Day: January 30, 2007

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Get fucked.

The reason why there used to be so much background noise on these podcasts.

Some good news and some bad news about my body odor.

Turds.

Pomegranates.

Grizelda’s vaginal yeastathon?

Cheryl is in a shame spiral.

I try to call Shishaldin.

I’m getting weighed again tomorrow. I gained weight at the last weigh-in.

My one friend has more teeth stories but I don’t want to hear it.

I don’t like to get the cancer.

Rank seeds. Rank vagina.

The origin of the word “cunt.”

How’s Andy Melton doing on his diet?

Leave me voicemail at 206-888-CUNT or email me mp3’s at [email protected]

Sleepy on my anti-depressions.

I liked the prolap.se suggestions on my voicemail.

Vaginal fins.

I used to manage a grrl band.

Ethel Merman used to be my lover.

Did they ever put a little camera up someone’s ass and tape it?

Trotsky likes fruit. But he’s not gay.

Who has time for pomegranates?

They’re the most interesting fruit.

My birthday is coming up in March. Send me a big pomegranate.

Roger Smalls fingering a mouse.

Disgusting pornography I watched for my research.

Ragan Fox: America’s Next Top Bottom.

Amy Abdu.

I hate iTunes.

Steve Jobs is getting sued in some country.

Please send me the links to broken websites.

Scoble is copying me.

Since you, my audience, didn’t send me voicemail, then you can all get fucked.

Sign up on podshow.com and be my Podshow friend and also give me a good rating on iTunes.

You all don’t have the common decency to leave me an audio comment.

Audio punishment commences.

Why I’m on the outs with Calli Lewis.

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Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Vintage Chub Creek song.

Bicycle Mark.

I’m eating yogurt.

Playing with my levels.

Whachoo Bin Doon?

Coming up on the one-year anniversary of Gussy’s death.

I’m mad at Kruel Karla, her friend, and their guy friend Frank.

I hate Cheryl and her five-minute piece of shit show.

Go to whorehole.org and tell her she’s ugly.

This Boy Elroy.

Bad signs in podcasting.

Wet keyboard.

Technical lesbian things.

Retro “Hanna Jobs.”

Ragan Fox used to say I have a wooden hand.

Where is Matt Burgess?

I’m disorganized.

Matt Burgess’s musical debut.

I’m excited about my new RCN internet connection.

Repeat message from Blay Horowitz.

This whole show is an Alzheimer’s show.

Fingering MIce from Roger Smalls.

Call 206-888-CUNT to leave me voicemail and I’ll play it on my show.

Another Blay Horowitz voicemail. She talks too much.

Voicemail from Jihadist Jerry. She wants to bleach my asshole.

Cheryl steals my show.

Old John Ong/Cliffy promo clip.

Cliffy hasn’t done anything for a month.

Cliffy clip.

Fantastic Fred promo.

 

Ragan clip. He’s doing Fox and the City again.

I hate Simon Cowell.

Eating Irish cheese and yogurt.

Soundscape.

Old, old voicemail from Scott of the PNS Explosion.

Music.

I should do a cooking show but it would be stupid.

I saw Mayor Daley speak and it was stupid.

I asked Helen Shiller about the Walmart Big Box bill.

I listen to my voicemails.