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Shownotes by Matt Blender.
I called in sick for the week.
GLAAD has publicly condemned Shirley Q. Liquor. I want your thoughts on this.
I’m pathetic.
My condolences to h whose cat passed away.
One of the main reasons why I started podcasting.
Cheryl‘s being a whore and taking out all her problems on me.
Is it true that Anna Nicole is dead?
Berbacia wants to do a tribute show to Anna Nicole and Gussy.
Ms. Bailey clips.
Pay attention to the Blackwater hearings.
We lesbians go through phases.
Wal-Mart has recently supported universal healthcare.
Private companies exist to make money, but then you have a problem when these companies start profiting from war.
You like to get fucked.
Cheryl is an ugly attention-seeking whore and she’s disgusting.
I’m turning 58 on March 30th and I want a Ranilio Silvia machine for my birthday.
And as an extra bonus Birthday present: the Rancilio Rocky coffee grinder.
Thank you, Marcus Couch, for the DAT player.
Music.
Ten-year-old Yeast clips mix.
dickshits
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Screw GLADD.
We gotta get over this total PC stuff and race is funny damnit.
Sterotypes can be funny and as long as you are not just hating it is all good.
And screw that NBA player who came out after his career was over that they praise.
Just my opnion and like assholes we all have one.
So were you guys freebasing Ibuprofen or what?
hey all –
if you are interested in the “Madge’s B-day Fund” contact me at [email protected] 🙂
(do you think this is stealthy enough?)
Maybe you played a different one than you thought you were going to? I thought this was going to be you all whacked out on the drugs, but it seemed more like a decaf-fuelled visit with friends looking at photos. Not complaining, I liked trying to imagine faces, the room, what’s playing on the VCR (teehee), but it didn’t sound very “druggie.”
That was hi-larious. “I could watch that whole fucking movie like that.” LOL. Love the occasional sound of the lighter, too. Sensational.
I am not pathetic. The fuck.
GLADD is useless. Useless.
But even a broken wristwatch (which I invented and none of you have ever thanked me for) is right twice a day.
GLADD is right on this one.
This is long. Its my Shirley Q.
I watched “Roseanne” for years and years. As much as her TV family looked like my family at home.. I understood that much of the show was ironic. I was 14 while that show was on, and I got that.
I understood that my family watched “Roseanne” and that we fought sometimes and that my relatives watched “The Cosby show” and that for me, it was torture to visit their house.
They never talked “real” to each other.
As an adult, I could never relate to “Will and Grace” … I laugh when I watch it – but after the show is over… I feel worse about myself.
When I watch Shirley, I laugh. And when the show is over … I am full of ideas and questions. After I watch Shirley Q. I am left feeling better about myself.
Has every one seen the Shirley Q.. with Cunt-a-lesbian rice? TOOO FUNNY FOR WORDS
I worked for a Half Way House in Chicago for a short period. The clients were Homeless Drag Queen Prostitutes. Holla.
Well, much of the grant money went for admin salary, partys, trips, retreats etc. Acual donations of food, clothing, transport, housing etc. went to the clients.
My point is, admin never wanted to get too close to getting their hands dirty yet, they were all about discovering, discussing and writing a grant to alleviate the problem. Sadly, I am finding that Project AngelFood in LA is much the same. Why spend office cash to order out when the kitchen is preparing 2000 delicious, nutrient rich meals for the clients?
GLAAD is a Republican biased “how do I fit in” so they don’t call me FAG anymore organization. Their Grand Awards Ceremony is yet another opportunity to spend dollars which could be used for the cause, to pat each other on the Hugo Boss back. I know, I worked as a waitress for the one last year. In many ways, GLAAD is no better than Bush. Just a thought. Now eat it!
B!
Discuss: The only people who hate Shirley Q are spineless guilt-ridden white people who are take everything on face value because they’re stupid.
Am I right Berbacia? Lisa Lampanelli gets the same criticism. Don’t these people get what comedians like Shirley and Lisa are trying to do?
Holla Back: I like to call it Unelightened. A sterile lack of creativity. If they took a moment to actually look someone in the eye, they would see the irony. And in some schools, such as Northwestern Ubiversity, they call it Oral History, the passing along of stories that recreate a cultures history. Odd things that we african americans say, and do, repeated back in Oral History, is truly like food for our soul. Challa!
That same history used as an oppressive vice, is another story.
But, wait. What about Ms. O’Donnell trashing our patron saint, Ms. Anna Nicole, just days before her demise?
Pop it!
B!
What does GLAAD and racism have in common? Black trash bags? They’re not racist, they have white trash bags as well.
Read!
B!
who sings that song, and what is the title?
and this episode is like a trip back to 1997, talking about vcr’s and surround sound (lol) i love how at about 53:40 its like one convo in the right channel and another in the left
All I know is I found it interesting to hear Richard describe the blossoming 1997 internet.
Loved the Erotica audio. Do you know where I can see the video of it you mentioned?
I have no idea.
I can’t add your feed to Feedburner. How I do this?
Where to buy rohypnol….
Buy rohypnol. Where to buy rohypnol….