Month: February 2007

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Eclectic News Brief: now in HD.

If you don’t understand technology, get fucked.

Leave me audio contents at 206-888-CUNT.

Grey’s Anatomy jumped the shark.

Trotsky had a giant erection recently.

I’m trying not to play music on my show.

The news is terrible.

I listened to Democracy Now and habeas corpus killed human rights.

Steve Jobs is a prick.

Farting.

My cunt stinks.

I can’t eat an apple without being afraid there’s a razor blade in it.

Wanda Wisdom is skinny now. She’s the Star Jones of queercasting.

I’m confused by Matt Burgess’ and Mr. Zeeche’s geographies.

Eat the Press sucks.

What’s with all this talk about the different candidates?

I ate ice cream and oatmeal today.

All we’re hearing about is the future presidential candidates. Meanwhile we hear nothing about the war in Iraq or Josh Wolf.

The media is getting weaker and weaker.

Getting perspective.

I change my mind a lot and that’s okay.

A lot of things are the results of mistakes. Like evolution and Cheryl.

Feeding the vagina.

Watch or listen to Democracy Now.

Information Clearing House and Mother Jones are also good ones. Also Associated Press.

Mayor Daley came to my building to give a speech.

Think for yourself.

Matt Blender.

I have no friends and I’m fat.

Peter Mavrik.

Go see Caged Dames if you’re in Chicago.

Also give money to Hell in a Handbag Productions so they can take Caged Dames to the Fringe Festival.

Wanda Wisdom think she all that but I lost 9.4 total pounds. I’m officially no longer obese. I’m just overweight now.

I WILL KILL HER!

She say she 18 but I think she diselexis.

her new blog

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Oops.

on the phone. Lots of hate for the Riyuls.

CHeryl’s web site
Wanda Wisdumb’s web site
That is real shit tech’s web site with a default ATOM feed.

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Berbacia and I have a deeper than usual discussion about my vagina and her corn extravaganza in Vegas.

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tired and annoyed

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Retarded Whore Galore

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vagenis
Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Mr. Zeech song: Mama Never Told Me.

Skypes call with Cheryl.

I call Cheryl while she’s at the library.

Wanda Wisdom lost 20 pounds of water weight and now she think she all that.

I’ve been losing weight lately too. Snap!

It was blizzarding out and my hands almost became frostbitten. But at least I left the house.

Checking my box.

Sharon from Tampon is a whore.

Best voicemail of all time: Melissa from Whorecast reads me a vintage dirty poemme.

I got a parking ticket and the city’s ripping me off now.

I smell shit.

Say no to Mayor Daley.

Voicemail from a second-rate Cheryl stand-in.

Music.

You ever get reefer flashbacks?

Leave me voicemail at 206-888-CUNT.

Vagemite.

Roger Smalls voicemail about soldiers.

Special Delivery Mark sent me a picture of his shit.

Roger Smalls makes my album art.

Hows the Windows Vista?

Bill Streeter leaves a voicemail about Berbacia Clemmons.

Matt Blender voicemail.

Voicemail: Steve Harris tells me to get fucked.

All I eat now is chicken breast.

Enough with the self-pity. I need to move on.

I ran into two crackwhores recently.

Voicemail: Andy Melton lost an inch of fat. But he still has 64 inches of waist.

Penny Ping Chang immitator leaves a voicemail.

206-888-CUNT or email voicemails to me at [email protected].

I edited out a personal message.

If I accidentally didn’t play your voicemail, then let me know.

When I run out of material, I keep going. Me and Wanda Wisdom are like that.

How come Wanda Wisdom hasn’t put me in Lavender Magazine?

Only gay men go to Weight Watchers.

Congratulations on losing the chinfat, Andy Melton.

Making fresh spinach. But I’m still fat and depressed.

Keep it podsafe, people.

I love the pomegranates.

Sticking avacados in my vagina.

I love that Walmart wants national healthcare.

I need to watch more Grey’s Anatomy.

I like tumeric.

Popping pills.

Cost Plus has the best polenta.

Brian Place is collecting money for my birthday. Email him for details at [email protected] .

Can someone fix my car for free?

I need tupperware.

I call Cheryl and we start yelling.

Cheryl‘s freezing her lapse off while she’s waiting for the bus.

Cheryl posted a new video.

Trying to figure out technical stuff with Cheryl.

They’re making a bullshit excuse to go after Iran next.

I watch Cheryl‘s video. She taped herself flushing her own shit and blood.

What was Cheryl doing at the library?

Some asshole reporter wrote a cover story for the New York times. This is the same reporter who wrote about Iraq and the WMDs.

Cheryl hangs up.

My take on the homophobic “candy bar X” commercial controversy.

I still protest Youtube. Fuck Youtube. They defecate on Free Speech.

I don’t support the Grey’s Anatomy ban.

My take on Ana Nicole Smith’s death.

Bush Imagine mashup.

Disco.

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Just for CHERILL- a music mix for the whole show.