YR512 Finger Lickin’ Cheryl but not Really

Cheryl, stank ho, guests turday as we blow up her prolapse like a balloon and then ….

Shownotes by Matt Blender.

Cheryl accepts a collect call.

Fry That Chicken by Peachez

Mrs. Bodenheimer asks Cheryl about The Color Purple and Krakow.

Rachel Kann.

Ragan.

I come back on the line.

Cheryl got new office supplies for Hannucunt.

I’m sitting in a zero-gravity chair.

Roger Smalls does all my cover art.

Berbatia Clemens is coming back on my show.

Ragan keeps prank calling Berbatia.

Cheryl plays with her prolapse incessantly.

Cheryl blows up her prolapse some more.

Shishaldin told Andy Melton that he has manboobs.

Abortion chat.

Cheryl should play in a band with my mother.

I saw a card that said “Roses are God’s Prolapse.”

Cheryl is a goddamn ugly whore.

Mary Poppins.

Pannus: I don’t even know us.

Mrs. Regina Slatherings’ Naughty Thought of the Week: chordee.

Passover Peeps.

We try to call the guy who did Garden Gossip with Cherry Blossom.

Then we call Rob with the Average Penis who’s mean.

Mikeypod was mean to me too.

Rob’s been fagging out.

Rob has a show.

How turd pretend turd be a listener of mine.

Karmabanque.

Cheryl‘s ugly.

Rob is annoying.

Cheryl won’t come on Rob’s show.

Where’s Ali?

We call a different Ali.

We call some guy named Byron Juarez who only wants to text.

I speak some Spanish to Byron.

Rob liked the show about the Spanx.

None of us go on Secunt Life anymore.

We call some guy from LA.

I get into a Skype conference with a Malaysian woman by accident.

I ask her if she knows Ms. Penang.

Cheryl plays a clip of her reading from a dirty story or something.

Everyone dissapears from Skype like it’s Seven Days Later.

We call Sasha from Malaysia and then she hangs up on us.

Cheryl plays her own Podshow Plus Beta promo.

Prollin’ on the river.

Dace somehow finds his way onto the podcast.

Cheryl‘s Quickblog hurtz and smellz.

I whisper into the mic because the other womyn at the Florida lesbian compound are trying to sleep.

Rob looks like Andy Melton.

Flushing the toilet.

There’s nothing around here to masturbate my vagina with.

I masturdbate on the air.

Cheryl shits on the air.

Always wipe front to back.

Cheryl gets sad when my show ends.

Cheryl is never on my show anymore.

Rob is a little pussyboy with his Roger Rabbit costume and jockstrap.