YR519 Pre-Chewed Bacon, Back Fat, and My First ShowerCast

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Penny shits, Madge’s first showercast, and much awful stuff. Really bad show- don’t listen if this is your first time listening turd me.

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Penny Pin Chang is Chinese brubbercunt, broated Jewish Resbian.

I kill Sharon from Tampon.

Jewish resbian shit.

Fuck rou, Sharon from Tampon.

Linne Cards

Fuck rou Matt Turdless.

Chinese outro. Prorap.se.

Back to Madge.

Penny Pin Chang is not popular.

Your homework ass-ignment: give Cheryl some nice ratings on iTurds and other people like me and Wanturd Wisdom and Gay Expat.

I don’t want the cleaning woman to overhear me.

Robin Queefers couldn’t believe that podcasts sound like they’re taped from living rooms.

Robin is a black Uncle Tom patsy.

L’chaim.

I ended up in jail with nothing but a hospital gown, handcuffed to a cot (?)

Weight Watch-turds.

Podcasting in the shower. I can see my naked fat body.

Cheryl is a stupid bitch.

Turday’s my first day back on the Weight Watchers points.

I’m the antithesis turd Geek Brief.

I’m happy we have Nancy Pelosi.

Max and Stacy.

I don’t want turd talk about politics.

Bicycle Mark knows about Somalia.

The Weight Watchturds meeting was at a synagogue during a Bar Mitzvah practice.

Taking a shower and putting fingers in my whorehole.

Funny things at Weight Watchturds.

The team leader discussed bacon.

Why I like Jews.

Drinking waturd.

I heard the Steve Jobs keynote when he introduced a phone.

Wishing someone dead is not a crime.

Goodbye, Pagan audience.

Cheryl called Calli Lewis a name.

The one thing that would make me not want the new Apple phone.

Please visit prolap.se.

Also visit QPodder.

Email me an mp3 of your promo as an attachment turd bloatedlesbian@gmail.com and I’ll play it.

Bush mashup.

The new phone will be fucked up because its technology is turd new.

Does the phone work with any carrier?

Tarantula throwing.

Apple TV.

I like macrumors.com.

The new phone is basically worthless.

Jason Flatowitz remix of my theme musique.

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9 responses to “YR519 Pre-Chewed Bacon, Back Fat, and My First ShowerCast”

  1. Mike E Fresh Avatar
    Mike E Fresh

    Where’s the show Madge?

  2. flatofarter Avatar
    flatofarter

    I can’t find the downloadable mp3 link for this show!

    1. Matt Turdress Avatar
      Matt Turdress

      It’s on the iTunes feed. Just subscribe.

  3. Matt Turdress Avatar
    Matt Turdress

    Are you kidding me? Apart from some audio problems when you were in the shower and I couldn’t understand you, this show was HILARIOUS. You were particularly bizarre and rambling today. It sounded like I was overhearing the psychotic mumblings of a homeless Jewish crazy person lying down talking to herself on the sidewalk. LOVED it.

  4. justin Avatar
    justin

    i have a hit out on Penny…

    she stole my liver, that cunt

  5. Charles Avatar
    Charles

    i have not listened to the show yet, but the album art is amazing! i can hardly discern what’s going on where on that beauty — however i think i can make out some lovely lady folds. can i please have the full, unedited image? was she found on that FatSpace internet site you seem to frequent?

  6. The Gay Expat Avatar

    Jobs said he couldn’t get the FCC authorization because the FCC would announce the iPhone before Apple did.

    They really screwed this up by signing the exclusivity agreement with Cingular, claiming that they needed to work with one carrier to make sure the network is properly upgraded for features like visual voicemail. It’s too bad, because Apple could have done the US public a service by killing the carrier monopoly on phones by locking them. At least we don’t have that in the Europes, even if we have to wait until the end of the year for this iPhone.

    And thanks for the numerous plugs, Madge.

  7. Gus C Avatar
    Gus C

    AWESOME!

  8. […] From the shower today folks. Madge inspired me, and the last showercast I did was in February of 2006, so it was time. […]

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