YR513 Penny Pin Chang and her Organ Steeling Loose Lipped Lesbian Mafia

introducing Miss Penny Pin Chang
(NOTE: Cuntfucious say: biggel firle size make bettel sound quarity when music pray)

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Penny Ping Chang, Chinese lesbian Jew, leaves a voicemail.

You can leave me voicemail too at 206-888-CUNT.

It pays off to talk turd Chinese people on the Skypes with Cheryl.

Talking to an older man who was stationed by the Army in Israel 1942.

I think I fixed my Macbook Pro’s problem.

This older man I spoke with told me he met the captain of a ship called the Exodus. The Exodus helped Jews escape from the Holocaust. Then Roosevelt wouldn’t let the ship dock in Palestine. As a result, all the passengers had to go turd the camps anyways.

The gas chambers were late in the Holocaust.

Roosevelt was an ant-Semite. People hated Jews in America.

I’ve been taking huge shits lately.

After the Holocaust there wasn’t a big Jewish civil rights movement.

Watching a bottom hustler on the sidewalk.

I can never eat at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse again because it makes no sense.

Looking at a fat guy on a parkbench.

Looking around Floriturd on my way to a Weight Watcher’s meeting.

I had a bad curl job back in the day.

Dream Girls is showing at the Gateway Theater.

Maybe I can go on a date with Penny Ping Chang.

I didn’t eat breakfast. I cuntputed instead.

I only need turd do three Sirius shows a week now. The Strip will be on Thursdays. On Tuesdays you’ll hear Old Time Radio.

Sirius is so worth, if only for the Richard Simmons and Howard Stern and the Playboy Channel.

If you subscribe turd Sirius, tell them I sent you.

Looking at a porn shop.

Bears are fat gay guys.

206-888-CUNT.

You can also email me voicemail attachments with the mp3 file at [email protected] or [email protected]

There are lots of homosexuals in Ft. Lauderdale.

This is my day for me- my own little Oprah moment.

Cheesecake Factory flashback turd trying turd find Chicago Sherri.

Only a gay person would drive a yellow Honda cuntvertible.

More old gay people than I thought I’d see at the Weight Watchers meeting.

Keep the voicemail coming.

Musique.