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Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Get fucked.
The reason why there used to be so much background noise on these podcasts.
Some good news and some bad news about my body odor.
Turds.
Pomegranates.
Grizelda’s vaginal yeastathon?
Cheryl is in a shame spiral.
I try to call Shishaldin.
I’m getting weighed again tomorrow. I gained weight at the last weigh-in.
My one friend has more teeth stories but I don’t want to hear it.
I don’t like to get the cancer.
Rank seeds. Rank vagina.
The origin of the word “cunt.”
How’s Andy Melton doing on his diet?
Leave me voicemail at 206-888-CUNT or email me mp3’s at [email protected]
Sleepy on my anti-depressions.
I liked the prolap.se suggestions on my voicemail.
Vaginal fins.
I used to manage a grrl band.
Ethel Merman used to be my lover.
Did they ever put a little camera up someone’s ass and tape it?
Trotsky likes fruit. But he’s not gay.
Who has time for pomegranates?
They’re the most interesting fruit.
My birthday is coming up in March. Send me a big pomegranate.
Roger Smalls fingering a mouse.
Disgusting pornography I watched for my research.
Ragan Fox: America’s Next Top Bottom.
Amy Abdu.
I hate iTunes.
Steve Jobs is getting sued in some country.
Please send me the links to broken websites.
Scoble is copying me.
Since you, my audience, didn’t send me voicemail, then you can all get fucked.
Sign up on podshow.com and be my Podshow friend and also give me a good rating on iTunes.
You all don’t have the common decency to leave me an audio comment.
Audio punishment commences.
Why I’m on the outs with Calli Lewis.
22 replies on “YR530 No Voice Mails? Punishment is SEVERE!”
I liked those chanting women… really interesting. I like it when you play Bjork in those mash up things, too… I just can’t take a whole lot of it.
well, mary, there’s nothing stopping you from pressing the stop button, is tehere?
I press the fast forward button.
oh fuck….not more god damn mashups. MARY…… get over the music shit already. CHRIST……. ssssssssssrrrrrrsssssly.. HATE U OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get fucked.
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GOOD JERB! A+++
Punishment?
That was one of your best shows yet Madge!
Luke (sexyer1),
Melbourne, Australia
There’s a bunch of old, old videos on Insane Films that have broken links. The Cuntcession speech, I’ve been wanting to re-watch, re-watch and re-watch. I loved that one so much. There were also a bunch of old ones that I’ve tried downloading and they didn’t work. I think they were on your .MAC account.
Is Cali Clewis’ show all about Apple? Or stuff she sees on Digg.cum. What a stupid fucking bitch.
Can we have some Penny Pen Chang?
Andy- please give me the exact links to the PAGES with the broken links!
Okie Dokie.
Madge, I experienced lethargy from anti-depressants as well. Have you tried taking it at bedtime instead of the morning? Maybe it’ll help you circumvent those side effects.
My doctor told me the same after I cuntplained. It was much better – slept really well, out like a light.
I’m overusing the word turd. Right. Should I switch to the word “prolapse” instead?
How about rose?
However, I quite like “Melturd.”
Even with the horrible punishment (it really was) I enjoyed this show and thought the music was great.
dearest madge
i’ve sent you lots of voice mails, but you never play them, honaye!! so i just stopped sending them to your cunt-line!!
Justin– How are you sending them to me? I havn’t gotten them.
I used the 206-888-CUNT line.
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