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YR552: THE VAGINA IS OPEN AND WET SO IT’S TIME TO MOVE IT ON IN, HON2THENAY!

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Eclectic News Brief: now in HD.

If you don’t understand technology, get fucked.

Leave me audio contents at 206-888-CUNT.

Grey’s Anatomy jumped the shark.

Trotsky had a giant erection recently.

I’m trying not to play music on my show.

The news is terrible.

I listened to Democracy Now and habeas corpus killed human rights.

Steve Jobs is a prick.

Farting.

My cunt stinks.

I can’t eat an apple without being afraid there’s a razor blade in it.

Wanda Wisdom is skinny now. She’s the Star Jones of queercasting.

I’m confused by Matt Burgess’ and Mr. Zeeche’s geographies.

Eat the Press sucks.

What’s with all this talk about the different candidates?

I ate ice cream and oatmeal today.

All we’re hearing about is the future presidential candidates. Meanwhile we hear nothing about the war in Iraq or Josh Wolf.

The media is getting weaker and weaker.

Getting perspective.

I change my mind a lot and that’s okay.

A lot of things are the results of mistakes. Like evolution and Cheryl.

Feeding the vagina.

Watch or listen to Democracy Now.

Information Clearing House and Mother Jones are also good ones. Also Associated Press.

Mayor Daley came to my building to give a speech.

Think for yourself.

Matt Blender.

I have no friends and I’m fat.

Peter Mavrik.

Go see Caged Dames if you’re in Chicago.

Also give money to Hell in a Handbag Productions so they can take Caged Dames to the Fringe Festival.

Wanda Wisdom think she all that but I lost 9.4 total pounds. I’m officially no longer obese. I’m just overweight now.

By Madge

Lesbian with food allergies.

12 replies on “YR552: THE VAGINA IS OPEN AND WET SO IT’S TIME TO MOVE IT ON IN, HON2THENAY!”

That was a great fart. I smelled it all the way in Pannusea!

I think all the kids of today care about are headlines. Someone should do a podcast with just headlines, no longer than a minute, then have something catchy at the end!

I will hopefully be overweight soon. I’ve been taking the dog walking.

It’s the beans that make that fart. Quick, copyright it before Sh-rill Merkowski steals your patent.

“Hang on a minute,” said Al Gore in shock, pausing to take a swig of Coke. “Anal eruptions are a major cause of ozone depletion. Mad Wine Stain, you, along with the cows, should be ashamed of yourself!”

Wow Madge is back! The real Madge. I had been wondering about the loss of political cuntversation as I am a whote who has NO time for the news to make me even more depressed.

I like when Madge rants about current topics. It makes me actually care, sometimes.

OK, the farts aren’t so bad. The sniffinf is gross. Reminds me of Beavis & Butthead. Hey you & Cheryl kind of look like those 2.

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