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YR556 Hesse Knish – Long old skool show for your mother with stinkhair and BC


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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Sometimes I don’t wear my brassiere and I let my tits hang out.

I got a flyer with my anti-depressants that say my meds might make me kill myself.

Remember when Joan Rivers made fun of her husband before he killed himself?

I’m getting really good at eating yogurt.

My dirty dishes look like Cheryl‘s vagina.

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I think anti-depressants can lead to suicide because they first make you aware of your depression.

Ryan Hanson from Podtech sent me a gorgeous San Fransisco tie-died t shirt.

Matt Blender.

Amy Abdu also sent me a present.

Reliving meat sodomy from my past.

I make fun of my own religion.

I had dinner with David Cerda and Bill Hadad. David lent me some camp movies.

David has restless leg syndrome, cyatica (?), and acid reflux. Cyatica’s great because you get to complain about it all the time.

Four reasons to get Sirius: Richard Simmons, Howard Stern, Playboy Channel, and me.

I’ve started eating Greek yogurt called fagola.

Cheryl is a definite maybe for Podcamp in New York.

How to make yogurt.

Trader Joe’s sells pomegranate, thank god.

I love blueberries.

I need a pro-active agent who gets me.

How the fuck can you be named Scooter? He’s a Yale weirdo.

Voicemail from Nurse Wonky.

Voicemail from the General Ledger.

Voicemail from a woman with a scary squeaky voice.

Why is it that I always have jobs where I’m paid to be stupid?

A voicemail where someone almost mentions some confidential things.

Weight Watchers meetings.

I play a clip from Millie’s Yiddish Class.

The only people who care about North Side vs. South Side in Chicago are the South Siders.

The New York Times is a piece of shit.

My favorite tech website: Virgin Trekker (?- Ed.)

Looking at Democracy Now.

The Bush administration is firing US Attorneys, which damages the judiciary branch.

Go see Outfoxed.

Cockburn.

A US army soldier refused to fight in the war and now he’s under arrest.

Our retarded policty with Iran’s uranium enrichment.

People complain about the government but then don’t keep informed on what’s going on.

George W’s first cousin Billy Bush is an entertainment reporter.

Educate yourselves.

Bicycle Mark‘s been doing a really great job on Eclectic News Brief.

I’m thinking about streamlining Eclectic News Brief.

My reaction to Bush’s statement about our “progress” in Iraq.

You pussy reporters need to get a backbone.

The US isn’t going to seek a seat on the UN human rights counsel.

The ACLU is filing a suit against the US on teh behalf of immigrant children detained in Texas.

You shouldn’t privatize institutions that can take away our freedoms, like prisons and the military.

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Beltway Brainwash

I find absolutely no creditability in people who always take the party line, whether democrat, republican or whatever.

How can someone actually defend Clinton’s horrible record on gay rights?

What Halitosis failed to mention is that his biggest anti-gay act was also an anti human act and is the reason I did not vote for him to have a second term: He fired Surgeon General Jocyln Elders. Clinton wilted to fundamentalists lobbying to fire her because she wanted to give out condoms in school to prevent AIDS. Think of the lives that could have saved if we actually educated our kids about AIDS in a reasonable way.

Atrocious writes:

“So any gay Republican who has a problem that we haven’t had any great gay rights successes at the federal level in 12 years need go only in search of the nearest mirror in order to find who’s to blame. “

The way that he ASSuMEs that anyone who agrees with the above statement proves that he is seeing it all in black and white. Typical of people who are stuck in the NYtimes, lib-blogger echo chamber.

I didn’t read a peep from Mentholyptis when that uterus democrat Feinstein and Biden tried to make net broadcasts/podcasts subject to pay protection money to the RIAA. You’d think he would stand up for fellow citizen journalists. Nope. Can’t say anything bad about a Democrat.

I’m sorry but this way of thinking is very 90’s and very retarded. Government and politics are about principles, despite the constant repetition by pretty much everyone in this country that “all politicians are corrupt.” That’s bullshit.

People who have principles stick up for principles, not people.

Clinton did some good things and some bad things. I happen to think that the bad outweigh the good. And I am a far left democrat.

Oh, and by the way, Mr. Expialidocious, We gay people do not bear the burden of having to prove why we should have the exact same rights as straight people have in the consitution. Yes, we have to fight for it, but nobody and I mean nobody has the right to blame gays, no matter which of the broad spectrum of political parties (not really) he/she chooses.

Not even you are to blame, Mr. Precocious.