC she can meet me.. a very rare oppertunity.
I’m pretty sure it was a soup and not rice.
man, this show definetely rocked!! FUNNY AS HELL! intimate, quirky, sweet, and jam-packed of jewey tourettish insanity!!
damn.. just finished listening.. the correctional facility scam was very scary
I would like to see a big fat bloated lesbian through the apartment windows at night, THAT’S WHO!!!
🙂
That Wellbutrin shit is scary. The first time I tried it, it was like the first time I ever tried speed… And unfortunately I had a meeting with my then-boss concerning my future at the company. As the weeks went on, I had regular, sudden dizzy spells that lasted long after I stopped taking them.
At least it doesn’t make one gain weight, though.
The anti-depressants I was on did make you gain weight, which is not good. Also, tired, thirsty, trembling and sweaty. Really fucking appealing.
I guess they were better than the alternative, which was wanting to throw my boss out of the 8th floor window. Happy days.
Anyway, great show Madge. I particularly enjoyed the Yiddish and you going on.
I also like it that Matt Blendturd put Virgin Tracker not Version Tracker in the show notes. A list of fresh virgins every day, what could be better.
Do you smoke?
If you were asking me if I smoke, I was smoking back then. Do you think that had something to do with the dizziness?
Yes. I had problems when I was on WB while smoking too. My shrink says it’s definitely a bad interaction and that people shouldn’t smoke on WB.
Like your show, first heard you on sirius.
You didn’t try a natural version of wellbutrin that worked. What’d you try? sam-e, non standarnized herbs and vagina lotion. I’m medication resistant and use 1-2 GRAMS of fish oil daily with success. If you keep searching you may find a natural alternative to wellbutrin.
If I fail to take fish oil and lecithin, depression comes back much slower than if i stop meds. That alone is a safer reason to go the natural route.
You bitch about privatized contrators for war and prisons, yet the privatized medical complex is feeding YOU poison.
Moron,
Sam-E landed me a week in the psych ward of a mental hospital. Modern Medicine saved my ass. If you had syphillis, wouuld you just let it kill you or would you take a shot of penicillin that the evil Big Pharma made to control you?
You, stick to fish!
Love,Madge
Dear Deformed Sirgical Cuntlip
Sam-e isn’t a natural path by far. Depression is basically a nutritional deficiency propelled by bad habits. Nice to know you were a guinea pig that landed in bellvue, glad to know you are brave enough to warn others.
you drank the brain busting koolaid by advertising your podcast for wellbutrin, welcome to the damaged brain club, ssri’s make you resistant to Natural Paths, goodbye lie swiller, hold on i feel a swirl coming on for you, good radio though
thank you, Modern Medicine, our new lesbian cuntlickamatic god
The only thing I warn people against is peopple who would judge someone else’s mental state via a podcast blog.
Quote your source for
“Depression is basically a nutritional deficiency propelled by bad habits. “
Oh, and P.S. You are obviously mentally disabled since you listen to my show at midnight on Sirius. Only nut cases and truckers listen to talk radio in the middle of the night.
You’re stupid.
Don’t want to be too personal, but here I go:
Are you bipolar?
The only reason I ask is that my dad is and sometimes you remind me of him, although he says “cunt” a LOT less than you.
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