March 1, 2007 – Yeast Radio

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

I’m driving around listening to a Cheryl impersonator on the radio.

I talked about my medication with my psychiatrist.

Check out David Cerda on Insane Films.

Mayor Daley won the election. It was another scandal, as usual.

I bought a new frying pan.

I’m a lesbian so I did some home improvements.

Ikea is an amazing place with the Chinese slaves making the shit.

Driving by an adult toy store.

Did you know most people are dead?

DAVID CERDA HAS RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME AND ACID REFLUX.

My middle name: REVEALED!

I bought Trotsky a big Snoopy sex doll.

Wicked was so good. I’m going to see The Color Purple soon, too.

The Windy City Times is the biggest newspaper in the midwest.

I went clothes shopping but I didn’t like it because I’m a lesbian.

David Cerda wore purple like a lesbian would.

I don’t know what’s going on with the Sirius/XM merger but I think it would be a good thing.

I’m going to Podcamp and I’m going to see Wanda Wisdom and Mikeypod and Grizelda.

Who the fuck cares about Britney Spears?

Chicago: Lower Wacker and Upper Wacker.

Dave Calderbank sent me a phone sexxx mix.

I watched the Twilight Zone.

From Freedom to Fascism: the guy creates a pretty decent argument if you’re a moron.

Chicago’s skyline is beautiful but the individual buildings are ugly.

The Sears Tower building is ugly, like Cheryl.

Everybody’s wasting electricity everywhere.

Junkmail’s a waste, too.

My psychiatrist said people only use 16% of their brains.

David Cerda said my show’s weird.

Sometimes I wonder if things work because we think they do.

Cabdrivers pee in cups. That’s why they smell like urine.

Soon I’ll be thin enough to go to the gym again.

A guy at my Weight Watchers meeting lost 100 pounds.

Wanda Wisdom is getting all skinny and now she has loose skin.

Singing a song about Andy Melton.

Everyone’s going to be thin now but me.

Berbacia: I need you to make a password for me on your website.

Have you ever associated a memory with a fart?