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YR526 Love Notes to Fatty

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

New Mr. Zeeche song: “The Who is You.”

Berbacia calls in.

Bill Streeter *IS* Star Jones.

My friend said the audience was hostile during The Color Purple musical.

Christiaan Huygens called Berbacia a blackface act.

Berbacia has a special announcement about Oprah.

Nate Berkus is implicated in this major announcement.

Berbacia’s on a new diet of vegetables and greens.

I call out Berbacia on her Oprah claim.

Berbacia got into a key fight with Gayle King.

Star Jones ate Gayle King.

R.I.P. Gayle King.

Berbacia hasn’t seen a lot of action lately.

Star Jones was wearing a pirate eyepatch.

I whored from a little bird that Berbacia and Star Jones were extras on Knot’s Landing.

I reveal my source.

Weird Jewish nicknames.

Berbacia is under involuntary lockdown.

Berbacia talks about Top Model.

Berbacia sings some Benny Benassi.

Berbacia and I do a dramatic re-enactment of an hot, very erotic story written by Roger Smalls.

I will post the rest of my conversation with Berbacia on Yeast 2.

Check out Berbacia’s Myspace Page.

Comments

20 responses to “YR526 Love Notes to Fatty”

  1. Flatobacia Avatar
    Flatobacia

    Please please PLEASE have Berbacia as a regular guest on your show. PLEASE!

    Reply
    1. Berbacia Clemons Avatar
      Berbacia Clemons

      Baaaby, I’m not Madge but, from your lips to the Lesbians Ears.

      Keep it Movin’, Keep it HOT!
      Love You!
      Big Burly B!

      Reply
      1. Madge Avatar
        Madge

        I have said it before. Berbacia is welcum on my show ANY TIME!

        Reply
  2. Christiaan Huygens Avatar
    Christiaan Huygens

    I think it is a stretch to call me a “hater” Madge Weinstein. I am a big fan who doesn’t like the blackface bit.

    “Hater” is PR spin. And no one denies you are a master at public relations.

    Lesbians are excellent at media manipulation. . .

    Reply
    1. Madge Avatar
      Madge

      Yes you is.

      Reply
      1. Christiaan Huygens Avatar
        Christiaan Huygens

        No I isn’t. Trust me, if I was a hater there would be no doubt.

        It can, however, be arranged for a small fee.

        Reply
        1. Berbacia Clemons Avatar
          Berbacia Clemons

          I am not white.
          How am me, Big B doing “Blackface?”
          love u.

          Reply
  3. Matt Turdress Avatar
    Matt Turdress

    God, she’s so amazing. Love the Oprah/Gayle story. That “giver-feeder” scene almost made me puke.

    Also, Berbacia, as a black woman, what do you think of Shirley Q. Liquor? So many people are currently going apeshit over her.

    Reply
    1. Berbacia Clemons Avatar
      Berbacia Clemons

      Shirley Q. Liquor saved mah life during Katrina.
      We both floated for 4 days on a makeshift raft of “I can’t believe it’s not butter” until FEMA arrived. Love you, Shirley!!
      luv U Mat

      Reply
      1. Christiaan Huygens Avatar
        Christiaan Huygens

        Fry the chicken. . .

        Reply
      2. Madge Avatar
        Madge

        I heard the raft was *Star Jones*

        Reply
        1. Berbacia Clemons Avatar
          Berbacia Clemons

          Possibly, seemed like “I can’t believe it’s not butter” was tightly held together with a thinly sliced film of Botox. It also had on some Jeans from The Limited, Express, of course, and we applied Preparation H under it’s eyelids for the bags.

          Reply
    2. Madge Avatar
      Madge

      Miz B., as an OVAHWEIGHT woman, what do you think of Big Shirl?

      Reply
      1. Berbacia Clemons Avatar
        Berbacia Clemons

        She could cook a MEAN adult Hamburger!
        “What’s Happenin’ Now!”
        Get it!
        TB (Tenancious B!)

        Reply
  4. Christiaan Huygens Avatar
    Christiaan Huygens

    Madge. Why does San Francisco have so many homosexuals and New Orleans have so many American-Africans?

    Answer: Because San Francisco had first choice! LOL!!!

    Reply
    1. Matt Blender Avatar
      Matt Blender

      That is racist. Or something.

      Reply
      1. Berbacia Clemons Avatar
        Berbacia Clemons

        WELL, YEAH, “Something” is like, really like, out of this WORLD, like on like, ah, YEAH, SATURN!! CAST IT!!That’s the biggest, coolest place, like, yeah, ya’ know, like, QUENTIN. Oh yeah, now, I get it, QUENTIN CRISP, WASABI CRISP’ BROTHER!!!! WHO MOVED MY MONOCLE AND WALKING STICK!!
        Live the Dream Matt, in spite of them being everywhere:-)
        Unbridled Love!
        B!

        Reply
      2. Christiaan Huygens Avatar
        Christiaan Huygens

        Matt,

        It’s not racist if it’s art or sarcasm.

        And Saturn is #1 Grade A Prime Berbacia

        Reply
        1. Berbacia Clemons Avatar
          Berbacia Clemons

          “Whatchu Talkin’ bout Willis?”

          Reply
  5. Richard Bluestein’s Weblog » Blog Archive » Sirius Shows for Week of 02/05/07

    […] Sirius Shows for Week of 02/05/07 Monday, 02/05/07 YR526 Show Link: http://syphill.us/sirius/weekof020507/yr526sirius.mp3 Blog Link: http://yeastradio.podshow.com/?p=987 Synopsis: Berbacia Clemons comes on the show to tell her about her sparkling new romance with ‘Her Man’, Oprah and how Gail tried to attack Berbacia with a big wad of keys. Wednesday 02/07/07 YR527 (part one) Show Link: blog Link:http://yeastradio.podshow.com/?p=988 Synopsis: A certain douchebag clandestinely affiliated with me has been going around (on TWIT) saying net neutrality is a bad thing. Madge discusses this item. Also, some old Jewish comedy routines from the sixties. Saturday 02/10/06 YR527 (part b – remix of TWIT/TWAT) Show Link:http://syphill.us/sirius/weekof020507/yr527Bmixsirius.mp3 Blog Link: http://yeastradio.podshow.com/?p=988 Synopsis: More on the ridiculous discussion about net neutrality on TWIT but mixed in with some rap/punk/gay/insane music. Also, a retarded girl sings opera. […]

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