Shownotes by Matt Blender.
Really really long show turday with Ryls and Andy Melturd and Dace.
Care-los makes a retraction on yesturday’s progrum regarding the Creative Commons.
Ryls comes on.
Someone stole a line from Ryls.
What Care-los wants turd doo turd Cheryl‘s prolap.se.
Care-los thinks Cheryl’s show sucks.
I had a Viactiv.
Cheryl called Shishaldin a whore.
Carelos wants to flagellate Cheryl with her prolap.se.
I read about the Pips or something.
Cheryl‘s prolap.se is dry and rubbery.
Cheryl wants turd know about my urethra.
Cheryl saw a real emotional video on Insane Films.
Steve Jobs’ new spaceage TV.
Cheryl wants turd upload some vidjos to the Podshow Plus Beta.
Cheryl found a great place fwhore me turd find housedresses.
Wanda Wisdom has a big fat face.
I try turd callAndy Melton but he ignwhores us.
“Trannywreck” was on Cheryl‘s show.
Lookin’ for prolap.se in all the wrong places.
I play a prolap.se promo by GoRainbowRadio.
I hang up on Care-Los.
Is Mikeypod a Krazy Kristian?
Cheryl thinks Mikeypod has Downs.
Mikeypod masturbates in public.
Cheryl wants turd meet Shitshaldin.
I try turd call Andy Melton.
Baby Botched Abortion.
Cheryl went turd see Body Worlds and saw the fetuses.
I know how turd look on Google Maps fwhore sex offenders.
Cheryl keeps talking over me.
I smell doody.
abortedfetus.net
Cheryl told people turd get fucked at the airport.
Cheryl saw Menopause: the Musical at Las Gaygas.
When I was a little girl there was a cafeteria lady at my school who had a huge, huge ass.
There aren’t enough Weight Watchturds meetings in Floriturd.
We accidentally left 15 minutes of our cuntversation on Andy Melton‘s Skype voicemail.
Figuring out travel plans with Trotsky.
Cheryl thinks I need turd get my life turdgether.
I have a fear of flying, like a true blue lesbian.
I talk about a dress with big lyps on it.
Penny Pin Chang’s finna be around until people stop saying mean things about whor.
Stinkhair in BC.
I saw a woman who paints with her vagina.
We talk about the weathturd.
Andy Melton sends me a text message.
This podcast is turd long.
Andy Melton is rude turd us when we’ve been nothing but nice turd them.
Andy Melton and Dace were talking about Cheryl.
Whatever.
Andy Melton‘s still on a diet.
They have scales at truck stops Andy Melton could weigh himself on.
Andy Melton should weigh his loaf.
Andy Melton stopped talking turd us.
Andy Melton tells us what he had turd eat turday.
Weight Watchturds points.
Andy Melton gets sassy with Cheryl while we talk about what he ate.
Richturd Simmons on Sirius.
Andy Melton‘s still sassy.
Andy Melton‘s dog ran away and his sistwhore wants him turd start dating womyn.
My life is hard.
My medications need turd be adjusted.
I’m allowed to say mean things because it’s not me saying them.
Cheryl and Andy Melton threaten each othwhore with violence.
Is Lady Bunny like Andy Melton in a wig?
Weird YouTube video of a mentally challenged woman.
Mwhore dieting chitchat.
I use a fist turd doo my Weight Watchturds.
Cheryl’s ugly.
Fibwhore One is sponsturding Cheryl.
I weigh 580.
Me and Oprah celebrated MLK Day by buying red things turdgether.
Andy’s waist size REVEALED!
We try turd prank call on Skype.
Looking at a housedress catalog for 90 minutes.
Looking at the Big and Tall catalog.
Nobody likes Penny Pin Chang.
Dace wants a new nervous system from the Chinese government.
Fundraiser for Andy Melton‘s pants?
Andy Melton‘s not out turd his family.
Cheryl needs turd clean her ears.
I wish Sharon from Tampon liked my Chinese friends.
People don’t like me and Andy Melton because we’re fat.
The things Andy Melton can say turd be funny.
The things we wish we could bring back.
Cheryl‘s vagina is doody free.
Andy Melton gets sassy some mo’.
I’m depressed.
Andy Melton‘s morbidly obese.
Cheryl‘s prolap.se looked like a kosher pickle the othturd day.
Good luck, Andy Melton, on your fat loss.
33 replies on “YR524 High Fructose Corn Vagina”
Matt Blender already has two domains. Okaysoradio.net and Okaysoradio.com
so then why the fuck is madge saying dot lyps-sin dot cum? Christ. Hate it out.
Because I don’t think Matt remembers he has two domains.
right. he’s a little retarded
GET YOU.
Who cares? They all go to the same place.
Well it’s EASIER TO REMEMBER THE SHORT ONE! WHY YOU NEVER TOLD ME?
I was too busy doing the notes for your two-hour-long show.
Any particular reason why you inserted Adam’s email address into the top of the show notes?
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
I have more respect for Rills now! the scales solution is a sensible, lateral way of thinking.
it’s so depressing listening to Andy. Andy, you need to exercise. Fuck diets.
Who is this Andrew Meltings?
I agree with Rill, you should clean your place and make it cozy so you actually want to be there. C’moooooon home.
OK, I’m ready for yoga again. If you are too bz for private lessons I can go to one of your group classes.
Love it. Lets come up with some kind of barter system instead of money– maybe help with the vid-joe cast? I’m going to whip your lezbo ass into shape.
2 things –
Be nicer to Andy – he is the nicest person I know and doesn’t deserve so much shit –
Second thing – Yes, Matt Blender has okaysoradio.net – I wonder who bought it for him????
Thanks – where did the advice show go?
Get fucked.
Madge, you forgot your smiling face as you say “get fucked.” Etiquette is everything.
I’ve always been completely apathetic towards Carlos until he said Cheryl’s show sucks.
and now?
Madge,
If wearing a housedress is wrong, I do not want to be right.
I will not rest until I am allowed to wear housedresses in public and not have society come down on me.
Wearing a housedress is comfortable and functional when doing a podcast. And to top it off I look damn good.
As a way of saying “it’s ok”, I am going to break out my AmeriMark Credit Card and buy you and all your friends housedresses and urine bags in a wide variety of styles and sizes.
Our work is not done until we change herion chic to nursing home chic.
The REAL question is….
What does one wear UNDER the housedress?
I know what you would wear under your housedress, honaye.
Well, you know better than anyone I have to wear something for obvious reasons.
b/c of your bloody lapse? It does smell… it is a good idea to contain it honaye.
How does one get rid of stinkhair?
I heard you mention this Shanty Lemon podcast on your show. I wonder if your educated listenerds could help clean up their “about” section (click on my name, comoon honaye), which reads like it was written by a Nigerian Prince who needs your help. Besides, I’ve never heard Columbus, Oh described as “danty” before. WTF does danty mean, anyway?
ummm…… we didn’t mention that podcast, neither does anyone else. Stop spamming people’s comments you asshole.
Kthnx. GET FUCKED 🙂
God, Rylls! How mean! I looked at the thyng, and it IS badly written. We should spam the thyng.
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Rill, Madge,
I’m funcking laughing my ass off to this show. I’m listening on my ipod at work and I’m going to get fired. You two are freaking funny today. You are soooo mean tho to the Melturd and the Ok-So man.
Yeah Yeah Yeah I’m 7 mnths behind on shows because I am so busy fighting crimes only ninjas can tackle, but still love you two.
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