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YR514 Big Black Bloated Bisexual Bipolar Overweight Blesbian Blacktress, Berbacia Clemons is B(l)ack! Now that’s Plump!

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A Triumph! Jennifer Hudson, eat your Denny’s Platter out!

Ms. Clemons’ Email is [email protected]
Ms. Clemons may be myspaced at http://myspace.com/berbacia

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Fry That Chicken by Peachez again.

Berbacia Clemens comes on the phone.

Berbacia’s vagina wants a rum and cokes.

Star Jones has been on Berbacia’s back lately.

Star Jones is going turd be on Radio 1 doing a talk show for the radio.

Star Jones’ and her fagola husband threw an orgy.

Berbacia tickles my cunthair.

Berbacia on Oprah.

The guy who owns Stella’s in Chicago hates Oprah.

Berbacia used turd know Oprah’s dog guy.

Dogs and monkeys get horny around Berbacia.

I’m using new technology and Berbacia cuntgratulates me.

Trying turd find wood.

Berbacia’s getting into Oprah Intentional Living and doing cuntmunity service for black people.

Berbacia loves the Fry That Chicken song.

The biscuits at Popeye’s are heaven.

Berbacia is also getting involved with Project Angel Food.

Berbacia has also begun mentoring prisoner’s children.

Berbacia sings a song.

Lox and bagels make my vagina smell.

Berbacia’s body is a temple.

Berbacia was turd busy getting coffee enemas turd read “Our Bodies, Our Selves.”

Berbacia is a BBW.

Does Berbacia have fins?

Berbacia threw a charity event for old Hollywood actresses.

Tina Yothers was there.

Esther Roll was there too.

Berbacia gives the dirt on Whitney Houston.

Jenna Jameson was there too.

The Dench was there too.

Berbacia sings some Dream Girls.

I think Dream Girls should win Best Picture.

Berbacia heard Eddie likes turd go downtown.

Berbacia saw Eddie at a party with Macy Gray and Sugar Ray Leonard.

Mrs. Garritt was at the party but she’s a problem.

Email Berbacia at [email protected].

Ragan texted Berbacia.

Berbacia thinks Dream Girls is based on Ragan, Berbacia, Wanda, and me.

Berbacia thinks Ragan is after her.

Berbatia reads a poem.

Renee Zelwegger is on Berbacia’s ass.

Berbacia thinks Ragan is a witch.

Star Jones is hunting me down by a plane with a searchlight.

Berbacia is being held back by powerful men.

Valrona at Trader Joe’s is the best dark chocolate.

Berbacia is on a new Super Foods diet.

I read an article that said that the egg came first.

The FDA just approved cloned beef.

Cayenne pepper is a supercure for cancer and it satiates your appetite.

Berbacia went to a wedding with famous Jewish people.

http://myspace.com/berbacia

Berbacia is looking for a creative person.

Berbacia is looking for a technical person who wants to collaborate. Contact her on MySpace or email her at [email protected]

Berbacia’s starting a catering company called Junk in the Trunk Catering.

Berbacia is catering the Pussycat Dolls New Year’s party.

Tigger, a gay from LA, might be able to help Berbacia.

Berbacia’s also looking for a loft in downtown LA.

Tranny hookers followed Berbacia home.

Cheryl is jealous of Berbacia.

Matt Blender.

By Madge

Lesbian with food allergies.

40 replies on “YR514 Big Black Bloated Bisexual Bipolar Overweight Blesbian Blacktress, Berbacia Clemons is B(l)ack! Now that’s Plump!”

Charles, you are a delight to have found a pic of me in my teens yet, I have put on some weight. check me out at myspace.com/berbacia to see my current mug. Be sure to listen to Beyonce’s “Ring the Alarm” to get the FULL effect. It’s goin’ on..

I’ll eat you out Brian…
Call me 310-555-1234
Less keeep it n th DL, fo sho…
I’me wearin’ mah pink panties, stripper hose and a red tam. I even douched with oxtail and pigs feet juice, you gone luv it…keep it real…

Brian- From that article you mention:
“However, it remains in relatively limited use as a theatrical device, mostly outside the U.S., and is more commonly used today as edgy social commentary or satire.”

Let us do what we’re good at, Brian. You do what you’re good at. I don’t tell you how to act retarded, so you needn’t tell me how to make social commentary.

Your guilt is not my problem.

by the by, back in college, I happened to compete in a speech genre known as communication analysis. I analyzed minstrel shows as a communication event and compared it to black sitcoms such as “Good Times”, “The Jeffersons”, and “Sanford and Son.” I took a gold at nationals that year, and finished overall speaker in the nation with 4 golds total. My brilliant analysis didn’t change the world or how humans act and react or how they are socialized or their natural human traits that make them the lovely people they already are. When we start putting conditions on our love then we start assuming that everyone should look and talk like us. They don’t. That makes them beautiful to me. I am a sick puppy who happens to love too much. I also loves me some Appalachian’s “just they way they are.” No spit shine needed…”Here baby, I’ll take your pants off fo ya.” My parents happen to be from backwoods Tupelo, Miss, and in school I had my “country” driven out of me. As an adult, decades out of college, I reclaim much of my natural self. And it’s fun.

When the internet is bad, it is very very bad. When it is good, it is very very good.

This discussion is very very good and interesting.

Minstrel shows are a powerful form of communication. And, with all powerful things can be dangerous if misinterpreted. .

If the purpose of this show (and others like it) is designed to invoke discussion and debate, you have succeeded.

And my social worker tells me it is good form to let the host have the last word — so I will shut up now.

(And these new meds my doctor prescribed are giving me an amazing form of clarity wouldn’t you agree?)

Mah roommate was like that. I wouldn’t eat the pussy and all of a sudden she’s drunk dialing me on myspace bulletin boards. I was tricked into adding her as a friend, and she took every occaision to harrass me online.

I found an article here about an accident where Star Jones noticed the food trolly on the other side of her helicopter.

I found it both enjoyable and pleasurable to hear Berbacia and wish to hear more of her where possible.

Stomp that trick
Beat that trick
Stomp that trick
Beat that trick

I love the Berbacia. I hadn’t heard her before, but I had hears about her from Ragan’s show. Madge should have her on more often. She could join you and Cheryl.

honaye, i would love if you would join us once in awhile… i know you are a busy whore though. Cum turd think of tit.. I am pretty busy too. Bluhwhore. WERK OUR PUSSIES MARY!

[…] Show for 01/10/07 (Wednesday) YR514 SHOW LINK: http://www.syphill.us/sirius/weekof010807/yr514berbaciala.mp3 BLOG LINK: http://yeastradio.podshow.com/?p=969 SYNOPSIS: Hollywood gossip aficionado and Star Jones stalkee, Berbacia Clemons, makes her triumphant return appearance on yeast radio after her one year absence. Madge and Berbacia discuss dieting and who’s who at the hollywood hills nursing home. […]

Berbacia I missed you!!!
grait show loving it, so glad to have you back tho i think you will never beat the hollywood episode wsith you and Madge… that show was fab. nyways loved the show keep the waar against the terrorist alive ( star ) eaven if bush missed her 🙂

pleas say you’ll be back soon 🙂

ps. happy neew turd to everyone

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